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ScienceWatch:
Pastor bronchitis, why do you burden your readers so much ? I hope I get my point across before there is a power failure.. My Mouse is damaged from scrolling through your 37 minute long comments and rebuttals.
Yes it takes me 37 minutes. Every 10 minutes I have to take Migraine tablets for the pain in my head. My eyes intermittently go blur then I only see red.
I now have the Problem of Color-Blindness. I have been fined for driving through red robots because I thought it was green. My wife says I am argumentative after reading only one of your posts.

I certainly lack the intelligence to navigate your posts safely. But I must soldier on to let you know what I want to tell you with humility and reverence, pastor Bronchitis. Would you rather have me ask you a few questions ?
Pastor Bronchitis, Have you ever examined your life in relation to the incredible Paul ?
What do you see ? Which one of you is the greatest example and inspiration to mankind ?

I await your soonest response.

cc STUPUDTHEISTS, dblackninja

Finest4luv1:
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preciousan:
How do you fund your account,considering it bets in dollars?

KingOfThePay:
Correct. I stumbled on the site from livescores.. And all of sudden i have abandoned my bet365 account.. Their markets are so much you will make alot of money if you calm down and strategize things
And ofcourse you cant compare a foreign bookie with our Domestic bookies...

Camillus92:
Guy saw ur post and quickly went o open an account, their site is so cool, is it a foreign company, can I deposit directly from My union Bank and do they pay directly to my account, what is their minimum withdrawal and do they give 100% first deposit.

Sorry for the questions, pls answer.

KingOfThePay:
Correct. I stumbled on the site from livescores.. And all of sudden i have abandoned my bet365 account.. Their markets are so much you will make alot of money if you calm down and strategize things
And ofcourse you cant compare a foreign bookie with our Domestic bookies...

niyiforeal:
where u dey see all this mushroom bet sites

segunojo866:
am an atheist. No God

Rucheen:
Treated topic:

, 1. They are more emotional and therefore easily brainwashed


2. Searching​ for potential suitors

3. Others are: they are arguably more populated than men; most men are not Christians​ in heart, that is, have other/easier means to sort spiritual problems. etc.

Topmaike007:
na true oo

ScienceWatch:
In the entire history of Behavioural Science, no one has succeeded at summarising another human so precisely.
I have come back to your profound comments repeatedly, for further enlightenment concerning what you aptly call, "The lengthy post guy"
Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye.

I nominate you for the Nobel Prize, Stupudtheists
because you have identified the problem and provided a solution to save the children from pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's abuse of their scroll fingers and damage to their Mouse.

Allow me to suggest that Nairaland slam pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's account with a limit of two sentences per post and a loving maximum of 1.4 posts per day will be allowed during the 6month rehabilitated period.

Should the above kindly restrictions fail, Nairaland can order pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye to pay another Nairalander to write on his behalf at N1.35 per word.

hopefulLandlord:
this still flies over their head

Christian: does God exist?

Me: I don't know

Christian: why then do you argue so much against God?

Me: Me? I'm agnostic to a "creator god" but I can say with certainty that the bible god does not exist

Christian: which side are you on, does god exist or not?

Me: Yahweh, the god you serve does not exist but I'm agnostic to a creator

Christian: you're contradicting yourself

Me:

sorextee:
See ehn, the whole story bout Jesus death dey one kind to me. God Forgive me. I just dey believe am for believing sake.

As in died for us to be saved. Saved from what?
Those dat died before Jesus came nko?

If thats the case, shld we say these guys are in hell?
Plato, socrates, Alexander the great, etc cos clearly they existed before Christ.

ScienceWatch:
Lol !
The limit should only apply to Bronchitis Oaroloye.
One time I scrolled for 2 hours in Bronchitis Oaroloye's posts then my fingers seized. Now my fingers do automatic scroll movements even when I am having dinner at the restaurant.

You are right DblackNinja, a limit must be enforced on Bronchitis or I may resort to a law-suit and claim for damages to my Mouse and fingers.

mmachi96:
Lucifer was the name God gave to devil while he was still an angel in heaven. The name came from the fact that he was the finest of all the angels God made and he was so talented in music that God made him the head of the heavenly choir. However, when he sinned against God by trying to dethrone God, he lost the whole glory God bestowed on him. He was no more the morning star as his name implied. Therefore God had his name changed to satan or better still devil. I took my reference from the Bible.

Martinez19:
I remember. MONEYJOEE taught me about atheism and he encouraged me to embrace it boldly and proudly.

johnydon22:
lucifer is a title, satan is a person.

Lucifer in latin means "bringer of light' "morning sun" and so on

1Sharon:
Are you him?

A pastor was struggling to prepare his sermon
and didn't want to be disturbed by his five
year old daughter, so he removed a map of the
world from his study, tore it into pieces and
gave it to his daughter to assemble with the
promise that he would answer all her questions
and play with her when she was done.
He knew she would never be able to fix it.
To his amazement, in less than five minutes, she returned to him in his study with the map in perfect shape, every continent and every
country in its place.

The surprised father asked, ''Honey, you don't
know anything about geography, so how did
you fix the world so easily and quickly?
The five year old girl smiled sweetly and
replied, ''The picture of SANTA CLAUS was at the back
of the map and I knew that if I have SANTA in
the right place, the whole world would be in
perfect shape.''
That was just the right inspiration he needed
for his sermon.
He thanked his daughter and prepared a
powerful sermon on the subject - 'Fix your world
by placing SANTA at the right place'
Just place SANTA in his rightful place and your
life will be in order.

Do you really understand this?

Spread it to the world, let them know that THEIR WORLD CANNOT BE FIXED WITHOUT SANTA.
We all need SANTA!


@OP. Read this gently and you'd realize how you stupid you sound. Lol


CC: HopefulLandlord Frank317 Martinez19 dalaman abeg make una con carry this guy

segunojo866:
Christians be smart, firstly prove to me that Jesus Christ rise to the heavens over 2000years ago without any plane, jet, rocket, or even helicopter? Mathematically it's literally not possible. Secondly prove to me that Jesus Christ walol in the sea or was it frozen and finally how can Jesus Christ be a virgin without even masturbating. Am so sure God Is an imaginary story! In the ancient days people taught the sky was heaven but scientist have travel out of this world to space. So where is the heaven. Even the stupid Quran said the earth was flat and it's obvious the earth is spherical.

Martinez19:
chai.

hopefulLandlord:
Fasting

going on hunger strike because, you know, the creator of the universe needs you to suffer from stomach acids before he grants your wishes

adebayoggt:
They're calculating their loss

showgolee:
All bookies go hear am out today..... It's a winning galore