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dajoaneke:
If you mix Origin & Ogogoro I swear the Origin go high. Wetin be origin when bros ogogoro dey tok. Abeggiii

Tallesty1:
Are you ok?


How can Orijin, A Brand of Beer get Drunk?

Orijin101:
[b] I'm having a melancholic feeling deep down inside me right now but i just have to tell it out here so as to receive some mind-cooling/brutal bashes from you guys.
I was home alone that boring friday evening and i decided to stay indoor because I've decided to turn a new leaf from drinking, fornicating and other sinful acts which i promised God that i won't indulge in anymore.
While listening to music alone in my room, i heard a knock on my door then as checked to see who was behind my closed door, Behold, it was my girlfriend with a bag in her hand. I embraced her with joy and she also gave me a lovely kiss which made me smiled as if i just received a credit alert in my bank account.
To cut the long story short, she entered, dropped her bag, went to the kitchen to get glass cups, i was just looking at her as she was acting her drama. She then finally settled down and brought out 3 Magnum, 2 big bottles of orijin and a wrap of suya(roasted meat) which she bought along the road and she filled both cups with Magnum and we started chilling together but i didn't take the drink at all, she then wrapped her hand over my neck and wanted to feed me with the drink and i rejected it, that was how she started nagging that i don't love her, i don't take her serious, I'm proud and all sort of things.
To satisfy her, i took it from her, asked for forgiveness in advance and drank it all due to frustration then i asked her that was she now satisfied? she jokingly said no, like play like play, she was feeding me and i was collecting it until i noticed that he who was in me at that moment was greater than he who is the real me.
We were chatting, playing, and laughing but she never knew i was already BUI (Behaving Under Influence) and it leads to a romance session, we started kissing and doing all sorts of romantic acts which we've never done before and she was also enjoying it, i didn't know when we landed on the bed and we started removing our clothes *some text missing* [/b]

goldenone:
Lolz

DocAdray:
Chai!
Self-imposed suffering! I feel for them ooo...

rokiatu:
nigga u can't handle me. I doubt you can go pass first round.

Margauxluv:




fnks lov

Margauxluv:
mmm ...its well, i arrived late tho...i aiint fake..dats me nd its neva wrong to crush on someone
buh den again .sumtin it doesnt work out d way we expectd nd sum tymz sumtin comes out frm it...
dats y sum timz wen i crush nd probably deris no hop of gettn to meet d persn in qustn..i wil try to avoid d feelns wen eva it occurs....
....BTW
ITS MY BIRTHDAY mmm ...its well, i arrived late tho...i aiint fake..dats me nd its neva wrong to crush on someone
buh den again .sumtin it doesnt work out d way we expectd nd sum tymz sumtin comes out frm it...
dats y sum timz wen i crush nd probably deris no hop of gettn to meet d persn in qustn..i wil try to avoid d feelns wen eva it occurs....
....BTW
ITS MY BIRTHDAY ......m so happi to make it...#tears#

Blackett:
I don't give a fvck about yours. . . Just saying.

And fvcking stop asking me to upload my pic.

shegsky:
Harahan ha ahahahahahah, laughing in Swahili . I rest my case . By the way, which part of the world are you from , Brother cokacoola

ElFenomeno1:
OP you are a fu...c.king lunatic!

Orijin101:
Guy, upload your pix na

shegsky:
You wan make I give you spiritually conglomerate slap abi. Respect no even dey again o, Na me these 12years old boy they call boy. Korogba lenue.

Blackett:
Yes. And on an iphone4.

Impressive, right?

Blackett:
Lmao. I don't care if this is real or not. I'm doing this to Visafone.

rokiatu:
Yea I met my 3 on here. His azzz is still on here.

cokacoola:
crusing on a girl probeanly someonce galafriad No NoNo plasea, just slex sevirces wet her piture am moves on

DocAdray:
Nop, smoking generally is a huge turn off for me..

sinaj:
nah nah... he might make me suffer a relapse

lanicky:

lanicky:
I would love to woo.......


Laguna1....awww! He's my dad
LogoDWhiz...awww! He's my frnds frnd
daveP...my frnds boo
Obayaya...awww! He's too naughty..
Jigsawkillah...he's married
harlos...my maternal grandad..
Chibwike...he's mad @ me
Joecutie....he's my frnd nd also the husby of the lady I so much respect...@Missterious.
Beennkumar....my grandpa
Jeffreyjames...my big bro
Susrite....my frnd nd nt always available
KingTom...he's my Cousin.


I would like to woo Billgate's son.....even Blacket won't stop me.

Cc: Naijaboiy.

jacksparrow1207:
I can feel your pain bruv

naijaboiy:
Chai! See as una don badly derail this thread.

Is there no lady wooing again

Ipledge:
my name no dey,Shey u sure say ur phone good




Just kidding JK

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jacksparrow1207:
na fear catch u?

jacksparrow1207:
Abeg help me ask her wetin be her papa house number for Queen's country