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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shows The Valentine Gifts She Received From Unknown Person (video) by StUriah(m): 12:06pm On Feb 15, 2024
Na nack the random niggar wan nack.

Valentine Fake Love Peddler, prowling to feature Tiwa in the next X-rated clips.

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Romance / Re: Police Arrest 2 For Having Sex In Police College Church In Maiduguri (pic) by StUriah(m): 9:47am On Feb 13, 2024
They would be charged for having sex in the most animalistic manners which may provoke the disruption of public peace.

Tallesty1:
So, what will they be charged with?

Having sex when not fully unclothed?

Having sex when the nation is mourning Access CEO and AFCON loss?

Having sex without local government permit?

Or what?
Romance / Re: Police Arrest 2 For Having Sex In Police College Church In Maiduguri (pic) by StUriah(m): 9:21am On Feb 13, 2024
Friends with benefits

This gives credense to the saying that 'Friends can Phuck'.

Nothing like s/he is my bestie. The fact is they are discreetly Phucking


Happy Valentine in advance to my Office Bestie

Business / Re: Herbert Wigwe Opened His Mansion In Lagos Weeks Before Crash by StUriah(m): 12:24pm On Feb 12, 2024
Some smart individuals launder money for politians and help them by fronting their business. Or how on earth did a 35 year old guy establish a leading financial institution in Nigeria where rate of business success is very low if not by fraudulent manipulation of the system?

Have you not reflect how our economy was dollarised due to fraudulent transactions of the forex by these chief executives. They spent these dollars for their vacation all over the world, while many graduates are being paid peanuts in their establishments as contract staffs.


Stronghold91:
his source of wealth should be investigated
not clean money

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Romance / Re: Man Cancelled His Wedding After Finding Out His Wife To Be Is A Lesbian by StUriah(m): 12:10pm On Feb 12, 2024
She is bisexual and not a full time lesbian. Every woman actually needs a man, at one point or the other, in her life.

Even, as a full-grown up lesbian, you need to spice up your sensations with some dikks and the creamy secretion therein for your muscles to get relaxed.



YoungLionken:
If he were smart enough, he woulda noticed long before now. That's why dating or courtship is there, to know your spouse before marriage..

All these Jezebel's daughters gan, you're a lesbian but want to get married to a man. Whose life are you trying to infect or destroy with your demonic acts, huh sad! Only for the food, drinks, event hall, IVs, etc. To be a waste (not serving the primary purpose) in this harsh economy undecided..

He did the right thing though because, a thieving rat is still a thief, even at a old age...
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Corper Stands On A Chair To Reach The School Board (Video) by StUriah(m): 11:27am On Feb 10, 2024
Must corpers be posted to school to teach? This is how we messed up our educational system when non-educational or unqualified graduates are directed to teach. How do you expect them to approach the system with their non-adaptive exposures? How can they be creative in handling teaching methods?

In this circumstance, this corper ought to have asked the authority of that school to lower the board for general use.

Our graduates need to be speaking out. Besides, government should post corpers to their areas of specialization, and more importantly, they need to be equiped with specialized skills that can make them independent, self-reliance, to survived their post service years.

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Celebrities / Re: Fresh-Looking Mohbad's Father, Joseph Aloba, Says He Is Single (Video) by StUriah(m): 9:56am On Feb 05, 2024
He is happy to be called 'Single'.

Baba wan chop life of his head with young gals.

Afterall Mohbad don kpai. The things E suppose dey enjoy if E no die, na him papa go dey chop them.

Na only God knows how many of these random gals baba Mohbad go don chop.

Such is life.

As a person, try make you survive your troubles because the person wey no die nahin fit chop meat wey pass Elephant own.

Mohbad die for nothing.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: Peter Obi With Nigeria Supporters Club (pics) by StUriah(m): 6:45pm On Feb 02, 2024
Obididiots ...shall we begin?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Makinde, Commiserates With Victims Of Ibadan Explosion by StUriah(m): 12:52pm On Jan 29, 2024
Are you sure Obi is a man?

Look at the picture, Obi looks well like a woman.


I know he talks like a woman. I hope those hass loving crew would not fall in love with this Obi woman.


Mopolchi:
Obi remains the man for the job.
Crime / Re: FCT Police Confirm Arrest Of Abuja Notorious Kidnapper, Chinaza Phillip by StUriah(m): 3:55pm On Jan 19, 2024
Wereh dey use condom.

This one no get levels. Evans na him Grandfather.

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Religion / Re: Your January Salary Is For Me And Not The Church — Pastor Anosike (video) by StUriah(m): 10:45am On Jan 18, 2024
The moment I hear say you be pastor or a prophet, I run for my life.

My mumu don do!

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Celebrities / Re: My Family Started Anglican Church In Nigeria But I’m Juju Worshipper – Seun Kuti by StUriah(m): 8:01pm On Jan 17, 2024
I tell you many of these hypocrites do jazz secretly. Both christians and Muslims are involved in ritual practices.

Besides, sexual immorality is rampant among them. Go to Ilorin, Kano and Benue, Lagos etc, you see homosexuals, perverts, pregnancy aborters, kidnappers etc among them.


Franzinni:
He is right ... Christians are mostly hypocrites, majority of them just deceive themselves with the believe that they are deceiving God by appearing to be righteous while they dwell in perpetual sin.

Religion is sick if not pope will not be blessing something that his bible counts an abomination... I don't blame him tho, the same bible asked them not to create graven images but they hang a white man on two wooden sticks and call him Jesus.

If you want to be righteous, the road to God is wide open, you don't need a creflo dollar, or a td Jakes, or a oyedepo, or a daddy go, or a bennyhin or a Kai ... What's the name of that one ... That use to sing and we later found out he was a chronic porn addict... Then he came and sang "he saved me" Kai .... One guy that his head look like that muscular character in antz .... Yes Kirk Franklin!!!!!!

Anyway I started knowing God directly and I realized how wonderful life can be ...

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Celebrities / Re: My Family Started Anglican Church In Nigeria But I’m Juju Worshipper – Seun Kuti by StUriah(m): 7:54pm On Jan 17, 2024
Bimseyy:
What a downgrade

Inferiority dey worry you.

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Travel / Re: Ariel View Of Ibadan Explosion before and after(picture) by StUriah(m): 6:15pm On Jan 17, 2024
That white house.

Is that not Ojo'badan house?
Crime / Re: ASP Edet Inyang Faints After Torture By Army Officers by StUriah(m): 10:02am On Jan 12, 2024
CheedyJ:
See as dem beat person husband and papa, chai

This is what you call beating? Na yarm!

No be policeman weh brutalize innocent civilians be dat?

If dem really beat am, he go show for hm body.

Politics / Re: NBA Plans Protest As Police Remove DPO For Detaining Lawyer. by StUriah(m): 3:52pm On Jan 10, 2024
"Police is your friend" - story for the gods.

A country where law enforcement officers are proficient in breaking the laws; where extortion is the norm amongst their ranks and files; where money is forcibly collected (using POS machine) from victims held in ransom under the guise of detainment or incarceration.

Hope these atrocities and brutalities would not bring about another ENDSARS?

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Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by StUriah(m): 9:59pm On Jan 08, 2024
T.B. Joshua was an abuser of women. Even in death, his spirit still torment his victims.

Beware of whom you called your spiritual father or 'man of God'.

No one will claim to be a man of the devil.

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Celebrities / Re: Adedeji Aderemi 'Olofa Ina' Is Dead by StUriah(m): 12:20am On Jan 05, 2024
"Bi a ba pe'ri akoni, a o fi ida la'le ga-a-ra-ga"

Chief Adedeji Aderemi alias 'Olofa-Ina' served as the founder and pioneering leader of the Olofa-Ina Theatre Group from the late 1970s through the 90s. Hailing from Ede, he adopted the moniker "Olofa-Ina" as his stage name. It's noteworthy that the king of Ede holds the esteemed title of the first warrior to rule over Ede, known as 'Timi Agbale; Olofa-Ina, Okunrin bi Okuta.'

Fond memories arise of the Olofa-Ina Theatre Group entertaining us during our formative years.

The group produced various notable TV series and dramas, including but not limited to:

"Ogun Lakaye"
"Kogunmajalu"
"Ti Ibi, ti Ire"
"Ogidan"
"Ade Oba"
Additionally, the group made appearances in productions such as "Opa Aje", "Koto Orun," "Ogun Adubi", "Lisabi Agbongboakala", "Ogun Agbekoya", and "Aragberi", among others.

Sun re o!

Baba akomolede

May your gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

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Religion / Re: Nigeria Willl Get Hotter Before Cooling – Pastor Adeboye by StUriah(m): 2:55pm On Jan 01, 2024
Our mumu don do

Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by StUriah(m): 11:36pm On Dec 30, 2023
With surplus benefits

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Business / Re: Kogi Man Returns ₦5.85 Million Erroneously Transferred To His Bank Account(pics) by StUriah(m): 2:05pm On Dec 25, 2023
These days people go to revival ground to pray for 'Miracle Alerts'. Even pastors have turned this to prayer request.

One thing is that if one desires to receive 'Miracle Alerts', he/she must also be prepared for any eventuality. Not just doing the unthinkable, but must be smart because everything in this life comes with 'Time & Chance', as emphasized by the Book of Ecclesiastes Chapter 1.

In every situation you find yourself, always have a smart solution to act intelligently.

May we not end up like[b] 'Muibi Shonubi'.[/b]
Politics / Re: “So You Won’t Greet Me?” - Sanwo Olu Jokingly Asks Mr. Macaroni At An Event -Vid by StUriah(m): 1:33pm On Dec 25, 2023
BreconHills:


I am always struck by how quickly we inculcate the language of a dying western civilization. Moral relativism is a major reason for that decline. When you say "his truth" you make opinion to become fact. So if his truth is that he can recover from illness by electrocution, he should be allowed to find an energized exposed electrical current and do the needful?

Finally by shutting down the person you are responding to, you make a categorical statement that opposes your relativist first statement and ask him to accept your view.

That's the problem - relativism itself is subject to relativism. I sincerely hope you don't impose this on your current of future family because it is the shortest route to dysfunction.

Merry Christmas.


You wrote JARGONS

Red herring argument.

Ad hominem expogatis in status quo.

Nonsensical Nonsense...
Religion / Re: Why I Didn’t Stop Oba Olaoye From Contesting For Soun Stool — Adeboye by StUriah(m): 8:52pm On Dec 17, 2023
How can Christians be interested in the traditional institution that involves ritual practices? This is not the kingdom of Israel and Judah, and neither is it that of British or Vatican.

Ogbomosho was founded by warriors of Bariba origin. Soun Ogunlola, Kakanfo Toyeje, Ojo Aburumaku who were the founding fathers and former kings of Ogbomosho were known to be deeply involved in ritual practices to protect Ogbomosho land from collapsing after the fall of the Old Oyo empire and Ikoyi Ile.

I hope this pastors were informed about the Crocodile that is being worship in the palace and the now departed over 200 year old Tortoise formerly in that palace.

Before you put the beaded crown on your head as a new king, you must have been taken through some traditional procedures. Are you going to be binding and casting every spiritual entities attached to the ancient crown?

Stop fooling us. As a traditional ruler who is a custodian of his people's culture, what are you going to showcase to foreigners who want to learn about your culture if everyone now sees you as a christian king?

I can bet it, God didn't speak with you.

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Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Can Now Wear Beard by StUriah(m): 9:12am On Dec 17, 2023
My wife was JW. Her congregants were uncomfortable that she got married to me. It's like I used jazz on her. Even at her work place, all of them were comfounded. Her mother specifically begged me to convert her to pentecostal because she herself was a diehard celestial church member.

After a month of our wedding, the JW members started visiting our house to convert me to their member, a situation I found very discomforting. I asked them if they attended my wedding but they couldn't give me any reasonable answer so, I asked them to stop visiting my house because I can never be interested in their jargons of a gospel.

Now, me and my are both pentecostal.

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Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by StUriah(m): 10:02am On Dec 16, 2023
Receive sense in Holy shit name!


You better use your time to learn how to make money instead of chasing shadows.

Most of these lady bankers are corporate prostitutes, coded hookup babes, sleeping with colleagues and their seniors.

Unless she is unlucky or unfortunate in her relationship with rich and comfortable dudes, or she is sexually starved, she won't settle for your type.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish MP Hasan Bitmez Is Dead by StUriah(m): 10:13pm On Dec 14, 2023
Pharoah didn't perish in the Red Sea.


Righteousness2:
Condolences to His Family.

We do not rejoice in his death as everyone of us will one day depart this WORLD, but I believe these things are for us the living to learn , know and understand Certain things about this World we find ourselves.

This Earth has a CREATOR.
This Earth has an OWNER.
The Owner and CREATOR is THE ANCIENT OF THE DAYS, THE GOD OF ISRAEL THE ALMIGHTY GOD.
we humans are mere ordinary creatures.
ISRAEL is GOD ALMIGHTY Signet on Earth. There is nothing you and I can do about it.

Let's align ourselves with GOD and quit trying to be Wiser than HIM.

You bring yourself into problem Going against God's Program.

Pharoah of Egypt tried it. He Ended begging for Blessing after which he was wiped out in the red sea

Haman tried it and Ended up getting Hanged in the gallows he prepared for the jews. HIS sins and associates were all slaughtered also.

Nebuchadnezzar tried it. He Ended up Eating grass.
Hitler tried it. You know his story.
Many people and nations have paid the price for trying to walk God's Signet.

Just as GOD deals with them when they go astray.
HE also protects , fights and stands by HIS Covenant with their Fathers.

The World Inhabitants and leaders should tread Carefully with ISRAEL. For your own good.
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When You Like A Guy Who Has A Girlfriend Already? (VIDEO) by StUriah(m): 7:30pm On Dec 13, 2023
Fatbam005:
There are matters begging for urgent solutions at the moment. Rice is now 2k per rubber, kilo of chicken now 4500 . Gas price is now sky rocketing . We don't need any boyfriend, girlfriend issue at the moment. Op be warned

It seems you don't get it.

To ladies, relationship is an investment that yields lot of dividends in this state of our economy.

Talk about food, gas, basic necessity, somebody must pay for it.

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Romance / Re: Why Women Say This "Deceptive" Phrase When They Cheat - Plus How It Can Help You by StUriah(m): 12:33am On Dec 13, 2023
It may just happened even when visiting a fatherxmas on Xmas day.

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Crime / Re: Thieves Made To Dance After Being Caught (Pics/Video) by StUriah(m): 7:03pm On Dec 09, 2023
Kobicove:
Dem don give these ones maximum shishi grin

Na scientific shi-shi
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Cut Boyfriend Hair While He Slept Because Another Woman Complimented by StUriah(m): 2:00pm On Dec 03, 2023
This is how she will cut off his gbola once when she discovered he cheated on her.

As a man you must fear this gender.

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