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richidinho:
SubbieD u dey ghost mode ni?

tohpahz:
Eemmm.. at least i dd..

Twaci:
Lolz, sowie

richidinho:
911419419419

Twaci:
Babe how far na?

tohpahz:
I vote for am Once

Neduzze5:
SubbieD..... Welcome back!!

juniormusa:
I'm very serious

juniormusa:
I'm very serious I'll send it via Western union tomorrow..
50 dollars for the three of you..Tohpahz, you and subbieD..

juniormusa:
On behalf of me and all the Tohpahz supporters I'm giving Tohpahz the sum of #5,000 and Twaci #3,000

Twaci:
See you, u dey laugh me shey?

RedRido:
which kinda dance are you using to complement the song is it


Shoki

Skelewu

Azonto

Ethigi

Garala or

Skakiti Bobo

wristwatch:
Una good evening o! E don tay small whey I drop article as activities of Miss NL dey sweet person. Good luck to the finalists. *winks*

When the hunter becomes the hunted then the generation of hunters is in great danger and that's exactly what is treading nowadays as boyfriend snatching activities is increasing at an alarming rate.

Ladies perform voracious acts to steal their colleague's boyfriends at any cost without considering the consequences and these acts are;

1. Consultation Of Herbalists

Some ladies are so desperate that they seek herbalists for spiritual assistance to help snatch their friends' boyfriends. The guy in question has no choice other than to dance to her tune. "Hmmm Juju at work" .

2. Seduction

Just because men are moved by what they see, those who want to snatch their friends' boyfriends dress half unclad, give close marking, act seductively (breast brushing him, etc) and show sexual green light. They eventually nutmeg the dude after successful implementation of seduction.


3. Mid-Night visitation

This is best time these category of ladies unleash their snatching prowess. She visits him in the middle of the night saying she can't sleep alone in her room due to loneliness and need to pass the night at his place. "Room whey she don dey sleep for the past one year". Which kind yeye loneliness they worry her now?


4. Notice Me Attitude

When her friend's boyfriend is around, that's when she starts acting awkward. She starts cat walking unnecessarily and will be talking about her taste in fashion and all that.


5. She Bad Mouth Her To Her Boyfriend

She talks about how her friend flirts around with her male suitors. She will further tell him to promise her that he should not let her friend know that she was the one that actually told him. This is a bid to make the guy have her hated.


6. Labels her as a notorious gold digger

She discusses privately with the dude telling him her friend is just after his money, and how she has been duping guys in exchange of her kitty-cat. She will further advise him never to rely on her and find someone else.

7. She acts like holy mary


They camouflage under the wimps of holy Mary by stylishly preaching the word of God and inviting him to church programme. This act is peculiar to churches as she takes "brother John" to sexual journey during private evangelism. "If I hear say na God word she dey share"

8. She becomes a monitoring spirit


The consequence of excessive stalking may result to her becoming a monitoring spirit. She monitors his movement and activities like someone using periscope to view planetary bodies. Obsession overshadow her mental faculty as the guy becomes her course of study.


9. She goes for cooking seminar


Yoruba people say "olobe lo loko". Which means A lady who can prepare sweet delicacy owns a husband. This is when she goes for several training on cooking and applying it where necessary to steal her friend's boyfriend.

10. Sugar mummy mechanism

Due to her financially stability, she use this as a bait to lure her colleague's boyfriend by purchasing his favourite items after research activities has been carried out. She provide every avenue to make life comfortable for the guy more than his present girlfriend.



You can add yours


CC: Lalasticlala

virus04:
eyah...*crying*

dont make me cry

50calibre:
Someone please tell me this is a joke, a mock version, a parody contest. How in God's green earth could this very average looking chic be crowned beauty queen of a forum with members in excess of a million.

I wasn't impressed with the pool of contestants this time around, the mediocre looks displayed on the front page are not representative of this forum.... this I know for sure. It's hardly surprising though, given the recent infestation of little kids & pubescent teenagers on this forum.

As far as this competition goes, the last real one was 2 years ago. Since then, there has been a downward slope in the looks department, c'mon take a look at the chic being paraded as the outgoing "Miss NL" she's mediocre, a 4/10 at best..

Of all the contestants I saw today, that chic SUBBIED despite being 22, looks really young, fresh & pristine. Looks-wise I can say she's got lots of potential. Watchout for that chic!!

In the meantime you guys better find a new name for this parody... Miss Average or Miss freak show should suffice.

goshikid:
OK! BUT WHERE IS SHE?

tohpahz:
Lolzzz.. yes maam..
Its coming
Was on.the thanking God part

Twaci congrats dear
Sandranhaub
Subbied
Mzlaurel

U guys rock..

Twaci:
Congrats to u too sweery!

As for your eyes...they hunt me still

Twaci:
Congrats to u too sweery!

As for your eyes...they hunt me still

lacreamieboie:
So proud of u jooor!

There's always a next time dear.

Txs for flying our name!

#teamFUNAAB! #teamWOJU! #Mz_Woju #SubbieD

datjukunboi:
so sweet of you. I love d spirit. You try no be small. #thumbsup

adeaks:
Twaci tried but the gap of 70 votes between her and tohpahz in the semi final was a writing on the wall. She actually did so well to bridge d gap to 32 votes this time. Can't say I'm surprised cuz tohpahz has been comfortably ahead since the first round.

I'm happy subbieD came third though.


This contest just be like how Chelsea won d premier league dis season.

inimitkel:
Congratulations Tohpahz having won a hatrick on Elimination and clinching the Baloon D'or(Great Job)...Miss Nairaland 2015

Congrats Twaci having clinched Second through the the contest...Bliv me U are winner too.

And to the Second Runner up SUBBIED, Congrats dear...Rily Proud of You (Funaabites Are We) Glad I casted my vote here, U are a Champ.

Congratulations to Sandrahnaub and Mzlaurel...U both are winners.