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alberto2k:
ehen... Ehm stiffin e never reach lyk dat na

Oya drop thE bottle make ah give u jack daniels way I hide under bed

Lala247:
Lol yes hun .. Im always laughing you should try it.., now fix ur face

Lala247:
Lol shouldnt this be on Health thread

alberto2k:
0lo5hi I don High fa, ma wa ja mi oo

alberto2k:
cause: Doing 69 and not brushing 69 times.

Prevention; Baba Ogunleripopo herbal mixture

alberto2k:
Nothing annoys me than a long heap of what ion know

KingTom:
Boss don't mind the Tanoid, he is still suffering from post election loss trauma and depression

prettythicksme:
op thanks for the advice tho,will try it!! #mumu op

2dice:
Am a God fearing Pastor
Pls Pls i dont do weed
Thank you

tosyne2much:
Me don give my life to christ tay tay

SkinnyDude:
you know whether i don lash girl before?

alberto2k:
orijin don finish mah jack daniels

But johnny walkie still dey

SkinnyDude:
outdated? i have a kid sister, and if someone tries it with her.
heaven go shake o!

chimerase2:
LIEnus mba won a noble prize with a statement like dis

alberto2k:
na who open your cell? Judas

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

alberto2k:
nah... Buh stephenqueen dn try am
, ask amu how e take end

Orijin101:
Shey no be dat time i hear say him land for LUTH: o

Orijin101:
If i don't give her, who will?

Ipledge:
you smokes weed too?

Stephenqueen and Orijin101 don spoil people

KingTom:
U bin no sabi before?

KingTom:
No be me o

KingTom:
Who is tomking?

KingTom:
Idiat!

KingTom:
I wan CANE am with my snake na

KingTom:
Baba see this small pikin o, e wan play with hin elder prick? I go show am say Ijebu man no dey tire for bed

KingTom:
Yaba left, you mean your Permanent residence? My dear please, I know I am mad, but it seems your madness surpasses mine by a million miles since you are trading words with Baba Weyrey! Serve jor!


You wan challenge Kingtom abi?
I dey go Church now sha.

Orijin101:
shey, me wey be say na once in a blue moon i dey go church

Orijin101:
My book of bible stories i steal up to 4 when i dey primary school

Orijin101:
your mates are busy reading that(check pix below) you are here telling us kishmish

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]