Halfricanadiian:


I'm good you?

fine oh...hope u had a nice day

Halfricanadiian:
Hmmmm

cutie..howdy

Berlynn:

lmfao wanna see?

Mhen dis niggas

I have a dig bick but am ugly af

brandydaniells:
thanks bro...have some bread and small stout ...

lol

Op... Go eat beans and corn

richommie:

She was feeding me pap, and she took one spoonful, I told her "maami, Open your mouth"



#YOLO

lol savage since day one

lovelygurl:


Or

When I was your age, I had to wake up at 4 o' clock, do this and that and then walk to school and YET I was the most brilliant person in school. I came out 1st in class!

And you? Look at your life? After we have done EVERYTHING for you. You don'tdo this, you don't do that yet it's only the 4th position you took.


I asked grandma, it's not true

hahahahaha am crying

When you ask your mum for the money youve been giving her to hold

she like oya coman pay for all the food youve been eating in this house

Bumbae1:
Lol men
Or the
"When i was your age " Im like here we go again ..

hahahaahah

Bumbae1:
Lol imagine you say Yes they have 2 head u go chop beating

lol ashwear

Dad : how old are you sef
me: 17
dad : look at you.. When i was your age i was 18

Bumbae1:

Exactly !
Go flog person come tell us sorry and she go still flog again .. but we Love them same way


Oh yes and how they always bring up past stuff ... like mum that was like 15 years ago biko free me

The worst is if your teacher reports you .. hmmm your own don finish be that

lols theyll start comparing with one olodo you know youre far better

After you come 17th in class and your mum be like.. People tat came first do they have 2head lol

Bumbae1:

Men
Lol
It's like mum please Im sorry ( she laughs) you think oh all good
N then the cain rains down on u good memories o .. as I no hear word

lols ahswear.. Na she go come tel you sorry later later

How your mum looks at you when your neighbor offers you food and she already warned you not to take food from anyone

Bumbae1:



Or when they start laughing before they flog you senseless

Lol confusing you .. dunno whether to cry or laugh as they holding cain

hahahaha been there too many times

As the last child youll have to do almost all the chorez and still get lil portion of food

Alondrah:
Hehehehe

Just when I thought Yoruba mothers are the only ones who don't give direct answers

lols its everywer oh

comradespade:



Lol, if you touch a girl, she'll get pregnant

hahahaha

Alondrah:
Lala will give me small out of her bountiful.

hahahahaha bumbae1 come ohh

Mum: if i hear fin, youll hear wheeem
me:

Alondrah:
I'm here to laugh my ass out

which one will you now use

lovelygurl:
Growing up in a Nigerian home
Mummy do you know where my pencil is?

Can't you see? It is on my head, come and take it

haha too true
mum am hungry
mum: coman eat me

A1 broh
am doing that

Wassupppp guys.. Its a boring ass sunday.. Errrm for me shaaa dunno bout yall,

so it was trending on twitter lastnight

share those funny experiences while growing up in Naija


* if you swallow udara seed or orange it will grow from your stomach and come out from your head lol

*every sausage roll was gala every noodles was indomie

*mum: (after eating) pls get me water
child: drinking?
Mum: no bathing idiot

* if your food fall on the floor, devil don eat am

* If you did no lowkey get laid during mama and papa play..go back and grow again

lol come and share yours guys

Hide the porn..jesus is coming

funmisticqueen:
bros which category are you

category kor group ni

waya mean?

L0velyn:
this is not the right place to post this.. romance section is strictly for chasing woman

lols.. Should i start chasing you?

OMOTOLARH:
Hopefully

nah definitely

OMOTOLARH:
That we should avoid creepy fake guys

okay that makes sense
but fuxkboys will still fxck