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PoliticsRe: Labour Leaders Stoned In Jos As Col Umar, Others Back FG by Stevsmog: 6:28pm On May 18, 2016
That's it..... Let nigeria be good thats all the common man needs






http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/labour-leaders-stoned-in-jos-as-col-umar-others-back-fg/147250.html[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Top Five Bachelors In The Nigerian Music Industry by Stevsmog: 3:03pm On Feb 23, 2016
Marriage is not a thing of must.....so why do u like to get into someones private life.....abi u be their papa? All men re nt made to b married, likewise women. If dem wan marry dem go marry, if dem no wan marry ohoooo ntin concern me oooo
FamilyRe: Kenyan Lovers Trapped During Sex (pic) by Stevsmog: 11:10am On Feb 22, 2016
Y na only the guy face show nah.....yawo dey am sha oooo :PY na only the guy face show nah.....yawo dey am sha oooo
PoliticsRe: Presidential Helicopter On Ground To Convey Jonathan To Bayelsa From PH by Stevsmog: 3:35pm On May 29, 2015
Notin on earth that last forever....dats d nature of life. But mind u dat he can stil contest if he is willing...farewell ex-presido
BusinessRe: CBN Reintroduces N65 Charges On Cash Withdrawals On ‘other Banks’ Atms by Stevsmog: 12:32pm On Aug 14, 2014
chai! there is God ooooo!
PoliticsRe: Baraje Resigns As Chairman, Nigeria Railway Corporation - by Stevsmog: 11:02am On Nov 13, 2013
am just passing by .....but just try to fight for wot u kn u re goin to win
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Steps To Develop Self-Confidence by Stevsmog: 12:36pm On Sep 20, 2013
noted......not a bad one sha
PoliticsRe: Licence And Plate Number Renewal Extended Till June 2014 by Stevsmog: 12:27pm On Sep 18, 2013
the ist notice has been passed now d 2nd is june 2014....am waiting patiently for the 3rd notice before it's implimentation....nice move sha because vehicle with old number plate re much on roads than that of new number plate...
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Exposes More Secrets On Big Brother Africa by Stevsmog: 1:49pm On Aug 12, 2013
hmmm ok .......am just a passerby sha oooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi, Ronaldo & Ribery For UEFA Best Player Award 2012/2013 by Stevsmog: 10:34am On Aug 08, 2013
ok i don hear....lets see how it goes from here
Science/TechnologyRe: Goat With 2 Heads Delivered In Ilorin (photo) by Stevsmog: 10:15am On Jul 19, 2013
definitely dat must b benin oracle:/
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Stevsmog: 12:58pm On May 17, 2013
* na person wey dey waka na him him yash dey shake*
* left hand is closer to d anus*
*
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Is Bleaching/toning-photos by Stevsmog: 2:34pm On Apr 03, 2013
[quote

author=chachacorner]http://chachacorner.com/is-uche-jombo-rodriguez-bleachingtoning-photos/

For
some time, I’ve noticed that most of the pictures I’ve seen Uche Jombo
in, that she’s looking lighter if not white. And with this pic below,
it’s safe to ask; Uche are you toning or Bleaching?[/quote]if u ma won bleach make u bleach nah......but pray make oparation abi na operation or sickness weh doctor go tie ur belly no do u.......gbam abegi next topic
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Limousine Breaks Down In Israel by Stevsmog: 12:06pm On Mar 22, 2013
[quote
author=ochejoseph]https://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/3/20/227609/default/v1/prez3-1-522x293.jpg

https://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/3/20/227610/default/v1/prez2-1-522x293.jpg

One
of US President Barack Obama's limousines has broken down in Israel.

The black, heavily guarded limousine experienced mechanical problems in
Tel Aviv before Mr Obama landed in the country for a state visit.

Media reports said the vehicle was mistakenly filled with diesel rather
than petrol.

The disabled limo was swapped for a back-up, and Mr Obama's busy
itinerary in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem on Wednesday was not affected.

"This is why we bring multiple vehicles and a mechanic on all trips," US
Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan said in a statement.

"Situations like this are planned for extensively by our advance teams
so that the President's itinerary is unaffected by these types of
issues."

http://news.sky.com/story/1067480/barack-obamas-limousine-breaks-down-in-israel[/quote]and so what?hmn
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Church Is 150 Years In Nigeria by Stevsmog: 11:38am On Mar 10, 2013
[quote
author=alpha conde]During the week the catholic faithfuls in lagos and
other parts of nigeria rolled out their drums to commemorate the 150th
anniversary of catholicism in nigeria. The week before the carmelites
also ceelbrated 25 years of stepping foot in nigeria.
So let's drop a word of congratulations for them and recall how
catholicism have strengthened our lives as christians.[/quote]to God be the glory.......long live catholic church.......long live Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Church Is 150 Years In Nigeria by Stevsmog: 11:36am On Mar 10, 2013
[quote
author=alpha conde]During the week the catholic faithfuls in lagos and
other parts of nigeria rolled out their drums to commemorate the 150th
anniversary of catholicism in nigeria. The week before the carmelites
also ceelbrated 25 years of stepping foot in nigeria.
So let's drop a word of congratulations for them and recall how
catholicism have strengthened our lives as christians.[/quote]to God be the glory.......long live catholic church.......long live Nigeria
Science/TechnologyRe: Woman Killed By Lion During Sex In Zimbabwe by Stevsmog: 2:54pm On Mar 07, 2013
movein: A woman was
mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in the
Zimbabwe bush, it was reported today.

Sharai Mawera died yesterday after the beast pounced as she enjoyed a
romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.

The My Zimbabwe news website reported that the predator attacked the
couple at a secluded spot in the bush near the northern town of Kariba.

Ms Mawera’s boyfriend, who has not been identified, is believed to have
jumped up and fled in the nude when the lion lunged forward.

A source told the newspaper the young woman died at the scene.

He said: “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but
her boyfriend managed to escape naked.”

A friend of the couple told My Zimbabwe Ms Mawera had worked at the
local market and that her partner was a fisherman.

The friend said: “He is a fisherman and he used to often meet at the
same spot with his girlfriend, who is now deceased.

“The two were romping when the incident occurred. The lion came from
behind and roared.

“The guy managed to escape before stopping at a distance where he
witnessed his companion being attacked.

“He later rushed to the road seeking help.”

My Zimbabwe reported that the terrified man managed to raise the alarm.

Local police and armed rangers from the Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife
Management Authority rushed to the scene.

The source said: “Cops and officers attended the scene and fired a
single shot before getting to the spot.

“The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her
body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled.”

Rangers launched a hunt for the lion following the tragedy, amid concern
the same animal may have killed a local man who disappeared at the
weekend.

The remains of the victim were found yesterday on the outskirts of the
town, which lies near the Zambezi river.

Police believe the man, who has not been named, was mauled by a lion as
he walked home from a nightclub.

Zimbabwe’s state-controlled Herald newspaper reported that officers
believed the fact the woman killed yesterday was mauled rather than
eaten suggested the same lion could have been responsible for both
attacks and not regained its appetite since devouring part of its first
victim.

The newspaper added: “Residents of the town are now living in fear as
the lions are still roaming freely as there are yet to be caught.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-mauled-death-lion-sex-1746201
ok .........bush lovers take note....hmn
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict Finally Leaves Vatican City by Stevsmog: 6:49pm On Feb 28, 2013
xtrafly: Pope
Benedict just left vatican city for Castel Gandolfo (a summer house).
The pope stood for a few minutes on his way out the door to acknowledge
cheers from onlookers while each of the cardinals took turns to kneel in
front of him in reverence, after which he was ushered into one of cars
in a waiting convoy and joined by one of the cardinals. The convoy drove
straight to a helipad where a helicopter was waiting to transport the
pope to his summer residence at Castel Gandolfo. He will henceforth be
refered to as pope emeritus.

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enjoy ur days ahead pope emeritus....
RomanceRe: A Better Way To Celebrate Valentine's Day by Stevsmog: 6:27pm On Feb 13, 2013
try to celebrate the val with agape love.....best of luck to u all[quote
author=atymat]'Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love', yes, but it
can be celebrated in a better way: there are lots of pple who dont know
wat is called love, they've never been loved. To show them love &
make them feel a little of wat we have in abundance wld be a great way
to celebrate love. All i'm saying is dont take the love of your
boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife as the sole aim of Valentine's
Day, but divert your love for just dat day to those who knows nothing
about love & have never felt being loved.[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Stevsmog: 8:03am On Jan 27, 2013
[quote author=OYINBOGOJU]A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. “By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.” While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.” Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.” “If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on dats humanbeing for u.....alway trying to find away to say u re wrong....
Christianity EtcRe: World’s First Gay Bible 'Queen James ' Published by Stevsmog: 12:45pm On Dec 19, 2012
[quote
author=Fatdon]KING V QUEEN: BIBLES COMPARED
Queen James Bible

Genesis 19:5 (King James)
'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know
them.'

Genesis 19:5 (Queen James)
'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and
humiliate them'

Timothy 1:10 (King James)
'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for
menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other
thing that is contrary to sound doctrine'

Timothy 1:10 (Queen James)
'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves, for menstealers, for
liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is
contrary to sound doctrine'

Jude 1:7 (King James)'
'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'

Jude 1:7 (Queen James)
'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after nonhuman flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2249515/World-s-gay-bible-Special-Queen-James-edition-changes-translation-key-sex-sentences.html[/quote]let the world keep on publishing....but all must remember death is superior than anything
Christianity EtcRe: World’s First Gay Bible 'Queen James ' Published by Stevsmog: 12:44pm On Dec 19, 2012
[quote
author=Fatdon]KING V QUEEN: BIBLES COMPARED
Queen James Bible

Genesis 19:5 (King James)
'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know
them.'

Genesis 19:5 (Queen James)
'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and
humiliate them'

Timothy 1:10 (King James)
'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for
menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other
thing that is contrary to sound doctrine'

Timothy 1:10 (Queen James)
'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves, for menstealers, for
liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is
contrary to sound doctrine'

Jude 1:7 (King James)'
'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'

Jude 1:7 (Queen James)
'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after nonhuman flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2249515/World-s-gay-bible-Special-Queen-James-edition-changes-translation-key-sex-sentences.html[/quote]let the world keep on publishing....but all must remember death is superior than anything
Christianity EtcRe: World’s First Gay Bible 'Queen James ' Published by Stevsmog: 12:42pm On Dec 19, 2012
[quote
author=Fatdon]KING V QUEEN: BIBLES COMPARED
Queen James Bible

Genesis 19:5 (King James)
'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know
them.'

Genesis 19:5 (Queen James)
'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and
humiliate them'

Timothy 1:10 (King James)
'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for
menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other
thing that is contrary to sound doctrine'

Timothy 1:10 (Queen James)
'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves, for menstealers, for
liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is
contrary to sound doctrine'

Jude 1:7 (King James)'
'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'

Jude 1:7 (Queen James)
'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after nonhuman flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2249515/World-s-gay-bible-Special-Queen-James-edition-changes-translation-key-sex-sentences.html[/quote]let the world keep on publishing....but all must remember death is superior than anything
Jokes EtcRe: Two Abuja High Class Chicks Fighting In Public by Stevsmog: 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2012
[quote
author=trendystuf]What is this world turning into? This happened in
Gwagwalada in Abuja. Two beautiful high class chicks fight in public
because of a married man. It's a shame, no man is worth going this
extent for. See the photo when you continue....viewers discretion is
advised

Source:
http://trendysturvs..com/2012/12/photo-two-abuja-high-class-chicks-fight.html#more[/quote]o boy eh......u don finish my brain......lol
Jokes EtcImagine This by Stevsmog(op): 4:29pm On Oct 19, 2012
one early morning,two mad men in pychatric hospital are discusing to go out and beat the receptionist and move out of the hospital........that faithful day they proceed on there plans but on their way to the gate,the receptionist guy was not around....so the mad men then.................i wil be back soon
Jokes EtcWhat Would Have Happened by Stevsmog(op): 10:28am On Sep 25, 2012
come to think of this!sometimes spouse cheat on each other and boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend and also girlfriend cheat on her boyfriend. How would it have been if God created all human private parts to have a lock pad so that man can easily lockup a woman's own and go with d key till when he need it and woman can also lock man's own.What's urmind on this
Jokes EtcMan Of God by Stevsmog(op): 1:43pm On Sep 21, 2012
listen little as i'm about to give you this gist;a man suddenly appear before the congregations.All people waiting to recieve anoiting of the holy spirit. The man now said praise d lord, congregations...haleluya,the man; prai....prai.....praise d lord,congregations....haha.....ah ......haleluya.The man it is well with you all in jesus name,congregations,Amen oooooooo.the man;today is a day of admiration,inspiration,divine and salvation can some say aloud amen,congregations;Amen Amen oooooo.the man;once more it means we can say that today is a day of AIDS can someone shout a bigger haleluya.congregations in unison; dat one na lie oooooooo
Jokes EtcRe: What A Man Can Do A Woman Can Do Better. by Stevsmog(op): 11:15am On Aug 28, 2012
Stevsmog: sometimes i get disturbed by this saying;what a man can do a woman can do better. Lets talk about this issue,i have only two 4 now.(1) can woman stand with legs close to urinate. (2)can woman climb a palm tree. Pls d role, don't abuse. Woman also post urs and man continue to post lets keep it flowing. One luv.
woman are not participating why?
Jokes EtcWhat A Man Can Do A Woman Can Do Better. by Stevsmog(op): 10:14pm On Aug 26, 2012
sometimes i get disturbed by this saying;what a man can do a woman can do better. Lets talk about this issue,i have only two 4 now.(1) can woman stand with legs close to urinate. (2)can woman climb a palm tree. Pls d role, don't abuse. Woman also post urs and man continue to post lets keep it flowing. One luv.
Jokes EtcHow Would This Worl Be If....... by Stevsmog(op): 4:35pm On Aug 23, 2012
am not happy when i hear this word cheating.some people in relationship cheats each other and i come up with this suggestion dat God have to create human being's genital so dat it can be easily locked up if not in use. What do u think ?
Jokes EtcWho Would This Worl Be If....... by Stevsmog(op): 4:15pm On Aug 23, 2012
am not happy when i hear this word cheating.some people in relationship cheats each other and i come up with this suggestion dat God have to create human being's genital so dat it can be easily locked up if not in use. What do u think ?
Jokes EtcRe: Read And Answer This Riddle by Stevsmog(op): 4:06pm On Aug 20, 2012
bunmioguns: Eyes
try again

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