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If you want to gain cheap popularity in Nigeria today the easiest route is to attack the men of God. RCCG new auditorium is already completed, and I'm sure those of you wailing up there did not contribute a dime to it. Your attack on pastors/ Christians has not stopped us from going from glory to glory. It's funny how people who have no Idea of how you started are so quick to condemn. The church is Christ is marching on, and the gates of hell in whatever guise CANNOT stand against it. FRZ, Aroms Jealous Muslims, and Atheists keep wailing.

Daddy freeze pay 6k jamb form for a dude and we should fry beans abi? there are thousands of us that do 100x of that every year and we don't make noise about it. Fuvk Freeze

Lets Support our own guys, I don vote, oya, go vote ya own!!

STALE A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and beat me? Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! �
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The program is very real. i serve in a village called ahani-achi in enugu state nd dey always feed the kids. i think government should be commended on that... think abt the thousands of pple who r now gainfully employed thru d scheme, nd d multiplier effect.

RIP LITTLE SAINTS!

While I don't support the man in totality, the sad reality is that most of us young ones aren't really prepared to handle such office. we are still busy shouting afonja, ipad, arewa, Igbos, parasites.Can you nominate any nairalander for the governorship position of your state?

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Mama Lizzy I'm proud of you

Jakumo:
There is nothing wrong with operating an industrial poultry for profit. The chickens in this case have no feathers, but they DO have check-books and cash, which is all that truly matters to Pastor Adejale Adebole of the Harry Potter magic wand fame.

Rather that expending your time battling other writers here on Nairaland, you ought to put on that chicken suit, and head STRAIGHT to the poultry, so as to hand over last week's paycheck to Daddy G-Ole, to fuel his beautiful Gulfstream V luxury jet, in preparation for that next shopping spree in Harrods of London. Please, make haste and go pay your salary to the Man of Dog, who is waiting there patiently in the biggest poultry building in all of Africa, to relieve you of the money that would otherwise have been used to feed your family. Let them eat prayers ha ha.

Guy you have no idea who you are messing with do you? at times, its more profitable to keep silent, silence is golden they say... The rod was never used for miracles, it was a symbol of authority passed down to him from the founder of the church, more like staff of office, dont talk about what you know nothing about because you think you have an opportunity to attack the man of God or pastors or christianity. Apparently, you dont believe the bullshit they practiced, so why not just leave them to it, or is anyone complaining to you? MIND YOUR BUSINESS!

chuose2:

Why wont Adeboye be rich when he tells people to give in foreign currency if you want blessings
NO BE ABUSE ADEBOYE DEY ABUSE TITHING, WHEN EIN SAY TITHE IN DOLLAR$?.


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And you think you have make sense with ur thrash, if you are not a Christian why are you so pained? na your money we dey take pay tithe, abi we come beg money from you. Mind your fuccking business

Me I don't know where that story is coming from, but our power supply here has been very stable for the past couple of months average 20hours daily. Thumps up to whoever or whatever is making that possible.

Seriously Buhari might be underperforming but with all these revelations, I think sacking PDP was the right decision after all.

I wrote my first article on iwriter last night and although it was approved by the requester. my grouse with her is that she gave me 3.0 rating. i really felt bad about that because I knew i did a good job. I proofread the article and used copyscape premuim to check for plagiarism. i know im a good writer cos I have been on writing on fiverr since 2012, so i sent her a message to kindly modify her rating. 3.0 is definitely too poor. But since im new to the platform. i dont know if ratings can be modify @OP

NwaAmaikpe:


She can't be my sister.
My sisters are not confused,
My sisters are not desperate,
My sisters respect our culture and traditions,
They are patriots.



Ezigbote nwa-afo Igbo agaghi alu onye ofe nmanu.

I bu onye Iberibe.. Ama ghi m na ibu a bloody tribalist... Tufiakwa!

kekakuz:
Have you noticed how dirty nigerian water body seems to be.
The water is so pure but immediately it gets to the ground, it turns to an eyesore

You be Otondo, If you are a geography student, you would know that it is the soil that makes the water look dirty or brackish (OTONDO

What is the cost

NAIRALAND MODS SEF DON MAD,THIS THING HAPPENED ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO AND YOU GUYS STILL BROUGHT THIS OLD NEWS UP. AND THE GULLIBLE ILLITERATE YOUTHS HAVE STARTED BASHING ONE ANOTHER OVER A STALE NEWS. bleeped NAIRALAND

SirWere:
hehehehehe

So "first and the best" and "Oba Awon Unifasiti" does not top the list??






Interesting.....

OAU is not for every Dick, Tom and Harry, that is why the average students shy away. Only those who are sure of themselve go for OAU. To gain admission to the school no be moi-moi, so i expect the average students who made up the larger percentage of admission seekers to choose the average schools.

careytommy7:
What sort of backwater village needs a N500 fare to get to another bank in 2017

Oga you need to travel around more... where I served in enugu state.. Oji River to be precise, there were just two banks and I usually spend close to 1k on transport whenever i need to use the ATM

For me, having just concluded my service year, i dont think it should be scrapped.My service year was one awesome experience. I think the scheme can be made better by introducing innovations... How many of the respondent have actually served? I think only past and serving corp members should be the respondents for such surveys. not a random twittet user.

ONE NIGERIA. WAZOBIA EQUALLY REPRESENTED .....NCAN CHAIRMAN ENUGU STATE

you dont belief in prayer ryt? how can u explain to me how a woman without womb is able to give birth to twins?

Since yesterday morning, we have an interrupted supply here in Oji River, Enugu State. shey na from Japan they supply us that one?

please i observed of recent that captchas doesnt display when im browsing. i have updated my java and try all recommended solution found on google. d problem still persist though. what is d way out