Ok

Yahaya Bello of APC....


EFCC of APC.....



BROTHERS... They went to hug each other

If e no kill you... E go make you popular

You go soon buy the phone they stole after killing one General in the army

I hired a lady to take care of my old lady... She even steal kerosene and maggi... It's that bad

Shut up... Dangote is expensive because NNPC wants to continue with their Malta fraud..... Criminals

Dumb....


Dangote threatened the FG with the Malta deal Exposure.... FG started to dance to his tune ... Dangote is the goat

Story.... They pay to themselves.... Fuel from Malta

Gentle men.... These are the guys causing unrest in the South East.... They work together with Simon Ekpa

Estate developers are on the rise now .. so much money

He probably has Nigerian voters card

Lol.. tinubu no go hree

Women need a daddy to that can pay

Tinubu is not effective... Just look at

Ronu...

Shame on those from Nigeria that cursed her because she's Igbo

ppogba:


Copy and paste.

Quote...

Act 1, Scene 1: "SUBSIDY IS GONE!"

Scene 2: Exchange rate unification and currency floatation neutralized subsidy removal. Pump price became higher than landing cost with NNPC covering the differential. SUBSIDY IS BACK!

Act 2, Scene 1: Dangote Refinery is our savior.

Scene 2:

Dangote: I need Crude Oil.

NNPC: We cannot give you.

Dangote: You must give us. PIA said you must leave out a portion of Crude Oil produced for domestic supply.

NNPC: We have signed forward sales agreement.

Dangote: PIA, a law supersedes any agreement.

NNPC/NMPDRA: You are not ready. Even your Diesel is substandard. And we won't allow you to become a monopoly.

Dangote: My Diesel is more qualitative than yours. I am offering you a lifeline with PMS. But no problem, I know what is happening in Malta.

NNPC: (No comment)

Act 3, Scene 1:

NNPC: We will give you Crude Oil. In fact, we will sell it to you in Naira.

Dangote: Thank you

Act 4, Scene 1:

NNPC: We are profitable. But we are in $6 billion debt. It is becoming hard to guarantee supply.

NNPC then raises pump price to N897, closer to landing cost.

NNPC: (And then suddenly) Dangote, we are going to be the exclusive buyers of your petrol.

Dangote: No Problem (Nigerians: No problem? 🤔).

Scene 2:

Nigerians: NNPC, why are you interested in being the sole buyers of Dangote's petrol?

FG/NNPC: For pricing purposes.

Nigerians: Una wan become monopolist too? Shey you accused Dangote of such? 🤔

NNPC: No Comment

Nigerians: Wait. How much will you now sell the petrol. 🤔

NNPC: FEC will decide.

Nigerians: So you want to peg price? DEREGULATION IS GONE? 🤔

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Wait. How are you now going to find money and pay your $6 billion debt?

NNPC: We will find ways.

Nigerians: Jira Jira Jira (Wait Wait Wait), hope you are not planning to peg price above what would have been the real market price and below what it would have costed if imported to discourage import and yet still accrue windfall?

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Is that how you intend to get the money to your pay your debt?

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Hmm 🤔

WE WATCH! 😊

Sha, congratulations Dangote. You did it!

Abdulhaleem Ishaq Ringim. Public Affairs Analyst

Okay

Okay

You don't mean it... Where were they when Buhari did worse?



They say you don't talk while eating.... They have finish eating that's why they are complaining

Ronu

This one is just waking up

As soon as Ronu people took over the company, they ran it down


I'm about to port my number

Happy birthday sir

Okay

Fubara please do the needful.... Unconstitutional Monarch

Hunger dey town

He wan sell to igbos

Lol