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MADAMFAITH:
ARE YOU GOOD IN BED? AND YOU NEED A RICH SUGAR MUMMY WHO CAN AWESOMELY PAY YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE CONTACT ADMIN MISS FAITH 08137414988 AND GET CONNECTED.

Aipete2:
Google will gv me expo

Sholaystar4me:
Its in u bro

Sholaystar4me:
Yo spit on barzz bro.....u sounded likka rapper, yo rapping

diddydiva:
where is my recharge card

i was the first to comment

EroticAngelina:
I don't want to. Im not crushing on anybody here.

Sholaystar4me:
Punch line [b][/b]

Orijin101:
Look at your neighbor and shout;

NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!
AS I DEY HERE TODAY!!!!!!!
I WILL RECEIVE MY OWN SPIRITUAL GUNSHOT!!!!!!

repeat it 3times
say it louder!!!!!

diddydiva:
when i see u in it and after u have handed the keys to me.

Orijin101:
*sings while other member claps into thread.....

*grabs mic and test it;
Hello tuee tuee....

*starts preaching

Good evening brethren
My name is Pastor Prophet Reverend Evangelist Sheikh Deacon Alhaji Doctor Pope ORIJIN101

The lord has sent me to you this evening to break that YOKE of your life today

Somebody shout HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!

join me on my next post

diddydiva:
ya case dey hell

diddydiva:
ti ki ba se oro kilode to se fesi

se ole koju mo tire ni.


ogbeni fimile jare

diddydiva:
ti ki ba se oro kilode to se fesi

se ole koju mo tire ni.


ogbeni fimile jare

diddydiva:
farano

pls can you ban me for a month ave gat exams yet i cant stay off nairaland .

pls do a friend a favour.

after the wooing competition tho.


waiting for your reply

Dreyl:
i done hear now fvckoff!

D1ck:
No wooer yet..... Gaddemmitt

Dreyl:
bae woo me i'm the most handsome guy on here, but i don't brag about it though. We will make cute babies, please don't say no.

kinglahkay:
my ga.y pal

Orijin101:
Daddy G.O, dem don break bottle for your head before ?

jacksparrow127:
Is she?
Baba u never reach bus stop o. Keep searching

Orijin101:
You don lash 3sisters before?
You don lash girl for 1hr47mins before?
You don lash your mama friend before?

If you neva do those things before, no talk that thing wey i bold again

Orijin101:
Na wetin dem dey call CATALYST be that, lemme expatiate

*You visit a lady at home or she visits you
*she knows that you might not have mojo on your phone which will make the ministry move fast
*Then, she will store alot on her phone incase of incasity
*She gives you her phone so that you can go through her media and for sure, you will see the Bleep materials
*Your joystick starts rising 12inches above the ground level
*Then you will surely need a sharpener to shapen your pencil......
*You bounce ontop her
*She removes your trouser and boxer
*You remove her pant and skirt/bombshort/trouser
*Then you insert your *some text missing*

1bkaye:
My crush doesn't come here anymore, shame

jacksparrow127:
haha our matter na? I go use ma original acct pm u. mk we for no derail

jacksparrow127:
gbayi alaye mi

farano:
Sleekshuga and jacksparrow127 You guys should stop derailing this thread.

Darkrebel666:
• has Jack heard that M.I's track..

Bad belle ...is allowed...is allowed..is allowed

P.S
Any Arsenal Fans here? .. sorry guys.. better luck next season... I'm very happy this evening .

Sleekyshuga:
Mouthpiece of the gods

ivyy:
don't just stop there. Cut them all out. Kidney ,liverand what have you

I need more

chibwike:
and then they get married