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Jokes EtcRead And Answer This Riddle by Stevsmog(op): 11:49am On Aug 20, 2012
think very well it's simple;u do it sometime if not most of d time;dats just a hint. if u read den paste ur answer.here is d riddle,am a something without hand neither do i have leg nor feather but i can easily fly over fence; what am i! Keep it flowing .
Jokes EtcRe: Oboy Eeh by Stevsmog(op): 8:58pm On Aug 19, 2012
realsammie: is dis a joke or sometin?
an imagination
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle!riddle!! Riddle!!! by Stevsmog(op): 8:55pm On Aug 19, 2012
234GT: answer: digger
try again
Jokes EtcRiddle!riddle!! Riddle!!! by Stevsmog(op): 12:21pm On Aug 19, 2012
pls carefully read b4 u answer this riddle; I am a thing, without mouth,leg, hand and head but i can dig ground.What am i? Keep d riddle flowing.
RomanceReally Need Your Advice by Stevsmog(op): 11:29am On Aug 18, 2012
A girl had really talked about her boyfrnd 2 her female frnd.She told them how rich,caring,generous and handsome her guy is,and dat he will be coming a visit her d next evening.Expectation grm everyone were high.The guy actually came as he promised but with a loaf of AGEGE bread as a gift 2 his gal.The gal was very annoyed and disappointed.She threw d bread at d guy and insulted him 2 d fullest in d presence of everyone.Embittered, d guy picked d bread and sliced it in two and behold a CAR KEY nd ENgagement Ring fellout of d bread;Now my questionssad1)if u are d gal what wil u do?(2)if u are d guy wil u 4give d gal?
Jokes EtcMadman Reaction by Stevsmog(op): 8:35am On Aug 16, 2012
A mad man visited a phamacist to buy drugs,suddenly a man approach him in d shop. This man now ask of drug 4 headache narrating how serious it is disturbing him. The mad man just hear what d man said and reply immediately 2 d man saying; oh boy eeh na so my own use start ooooo b4 u know i don enter market oooo.
Jokes EtcOboy Eeh by Stevsmog(op): 1:35pm On Aug 15, 2012
Did u hear about d fastest man in d world?The just concluded olympic in london produced Usain Bolt as d fastest man in d world.Can u imagine that immediately after d closing ceremony of d olympic, Usain Bolt run back to his country by foot. Am just reporting.lol
Jokes EtcWahala Dey Oo by Stevsmog(op): 8:27am On Aug 10, 2012
can u imagine what might hav come into this old woman's mind? An old woman was having a rest close to her house in her relaxing spot when suddenly she saw a cock seriously going after a hen,at a close range toward's the old woman, the cock apprehend the hen and get it's own pound of fun. The old woman was so angry and didn't waste to chase away the fowls saying why wil they remind her of what she had forgotten. Waoo
Jokes EtcBreaking News by Stevsmog(op): 7:50am On Aug 09, 2012
A bomb just exploded in nigeria again.It was very much deadly,but dis time in a cementery!all dead bodies ran out of the grave but no casualties recorded. The CP mr death has asked them 2 reture 2 their grave and go about their normal spiritual affairs without fear! For proper measures to be taken.Have a nice bomb free-day.
EventsHave You Heard Of This by Stevsmog(op): 2:38pm On Aug 05, 2012
pls pals and confused about this; Two days back i recieved a message from a friend advicing me not to pick call from this number 0800226655. Anyone here to help me out.
Jokes EtcHow Will You Feel? by Stevsmog(op): 12:47pm On Aug 05, 2012
one undergraduate was defending his IT (siwes). After he finished explaining what he learnt,one lecturer follow him up bombardly with some question. This undergraduate was patiently answering the lecturer until when he got angry by this last question:are you show you did all this? Listen to what he answered agrily;hei my lecturer na you carry me go there abi you de there with me. Wetin na ah ah abegi next person.
Jokes EtcRe: If Your Girlfriend Ask You Of This Five(5) Tins, Pls What Will U Do by Stevsmog: 10:43am On Jul 28, 2012
Jerrygotswagg: Girl: Honey i need 5 tins from you
Guy: Ask me anytin dear
Girl : 1) need money for brazillian hair, just 45,000 naira
2)need to change my bb to a bold 5, just 96,000 naira
3) honey i want to rent a new apartment near my school, its just 175,000 naira a year
4) i need to buy a my creams, perfume, powder, just 53,000 naira
5)finally honey u know i love , i need money to send to my dad
Guy:jesus, u mean u have a father
Girl: yes na
Guy tinking of wat to do or say, please readers help me out
if it is at first tim men na cruk she bi but if u have d money just give her
Jokes EtcJokers Here I Come by Stevsmog(op): 10:15am On Jul 28, 2012
How does this souund to ur hearing; It's not been long when we do hear of woman empowerment. Our dear president said that it can be possible for a woman to rule this country. Not quite long our first lady has turn to be the president of Africas' first lady.How will you feel if you hear that sooner than later she has commence campagn to become the next GCON.
Jokes EtcPossible Or Impossible by Stevsmog(op): 7:24pm On Jul 27, 2012
I have been wondering if it is possible or not for one to kiss his/her elbow. Please if there is any lets know.
Jokes EtcPossible Or Impossible by Stevsmog(op): 12:31pm On Jul 27, 2012
Have you ever try this and see how it works;kiss your elbow. Do you notice anything?
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Bayan Gari In Bauchi by Stevsmog: 10:03pm On Jul 22, 2012
morgist: A bomb just exploded in bayangari area of bauchi metropolis.
no causalities have been recorded so far.
police have cordon off the area in an attempt to restore law and order in the area.

source: meeeeeeeeeee (an eye witness)
PoliticsRe: Senator Gyang Datong Killed In Jos by Stevsmog: 9:47pm On Jul 08, 2012
greateros: http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/senator-murdered-plateau
it has been confirmed that Gyan fulani is dead. Adeu

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