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Politics / Re: Protesters In Lagos Call Off Rally by StUriah(m): 1:16pm On Aug 06, 2024
I guess na same Comrade Soweto of DSM in OAU who was mobbed by other student comrades & thrown into a dumpsite/drum following a protest against DSM palava Diamond.

Christistruth02:


Who is Hassan Soweto ?

Politics / Re: LASEPA Seals Quilox Again (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 8:18pm On Aug 03, 2024
Chimamanda right now.

chatinent:
The thing no sweet Chimamanda at all. Free food and drink no fit work today again.

"What's your name?"

"My name is Mandy"

"What will you eat dear?"

"I will take capricorn salad, dual steaks base in one plate. Chilli-peppered snails alongside the vegetable soup sprinkled with assorted decapod crustaceans, and a ball of semovita. I don't eat fufu sorry."


Says someone wey at the mention of her name all fufu for house dey bow.



See as she stand like principalities and power.

😅😅😅

Romance / Re: “Na Because Of Bad Govt I Never See Husband” – 37-Year-Old Protester (Photo) by StUriah(m): 1:40pm On Aug 03, 2024
Hungary Spiderman Arrested

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Crime / Re: Oba Adejuyigbe Adefunmi II Of Oyotunji African Village In US Stabbed By Sister by StUriah(m): 1:38pm On Jul 31, 2024
You dey comment as if your people are orderly.

In Malaysia, India, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, China, Japan, Indonesia, is it not your people that put Nigeria into disrepute in those places?


Danisaint112:
Most Yorubas are really annoyingly funny people though. So they can have Obas in the US and UK but frown at anything realted to Eze Ndi Igbo in Lagos a once capital of Nigeria and a cosmopolitan city.

It's this same people (majority) that would still scream racism at the top of their voices but back home they are pro-tribalist which is no different from Racism.

Mehn! The double standard in Nigeria is as clear as the waters of the Maldives.

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Politics / Re: Happening Now: Heavy Gunshots In Owerri by StUriah(m): 1:26pm On Jul 31, 2024
By the end of August 2024, 3/4 of the remaining Ibo's population will flock to South West, particularly Lagos and Ibadan.

And in the future , they will be telling their children that they were the developers of Lagos-Ibadan metropolis.
Business / Re: What Weird Things Have You Ever Done Because Of Money? by StUriah(m): 6:31pm On Jul 29, 2024
I nacked one HoD of a Government Agency with the hope that she would use her influence to offer me a job on her agency.

The woman dey chop me like tomorrow no dey. Every now & then, she go dey call make i come. I tired but I know fit talk. The worst thing is she didn't want to see any girl around me. Life became so unbearable that time.

She go say Federal Government is not recruiting at the moment. Later she went to buy a beautiful car for another guy who happened to be her ex lover for his birthday.

At the end, I gave up. Gained nothing at the end except the regular drilling of her kpekus.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest Begins In Niger State (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 2:31pm On Jul 29, 2024
Another AI generated image.

Stop fooling people



Salewa97:


There is anti protest in Lagos island currently too.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest Begins In Niger State (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 2:22pm On Jul 29, 2024
They are using AI generated images to incite people.

I am in support of the protest but we must be cautious of people who want to take the advantage of this situation to cause mayhem.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest Begins In Niger State (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 2:19pm On Jul 29, 2024
Can't you see that they are AI generated images?



CilicMarin:
No pictures, No video... Perhaps a handful of misguided elements trying to justify their pay.

Daily Trust and Sahara Reporters are working overtime to incite Nigerians to protest...but unfortunately it is not working at all... grin angry
Religion / Re: Madman Rejects Offering After Preach To Crowd, Says "Give It To The Poor"(Video) by StUriah(m): 10:17am On Jul 28, 2024
Wèrè lóhun wáásu ò, ẹ wá wòran

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Romance / Re: NDLEA Officer Proposes To His Corper Girlfriend (Video) by StUriah(m): 3:03pm On Jul 27, 2024
Proposing to someone else's girlfriend

This man na mumu o!

How could he?

Her fvckmates are inside that camp.

I bet it, she go celebrate this by nacking other guys excessively before her POP.

Oga should ensure he do DNA for all his children o!
Politics / Re: Lagos State RRS Embark On Show Of Force In Lagos (Photos) by StUriah(m): 8:16am On Jul 21, 2024
I give dem blood to Ògún, the one who dey lick blood like ice cream & uses plenty of it to bathe.

Ìyàmi-Àjẹ́ are waiting to drink blood to satisfaction.

I hope they stream it live on the TVs.

RichBoy247:
Any group of idiots wey wan make Ogun drink their blood, make dem troop to the streets. Protests will be shot at sight with AK-47, survivors will be re-shot with AK-49. No single protester will be allowed to run away, if you run, you will be chased and sacrificed to the gods of Yoruba land including Ogun, Sango, Obatala, Osun, Aiyelala and Esu Odara
Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo Weds Adeniyi Olabiyi (Photos) by StUriah(m): 9:33pm On Jul 14, 2024
She too dey nack jawe.

Dino Melaye and co. are participants in expanding the enterprise.

Clitocurrency is a real deal.

https://www.kemifilani.ng/entertainment/actress-biodun-okewo-allegedly-snatched-dino-melaye-from-her-colleague-iyabo-ojo

Tjra:
This her paint too much na. Anyway, happy married life to them.



How you take know? You don fvck her before? Una go just dey type rubbish online.

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Family / Re: Sad Moment An Old Man Realised He Is Not The Father Of His 3 Kids (video) by StUriah(m): 9:30pm On Jul 07, 2024
85% Keh!

How can you be so generous to make such assertion?

For me, 98.5% of women in the world are nothing to write home about


Wawelexy:
If you are lucky to have a good and faithful woman, you really don't know what God has done for you..... Treat her well...


85% of women in the world are nothing to write home about

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Politics / Re: Shaibu, Dan Orbih, Legacy PDP Celebrate Nullification Of PDP Gov'ship Primary by StUriah(m): 8:30pm On Jul 04, 2024
For whose benefit?

Head or tail, na Edo people go still chop breakfast.

They are not fighting for the common masses.

Last, last, dem go settle because na family issues.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West & Wife Bianca Spotted In Moscow, Russia (Photos) by StUriah(m): 1:37am On Jul 01, 2024
See couple

Religion / Re: The Sad Story Of How A Youth Pastor Fell Into Fornication And How The Church … by StUriah(m): 9:39am On Jun 30, 2024
99.99% of Youth Pastors enjoy free sex na.

I was once a Youth Fellowship Pastor. I know what I'm talking about now. Girls go offer free sex to you on a platter like nothing dey there. They will even betray their friends & fight themselves to bed you once they know you're very secretive. Things dey happen o!

Everybody na thief; person weh dem catch na him be barawo.


Surprisingly, many congregants fornicated or indulged in adultery last night and within the week, yet they will look down on the accused Bro. K as an unredeemable sinner.

Na God fit judge all of us.
Crime / Re: Ibrahim Sini: I Wanted Peace Of Mind - Policeman Who Rejected ₦150M Bribe by StUriah(m): 8:02am On Jun 30, 2024
Another Abba Kyari in the making.

I refuse to allow a Nigerian Police Officer to fool me.

Not until we solve the problem of corruption in the Nigerian Police, Nigeria will not move forward.
Health / Re: Groom Dies Few Hours to his Wedding by StUriah(m): 9:44pm On Jun 29, 2024
You're such a funny man. I have been laughing since I read this your reaction.

Come to think of it, your position that:

"Once you begin to fvck a pvssy many men have fvcked or are fvcking, you start dying.

Many men are deadmen walking. They are Walking Dead because of the cursed pvssy they fvck."

Definitely if you have fvcked pvssies that other men had fvcked or are still fvcking, it means that you have fvcked the cursed pvssies and you're a Deadman Walking.

Is that not interesting?

jeromestarks:


You sound smart. But , well, let me be polite to you a little for the time you took to analyse my comment.


Here's the thing:
Marrying a non virgin is the problem not fvcking her. When you fvck her, you start dying but by the time you chase her away (since you're not married to her) , you get your life back.

But if you marry her, you die gradually until you fall down dead like the man in the post.
Health / Re: Groom Dies Few Hours to his Wedding by StUriah(m): 9:16pm On Jun 29, 2024
Your Arguments are not sound, and are valid; they are very shaky.

Just look at your assertion:
jeromestarks:


Premise 1: Virgin pvssy, just like virgin land, guarantees long life. Fvcked pvssy, just like used land guarantees DEATH.

Premise 2: Once you begin to fvck a pvssy many men have fvcked or are fvcking, you start dying. Many men are deadmen walking. They are Walking Dead because of the cursed pvssy they fvck.

Conclusion: Once she's not a virgin, fvck her and let her go meet other fvckers.

This mean that you have fvcked women who are not virgin before.

How come you twisted your position when you added the following:


i. Nothing kills a man faster than marrying a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by another man.

ii. Never marry her else you become Walking Dead!

And then you rounded up your faulty argument from the start by wrongfully asserting the following:

Check very well. The cause of this man's untimely death is the woman's lack of virginity.

I guess you are not consistent with your thinking and you need to work on your mental health.

Be rest assured that going by your arguments and your self-indictment to have been fvcking non-virgins, you are a Deadman Walking and you're a Walking Dead.

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Romance / Re: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by StUriah(m): 5:09pm On Jun 29, 2024
Having peace of mind and sound health significantly outweighs the benefits of sex. While sex can provide temporary pleasure, it also involves numerous responsibilities and potential emotional and physical challenges.

Prioritizing mental tranquility and overall well-being leads to more sustainable and holistic life satisfaction.
Politics / Re: Operating 4 Budgets Concurrently, Recipe For Catastrophe, Chaos - Peter Obi by StUriah(m): 1:55pm On Jun 29, 2024
Can't Obi wait for his time if at all his time will ever come.

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Health / Re: Does Hunger Affect Man's Erection? by StUriah(m): 8:41pm On Jun 28, 2024
I know of a security guard that impregnate his wife repeatedly to prevent his wife from leaving him because of his financial incapacity.

Now, they have 11 children.

I wonder i he is getting erection when he afford to feed his family.

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Culture / Re: Ado Bayero Hoists Flag At Nassarawa Mini Palace by StUriah(m): 1:33pm On Jun 27, 2024
Who is bankrolling him?

Neither the state nor the local government will pay him a dime.

Which dignitaries will visit his palace on a state visit? He is not recognized by the state, yet he continues to blow his own trumpet. Who will join him in singing his forbidden song?

He is like a beggar stationed at the entrance of a government building, seeking alms, but ignored by everyone.

When hunger strikes harder, he will come out of his enclave and find a job.

The Federal High Court overstepped its jurisdiction by intervening in a matter that the State High Court should have adjudicated. For this former Emir to still rely on the Federal High Court's temporary relief to remain recognized as the Emir of Kano shows his desperation and willingness to resort to any means to retain his title.

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Crime / Re: Alleged Rape: Pastor Benjamin Egbaji Arrested In Benin Republic, Chained To Bed by StUriah(m): 3:47pm On Jun 26, 2024
Quite interesting.

He thinks every other African countries would treat a rape case with kids gloves.

In Nigeria, they do as they like without consequences:

Pastor rape people's pockets
Pastor rape people's wives
Pastor rape people's daughter

The world we live in is 'Pastor's Paradise'

dazzlingd:
They should give him the beatings of his life.
I hate pastors. When I hear the word pastor, all I think is fraudster, hypocrite, liars and con artists.

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Business / Re: Beware: New Tomatoes Sellers Tricky Way To Sell Tomatoes (video) by StUriah(m): 10:03am On Jun 25, 2024
No!

99.99% of Nigerians are already on their way to hell.

I am very sure all of us, excluding the new born children, will definitely go to hellfire.


Emma09:
Seeing this video earlier today I made a statement on it which I am repeating here again. This is the statement. I concluded that the number of Nigerians that would make heaven might not even get to 100, I don't even know if I would be amongst the 100 sef. In fact let me add to it that 98% of Nigerians would definitely go to hell. Me sed no know if I would be amongst the 98%.
Politics / Re: Police Take Over Emir’s Palace In Kano, Dislodge Local Guards Protecting Sanusi by StUriah(m): 7:45am On Jun 24, 2024
Chieftaincy issues are determined by the State High Courts. Why is Federal High Court pokenosing into affairs that are not within its jurisdiction?

Nigeria, I hailed thee!

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Politics / Re: Obi Reacts To Christ Embassy Fire, Urges The Authorities to Investigate Fully by StUriah(m): 5:39pm On Jun 23, 2024
Mankind2024:
I said it earlier that this Agulu 📦 packaged Pandora box would surely reacts.
Obi reacts in vain.
Obi bitter gringory reacts in bitterness
Obi-diot and Obi-diots are headless mobs.
In vain they shall Labour again.
In vain they shall react till 2027 and beyond.
In vain they shall sink fake. audio, and waterless boreholes.

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Religion / Re: Rachel: She Was Stunning Beauty With A Hot Body Yet She Didn’t Last In Marriage! by StUriah(m): 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2024
She's biting the fingers that finger her.

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