how many times will this topic come up on Nairaland in this life


hen!!!!!?

KillerBeauty:
Pls guys I'm in need of practise questions. I've always done terribly on aptitude test and I want to make this one an exception. New year new beginning. This is my mail pls julteeonpoint@gmail.com. Thanks

You go employ me make i teach u.




I no dey use to this shl o. A lot of twisted infomation. Shey when i pass, na employment straight? Cos the thing dey challenging small.

linked:
I need this Job people!.. cant wait!

U no need am reach me. Overneed self.

OP Is the position still open. i have bsc mathematics.

mcshegs:

Study partner ?? I'm in bro. Stay in ogba

tolusan:
I got the text,I need a study partner and I stay in Ikeja. pls reach me on 08152909584

WHEN UNA WAN START? i stay in ojodu. Any idea when the test will be?

OkayimPaul:



For by strength shall no man prevail, allow the will of God to be done!!! Once again congrats to those of us that have received a text invite from them although yet to get d mail

You r right.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:

Guy no dey ginger.

Lol i too shout abi? Ok i don calm down.Everything is in God's hand.

Got the text. No mail yet. Oya materials o!!!!material! Material!! Material. If i hear say i no get this job! Oluwa is involved.

Jesusbaby6:

no

Ever thought about what will happen to youwin if jonathan losses next month?

jjman2322:
Hey Jasper,

Are you looking for investors? I already have a good business (pharmaceutical manufacturing, and we employ over 300 people).

I would like somewhere to put some of my money into, for a small return.

Maybe you could use the money to buy land, expand, etc. I have a good amount of millions to invest, let me know if this is something you are interested in doing.

I also have a lot of available land in Anambra that will be idle forever, so if its something you can use let me know... I read the whole thread and im proud of what you are doing, I just don't have enough time to get into this business full time.

Please sir, invest in me through jasper. I have been following this thread from the begining. I will also make use of your land so u can monitor my activities even though i have like two hectares in osun. You will see me comment on the early pages of this thread. Agriculture is something i really believe in. Capital has been a big pain.

Oga jasper, please back me up on this, i want you to supervise everything. Including money handling, cultivation and havest selling. Ill just live on the farm and ensure every instruction is carried out perfectly.
Please this may be the miracle ive been praying for this new year.

Op have they asked you for business plan yet?

D9ty7:

Oga take it easy now, must every anti-Buhari news be from PDP? Kowa might be behind this.
But to be frank, this news is fake and the op testified to it himself. Its the new year o and don't let issues like this get to you.
Peace.

I know you. You are PDP. Your plan will not work. You talk like them.

mkpakanaodogwu:
a sory.musa

Jakujaku PDP Nairalander.

mkpakanaodogwu:
ADAMU IT IS NOT PDP THIS 4S FAKE NAIJA NEWS

Na me you dey call adamu??

sodams007:


Ikire, Osun State.

ALAGUNTAN or site 1? How many months now

THESE PDP PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW THEY WILL LOSE, SO THEY ARE BRINGING ANY ISSUE (even lies) THAT MIGHT HELP THEM DISQUALIFY GMB. WHEN A PARTY HAVE A CANDIDATE THEY CANNOT PROMOTE BECAUSE OF LITTLE ACHIEVEMENTS, THEY CHOOSE TO TRY AND PULL DOWN THE OPPOSITION.

Truckpusher:
Who's going to melt a heart that has been battered beyond repair?

Wait let me ask IFA

Amelian:
op, i disagree with the silent guy... i prefer a guy who communicates, lets talk ...not keep quiet and mum, who knows he can be a psychopath roaming silently ... 4 things i love:
av a feasible vision about career
av a mind of your own
be a giver, no matter how insignificant or small it looks 2 u
be confident of yourself
be cheerful
be sincere
and above all, Av a Conscience

these attributes , kills it for moi

You be lier. You no add be confortable, be rich, have a car and a nice apartment

Mumu op! We should be outstanding in all we do abi? After you, when u can do that, we go follow. Shebi u know the meaning of OUTSTANDING and ALL? This kind of love is not love. Even hire killers will love people who do all this things to them.

lagbaja:


To be honest, I didn't. I was frustrated by staff ineptitude. I have since addressed the issues. I currently do fishery and piggery, I will be using the waste water from the fish ponds and the pig manure for the cucumber cultivation. I was on a short training at Songhai too. I saw the marvels. I use DC solar pump to get water on the farm, that addresses my water needs.

Please what re the things i need for such training at songhai. I need to attend something like that. A rough estimate of how much it cost u will be nice.

lastmessenger:

Which agriculture biz is This money spinner. Do you mind to share.

Why should I? You obviously don belief it. Check the agric section on nairaland. I know i can double that money in 3 months

bigtimemugu:
so now dat d naira hs been devalued, what is my benefit for having some 200,000 dolars in my domiciliary acct.

stint:
Dont you get. Lets say last month you had ten dollars in your account. That 10 dollars was 1600 naira, Today, your money is now 1800. Thats the benefit. But if you had 1600 naira, last month, today your money is no longer up to 10 dollars. Do u understand now?

Dont you get. Lets say last month you had ten dollars in your account. That 10 dollars was 1600 naira, Today, your money is now 1800. Thats the benefit. But if you had 1600 naira, last month, today your money is no longer up to 10 dollars. Do u understand now?

I would rather invest in agriculture. You can make your capital back in 3 months

Op you have been advised well
I am also very shy or i used to be, am better now. I used to have low self esteem but now i seem to be closer to the other extreme. Still find it difficult to talk to strangers but i find it easy to maintain a conversation with friends, am quite interesting and troublesome amongst the few friends i have when i want to be but i hardly keep touch. I think my problem may be slightly diff from yours, maybe i should open a diff thread and ask for advise.

What i think you should do is fake it. Thats what i do. Live the lie until the lie becomes your life. How you feel inside affects how you act outside. But i have found out that, how you act outside also affects how you feel inside. EVEN WHEN YOU ARE FAKING THE CONFIDENCE. just try it, you ll see. Go somewhere and pretend you are someone else who is very confident.

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Source: http://www.cenedella.com/leonardo-da-vincis-resume/

Before he was famous, before he painted the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper, before he invented the helicopter, before he drew the most famous image of man, before he was all of these things, Leonardo da Vinci was an artificer, an armorer, a maker of things that go “boom”.

And, like you, he had to put together a resume to get his next gig. So in 1482, at the age of 30, he wrote out a letter and a list of his capabilities and sent it off to Ludovico il Moro, Duke of Milan.

Well, we at TheLadders.com have tracked down that resume and you can click on the image below to see the full-size version.

LeonardoResumeLarge.jpg

The translation of this letter is quite remarkable:

“Most Illustrious Lord, Having now sufficiently considered the specimens of all those who proclaim themselves skilled contrivers of instruments of war, and that the invention and operation of the said instruments are nothing different from those in common use: I shall endeavor, without prejudice to any one else, to explain myself to your Excellency, showing your Lordship my secret, and then offering them to your best pleasure and approbation to work with effect at opportune moments on all those things which, in part, shall be briefly noted below.

1. I have a sort of extremely light and strong bridges, adapted to be most easily carried, and with them you may pursue, and at any time flee from the enemy; and others, secure and indestructible by fire and battle, easy and convenient to lift and place. Also methods of burning and destroying those of the enemy.

2. I know how, when a place is besieged, to take the water out of the trenches, and make endless variety of bridges, and covered ways and ladders, and other machines pertaining to such expeditions.

3. If, by reason of the height of the banks, or the strength of the place and its position, it is impossible, when besieging a place, to avail oneself of the plan of bombardment, I have methods for destroying every rock or other fortress, even if it were founded on a rock, etc.

4. Again, I have kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; and with these I can fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and confusion.

5. And if the fight should be at sea I have kinds of many machines most efficient for offense and defense; and vessels which will resist the attack of the largest guns and powder and fumes.

6. I have means by secret and tortuous mines and ways, made without noise, to reach a designated spot, even if it were needed to pass under a trench or a river.

7. I will make covered chariots, safe and unattackable, which, entering among the enemy with their artillery, there is no body of men so great but they would break them. And behind these, infantry could follow quite unhurt and without any hindrance.

8. In case of need I will make big guns, mortars, and light ordnance of fine and useful forms, out of the common type.

9. Where the operation of bombardment might fail, I would contrive catapults, mangonels, trabocchi, and other machines of marvellous efficacy and not in common use. And in short, according to the variety of cases, I can contrive various and endless means of offense and defense.

10. In times of peace I believe I can give perfect satisfaction and to the equal of any other in architecture and the composition of buildings public and private; and in guiding water from one place to another.

11. I can carry out sculpture in marble, bronze, or clay, and also I can do in painting whatever may be done, as well as any other, be he who he may.

Again, the bronze horse may be taken in hand, which is to be to the immortal glory and eternal honor of the prince your father of happy memory, and of the illustrious house of Sforza.

And if any of the above-named things seem to anyone to be impossible or not feasible, I am most ready to make the experiment in your park, or in whatever place may please your Excellency – to whom I comment myself with the utmost humility, etc.”

Sutsillac:
God blessu jasper for ur selflessness. I hv sm acres of land at Ogun state and I intend to start farming on it this year. I know u said u cannot say wot the cost implication will be cos of diffeeence in areas n people. Wot I want is an estimate of wot u spent wen preparing ur land till u harvested. Just so I can make an informes decision and compare cost with wot I already found out here at ogun state. Thanks

how many acres do u have? From going through this thread, my rough estimate is about 200k per Acre. There is no way to say how much it will cost. But you can work with that number in mind.

Op its been like a month on this issue. Either youve invested in something or you are just confused with the many options here. However, i have a business idea for you. It id not a get rich quick scheme. It requires a lot of work, its agriculture. It will give 100% ROI in two months. I think 3 million is too much for a start though. Lets start with 500k. I wont take the money out of your hand, i would just help you manage it. If you are interested, let me know, ill draft a business plan and ill come explain it to you face to face. Everything will be done in your name. Ill do all the work. I have the time, i need the work

world1:


send you number so I can forward the details to you.

Thanks

world1:

Saturday 31st of January 2015
Register now @ www.yabdi.org

I dont know if its me o or my phone but i dont see any registration link on the site. Pls look into this. I really want to attend.