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bluespice:
okay i have nothing to say here just wanted to type

rofl!

sjeezy8:
@ star thank u babes lol 

Mind if I see your whole body + face. Show these NL fellas how it's supposed to be done

isn't it obvious? Tope5000 was banned hence Tope2000!

HeatFusion:
@StarStruck
That's a new low!!!

You think he's fine? jeez

lol, I love his body. . .

@sjeezy8, you got a sister all hot and bothered!

ibkaye:
what did I do? 

Nothing, he's just mad at everyone.

See how much it's going to cost, find the number of confirmed people coming, divide the amount amongst each of them.

sleekdoc:
Enough of this tall crap, this thread has only confriimed to me that it's all bullshit!
Half them girls on here "don't even know why" !!!! they like them taller
And all the other reason are jus down right stupid!!!
Abeg make we hear word!
Moderators delete this thread, it has served it's purpose a long time ago

Calm down hun. I'm sure there's a girl out there for you.

Y'all should answer these questions

Sagamite:
Best location and venue (ideal, if someone has a big house with a garden, I wouldn't expect more than 30 people will show up)

Desired date/weekend period (if we can't agree on a date, weekend period is a good start)

Financial approach (contributions required? Or someone owns a cash n carry and is offering)

Desired amenities (PS3, DJ, BBQ, Drinks, Speed dating games, Pole for pole dancing, whatever floats people's boats)

Accountability for all of the above (Names specified for those to organise and help the OP)

Secretz and I are waaaaay too posh for that.

spikedcylinder:
"Big penis" is such a funny phrase. I imagine a native Indian. . . . eg Big Foot.

OMG!! rofl!

Sagamite:
Starstruck,

What is your explicit preferences in regards to the 4 things above?

I think I have a clue but it will be nice if you are explicit about it.

I don't live in the UK, so I have no preference. I actually think this would flop or not hold at all. I'm just here so see if I'll finally be proven wrong.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3858111#msg3858111 date=1242146247]I don't think so. . . . .
The ladies would rather wait around and try and hook up with the NL blokes. . . .
Naija women in the UK are bored to death. This is a big opportunity for em to meet real Gent2Men.[/quote]No amount of boredom can make any sane woman try to hook up with many NL guys. . . not with their faces looking as scary as that lol.

I need my man to at least 5'10. I can't explain why, but like bluespice said, I feel kinda secure.

And no tall =/= big penis.

Sagamite:
Honestly, the pole thing was an imaginative joke on my side.

lol let's not get too imaginative now. . .

Sagamite:
I agree with the daytime start as well and have amended my post to reflect it.

cool

Sagamite:
I am happy to have a kid friendly event but I doubt that was the OP's original plan. But considering the member types of NL, it should be kid friendly . . . . . . (hopefully , I can't vouch for what people will be doing when it turns to a night party).

Night party? Please by 8 pm, the ladies would grab their keys and head to a club where there is greater than 1% chance of them dancing with a attractive guy.

cold:
I'm hopin to get my pix up in that calendar too,so i can sell myself,lol.

You'll need to take your shirt off first.

Sagamite, I love all your ideas but the BBQ should be kid-friendly, there should be no need for the pole because there should be no pole dancing.

Also, daytime is better than night-time.

ibigod:
sure its a great mess
St☆rStruck i will like to send you if you dont mind give let me have your mail id

Send me what, darl?

sjeezy8:
DUDE is cool

i've been tryin to get in the city gym boy calendar for a MINUTE but yea his real profile is here

http://www.myspace.com/u9

THAT IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN'T PUT THIER FACE ON THE INTERNET, PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE FAKE GAY PROFILES

IT HAS HAPPEND TO ME COUNTLESS TIMESS

That is his myspace for his personal trainer stuff; he is obviously not going to put his personal business out there. His face is always going to be online because he is trying to market himself.

I know of him; his real name is Yusuf Myers. He's gay.

But let's put that aside, even judging from the pictures he has up on his trainer myspace

https://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_a27be854cb104c38330703e5b1352cff.jpg

https://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_9535a4f951ac7713cace8cf89f9c305e.jpg

Eyebrows shaped and lip gloss popping:

https://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/80/l_2ffc18c6193d2e2f5ddf44b1caa508a8.jpg

Your homeboy is gay.

@TOH, oh yeah, he's 5'9 https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/22.gif

A mess.

mohawkchic:
~*Burst . . . goes my Bubble!* 

~I watched the trailer & had hopes the movie will be good too,considering how much it generated in the box office! What a bummer!!

~Defo would have hated paying my £  to watch a crazy white woman Stalk a brotha Fatal Attraction style & Bee's mediocre acting skills!!

~Was Idris any better?

Idris and Ali were amazing but Beyonce's acting and the script ruined it all. The only scene worth watching was the overstretched and overdone fight scene.

I would recommend watching it online if you're bored.

ThiefOfHearts:
https://www.snarkhunting.com/images/Spotted_Dick475.jpg

There you go osisi.  

WTF??!! roflmao!!

Secretz:
I am inviting you. . . .  

lol Miss Too Posh.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3854471#msg3854471 date=1242074013]Nah. . . . . .We need you here. [/quote]Aww. . . I would but I don't think my insurance cover multiple knife wounds from stabbings.

Ibk Fierce!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3854387#msg3854387 date=1242072939]Osisi hates the UK.
Invite Starstruck instead.[/quote]I want to go to a cookout where people won't try to determine how much I am going to eat by I much I bring.

Plus, unless the Queen invites me, the UK is a no-no.

MrCrackles:
We hate fugly and annoying GIFS in the UK!

Stay mad hun

https://i39.tinypic.com/2kqagw.jpg

StephenP:
It seems like I don't have the powers to add a poll to this thread.

Sorry.

How does that work? Aren't you the mod?

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=271190.msg3854311#msg3854311 date=1242071996]all these stingy Londoners
I wonder what they'll be cooking at the barbecue?
maybe 2 people will share a drumstick and half a corn cob
home made agidi for dessert.
people should better knack akpu at home before going[/quote]death!!

Secretz:
too expensive for them. . . .  and I'm too posh to provide for a violent party like this . . .      

Too posh to do anything, eh? lol