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RomanceRe: Guys: Will You Allow Your Wife To Go Out For A Dinner Party With Another Man. by StrStruck(f): 5:04pm On Jun 06, 2009
OneNaija, that is always your excuse; you're too busy working. You're too busy working to learn how to cook, too busy working to go out with your wife and whatever. You have to realize that you should not let work be the epicenter of your life.

To be honest, you cannot really stop her, if she wants to, she will; you just have to explain your fears to her and let her see where you are coming from. Also, try to change your work schedule or something because you are coming off as selfish! You're too busy to do anything with her but when she decides to go do something, you don't want her to.

Permit me to ask, does she have a job?
RomanceRe: Why Are Nairaland Ladies Against D Men And Supportive Of A Fellow Girl`s Shit by StrStruck(f): 4:57pm On Jun 06, 2009
Because the men are so quick to shoot the women down, example the prostitution thread. If we don't support ourselves, who will?
CelebritiesRe: Micheal Jackson Displays His Cracker Babies by StrStruck(f): 1:18am On Jun 06, 2009
The boy kinda has the facial structure of young Michael but I really can't say if they are his nor not.
RomanceRe: Ladies If You Came Home To Your House/apartment And Saw This (wetin You Go Do) by StrStruck(f): 12:03am On Jun 06, 2009
Bless the woman's soul, she'll never know what hit her.
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 7:51pm On Jun 05, 2009
JJYOU:
TOH MOST DEF THIS IS. I CAN BET £1000. YOU MUST HAVE IGNORE BUTTON ON YOUR SYSTEM YOUNG LADY.
roflmao!! You need to get over your addiction to my good sis, TOH. For one, she speaks Yoruba so she definitely would have understood whatever those two said in Yoruba and replied to them in Yoruba.
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 5:35pm On Jun 05, 2009
No2Atheism:
@starstruck come on now  u are just fanning the flame of the back and forth insults. Try not to respond nor attack. Its not classy to be dissing each other under the public glare.
This day was bound to come. Sorry you all had to witness it.
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 5:18pm On Jun 05, 2009
Oh, hey No2Atheism! I don't know what everyone's talking I'm only defending myself.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: July Birthdays Please Sign In-very Important by StrStruck(f): 5:31pm On Jun 04, 2009
RomanceRe: Guys: If Your Wife Does Not Know How To Cook Nigeria Food. by StrStruck(f): 5:06pm On Jun 04, 2009
Maybe you should ask your little sister to teach you and then you can cook for yourself.
RomanceRe: Why 9ja Girls Drink Alcohol? by StrStruck(f): 4:18pm On Jun 04, 2009
ibkaye:
Because they want to huh

Some people like to think too deep into things, if she drinks alcohol she's a prostitute or she can't cook etc etc
It won't be the first time. . . when we try to ask, we become feminist extremist.
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 3:42pm On Jun 04, 2009
Awww. . . how cute! The two humorless lovers came back to fight for their honor lol.

dae:
#1 , hell nah, sis ke, who be ya sis,dont be calling me sis abeg, God for big bad tin,
#2,  i shake my head for you. Cuz u just turned 21, u no go let us hia word again abi?
#3,  i aint saying stuff about people, i am saying stuff TO PEOPLE, there's a difference If u dont understand what i said, TOO BAD  cry, GO AND ASK YA F-BUDDIES  grin
haha Sis, I am absolutely flattered you looked at my profile but riddle me this, what does my age have to do with anything? Well, if you must know, I'm turning 22 next month. How old are you?lol

Secondly, are you that much scared of me? I mean you couldn't even give me, your good sis, the translation to whatever you said lol. Oh and like I said before, it's pointless to be talking about someone in a language they don't understand and even more retarded to talk to someone in that language. How does it feel like to fail a lot?

Ha! But I like the [b]f[/b]uck buddies comment, it's the best you've made so far. . . good for you! The girl with special needs is finally able to diss. Hopefully, making sense, you will be able to make sense soon but for now like I said go back to the end of the line and wait your turn.

Bye sis.

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Pataki:
Very easy to know the voice of a teenager. Who came pressing Pataki's name into her post? Ask for my picture? Girl, you ain't near it! I do not go round showing my picture to any random female idiot. In fact I do not show my picture to any. I rather show my presence, so forget your puerile 'tude of asking male for pictures and they quickly show it to you. I am far beyond that nonsense!
Why are you still talking about your picture? Did I not make it clear the first time? Lol let us try again. You are doing the whole forum a favor by not putting your picture up and more importantly, saving me from reliving the traumatic experience I had when I first saw your huge ass pentagon shaped forehead. Plus, we all, maybe not Dae, know your picture is used to induce vomiting, so please don't give her the impression Pataki's face is worth the wait.

Pataki:
LOL! Pataki repeats himself? How did you know that? You really have been stalking my ass on this forum! You are darn so jobless. Sorry, I am not into you, so piss off! Next time, not everyone you see posting on the forum deserves your stupid attention. I do not pay you one, so keep my name out of your idiotic mouth!
Wait, wasn't it you that said that my 5 minutes of attention from you was over?? Why are you back for more? It seems to be a fantasy of yours that I follow you around or that I like you. Unfortunately, there is a handsome to funny ratio which you've fallen way off. Try again when you're done evolving.

Funny that all of this started when I simply asked "Who else thinks Pataki and Dae should get a room?" The way you guys took offense to it and are feeling guilty about it makes one wonder.

Oh well,

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Who's next?
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 8:54pm On Jun 03, 2009
No comment , But come, is that what u do? u get rooms wit 'em dudes, get down 'n' dirty wit 'em, then come open ya yanshes on NL? i aint like that girl, i aint like that. Some people were used as scape-goats last week, learn from them, learn how to keep ya panties on, not every girl is the same mamacita. Get it!!
Oloshi ekeji oloriburuku, elenu sonti bi idi ibon.
Sis, go sit down somewhere. I don't know if Pataki is an achievement for you but please for the love of God don't make me start with you. Any one with a brain would have laughed about what I said and kept it moving, it obviously wasn't to be taken literarily. However, if you prefer that I drag you, I suggest you take your spot at the back of the line and I'll get to you  smiley

PS: Saying stuff about people in a language they don't understand is pointless. . . I mean is that supposed to hurt me?
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 8:42pm On Jun 03, 2009
Pataki:
What a daft composition of retort! I am feeling myself too much? The joke of the year! My name speaks of my person! If you do not like it, go hug a Nepa transformer! I do not bloody care.
haha it's so easy to know when you're mad, you start trying to make yourself sound sophisticated. I love it though lol.

Pataki:
Now who goes around sniffing male pictures of nairaland members here and there? You must forever be on heat. Silly pants.
Aww. . . you're just mad cuz I've never asked you for yours. Sadly, I only ask guys that I know are cute for their pictures. Poor you.
Hey, maybe Dae will ask for it but here's a tip, show her one without your face so that you can finally have a shot with a woman.


Pataki:
The lady whom I am addressing here has not made issue with our jokes, but a cyber-stalker as you would rather take note of all what Pataki is doing and typing and use that to address me? grin Go and get laid.
It would please you that a female is finally paying attention to you yeah? Sorry to burst your bubble but I only know that cuz in all the threads you've posted in you have made the same comment. Here's a second tip, try shutting up to avoid repetition.

Pataki:
I am done with the five minutes attention you have gotten from me. Silly teenager.
You're welcome.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Can A Black American Girl Get A Nigerian Guy? by StrStruck(f): 7:49pm On Jun 03, 2009
Nigerian men are everywhere.
RomanceRe: Having A Problem Proposing To Ma Girl by StrStruck(f): 7:43pm On Jun 03, 2009
Don't put the ring in the ice cream, that's not cute.
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 7:33pm On Jun 03, 2009
tope5000:
Cute ko . . . . if some1 said u r razz better slap the person cheesy
I don't slap people, I have people to slap them for me lol.
CrimeRe: A Lady Slapps U In Public! by StrStruck(f): 7:23pm On Jun 03, 2009
tope5000:
Lol . . .guess it shud be a razz babe slapped me in public grin
So I didn't know what that meant and I decided to Google it and urban dictionary said:

Noun: A Nigerian slang used to describe obnoxious individuals who try desprately hard to fit in.

Verb: To act in Razz
Ex Noun: "I can tell the razz bunch by their clothes"

Ex Verb: "Dont be razz" or "Dont be a razzo"
lol cute.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Summer Bbq Meet Up In London? Who's Up For It. by StrStruck(f): 7:04pm On Jun 03, 2009
Essentially yes.
CelebritiesRe: Wtf Halle And Jamie by StrStruck(f): 6:44pm On Jun 03, 2009
https://i44.tinypic.com/igx8wj.jpg

Tope you will stop stealing my gifs until you pay me!
CelebritiesRe: Wtf Halle And Jamie by StrStruck(f): 6:22pm On Jun 03, 2009
[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=278462.msg3972091#msg3972091 date=1244048028]lmao grin grin grin[/quote]Girl, see how far below hands are. He has to be carrying a huge tool lol

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