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Family › Re: I Can’t Believe My Husband Is Asking Me For This!! by subbieD(f): 8:46pm On Jul 15, 2015

Hmmmm

Just passing by

Romance › Re: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by subbieD(f): 3:22pm On Jul 06, 2015

whizqueen:
Just pretend to be broke for a while, their true colour would show.

You meet a chic you like, invite her for a date.
Don't go to any expensive restaurant (Eg Chinese restaurant), go to Mr Biggs or all this small fast food.
Buy a touch light Nokia phone or better still you wanna chat on whatsapp buy Nokia C3
Call her everyday but call shouldn't last for more than 5 minutes, you wanna appear broke anyway.
Infact ask her for free midnight call to show how broke you are.
Invite her to your place but use a friend's self con apartment or single room.
Tell her you are yet to get a stable job but you have one small business you are managing.
Don't pretend for more than one or two months cos if she finds out gbese ree o
If she enjoys your company and wanna have more of it she would show some green light then you can ask her out.

Kapish?

He Dey mad huh

midnight call? For Wetin Na....Wc kin Yeye camouflage be Dat...... it Cnt work for me .b real op, y I talk op sef undecided

...lol
On a lighter mood, I think time reveals all things nd modesty,wisdom is just a way out.

All those pretence Ehn,Na inside Hollywood, Bollywood nd nollywood e Dey happen o.shine ur eye

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Jokes Etc › Re: What Will You Do If You See Your Girl/Wife Turning Eba This Awkward Way? (pics) by subbieD(f): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2015

Aminat508:
me ke? No be me ooooooo na SubbieD

Chixox

.Wat I du o

Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(op): 9:06pm On Jul 02, 2015

TheLovelyOne:
I'm new here o! And I think I like what I see too....Please, I would really appreciate it if any subbie could help me out with knowing Nairaland better...thanks so much..and by the way, the thread was really funny...LOL..

Awwwww Tnx sweet, so What and what would you like to know about nairaland?
Welcome by d way cheesy

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Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(op): 1:50pm On Jul 02, 2015

Omotayor123:
Op you mean Akpors & Rukewe don become Saraki & Tinubu

Lol......No b me o tayor

Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(op): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015

asumo12:

Wetin happen Na Asumo cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(op): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2015

kinglekan:

Na u be tinubu, na me be saraki naa.

If I hear,Na me smart pass.....Na b saraki na

Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(op): 1:45pm On Jul 02, 2015

Edwardhead:
chai, no be every beautiful girl dey get good brain

Hmmmmm.... meaning

Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(op): 12:55pm On Jul 02, 2015

kinglekan:

ROTFL

SubbieD na u nahhh.

Lekan

.warn yasef o.....I sure sey Na u steal Dos tins sef cheesy

.Yeye

Jokes Etc › Abeg na Who Thief Pass by subbieD(op): 12:43pm On Jul 02, 2015

Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate
shop in New
York City. As they were busy looking
around?
Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they
left the store...
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars
and
none saw me.
You can't beat that!"
Saraki replied:
"You want to see something better?
Let's go back to the
shop and I'll show you some real
'intelligent'
stealing."
So they went up to the counter and
Saraki said to the Shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic,
man?
"The Shopkeeper replied:
"Yes...!"
Saraki said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The
Shopkeeper gave
him
one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a
second bar, and
he ate that as well. He asked for the third,
and as he
finished
it, the Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and
you'll find all the three Bars of
chocolate that I've just
eaten.....

Na who thief pass?

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Romance › Re: Diff. Ways Guys Show Jealousy When Their Girlfriend Is Seen With Another Guy by subbieD(f): 10:47pm On Jul 01, 2015

Lol.. some funny sh*t.......guyz can like to jealous grin

Romance › Re: Sad! If U See This, You’ll Hate Bodybuilding To Impress Women. Photos & Videos by subbieD(f): 7:20pm On Jun 29, 2015

Oloshi..... weyrey lele yin o.... shocked

Romance › Re: Who Was Your Best And Most Diligent Campaign Manager by subbieD(f): 3:31pm On Jun 28, 2015

Aminat508 all d way......u rock gurl wink

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Gambia's President Reaction On Gay Law by subbieD(f): 8:37pm On Jun 27, 2015

babatawa:
i think the poster above me meant to say "one man's butthole is another man's pucci"

Babatawa!!!!! lipsrsealed

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 8:18pm On Jun 27, 2015

Nmeri17:
muchecheche....arr u using?? I strongly recommend it. do the needful and share testimonies on here for the chickenhearted folks

Are u f*cking shedding me? Use? Alright, No wahala....noted wink

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 7:49pm On Jun 27, 2015

Nmeri17:
when "the other one" flattens out due to WEAR and TEAR, I employ the services of a SPARE better believe

Yeye yhu

Romance › Re: 5 Genuine Ways To Know You Are Not Her Main Boyfriend by subbieD(f): 6:46pm On Jun 27, 2015

babyfaceafrica:
lmao...sorry

Abi Na

Romance › Re: 5 Genuine Ways To Know You Are Not Her Main Boyfriend by subbieD(f): 6:16pm On Jun 27, 2015

Una Don start kwa......5 dis,5 Dat.....Issorait, contunu

Una No go spoil market for person embarassed

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 6:11pm On Jun 27, 2015

TrishaP:
I no dey answer am sef

Lol....better o....we No kuku ma know of Na he or she sef

Celebrities › Re: Kcee & Harry Song Eating Amala At A Canteen In Ibadan (Photos) by subbieD(f): 4:35pm On Jun 27, 2015

Now,is kcee trying to watch his weight undecided

.......see food o cheesy

Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by subbieD(f): 4:31pm On Jun 27, 2015

Aminat508:
thanks boo. Oya chop kiss

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 4:30pm On Jun 27, 2015

Nmeri17:
ikr so now you've seen comments from someone that has used it.....please do the needful

U sure say u Don use Ds thing so? Trishap No mind am o cheesy

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 4:28pm On Jun 27, 2015

Nmeri17:
I dey use am as spare tire

Lolz

Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by subbieD(f): 4:19pm On Jun 27, 2015

I dedicate ds vote to aminat508 kiss

I vote agarawu23

Cc:NLJega

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Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 12:02pm On Jun 26, 2015

kinglekan:

Oya do the needful.

OK boss

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 10:28pm On Jun 25, 2015

kinglekan:

I won't so cooperate joooor.

OK sir

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 6:16pm On Jun 25, 2015

kinglekan:

Its by force oooo.

Lol....when will you start disappointing me Ehn.....

Fashion › Re: What A Man Can Do,a Woman Will.......hit Or Miss by subbieD(op): 4:46pm On Jun 25, 2015

kinglekan:

Sobo I wee show u pepper!

OK....Serzly let's talk. Why are you after my life? huh

Na by force tongue

Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by subbieD(f): 3:53pm On Jun 25, 2015

Upnepaa:
As your lordship wishes ma

Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by subbieD(f): 3:51pm On Jun 25, 2015

wristwatch:
Hahahaha. Wetin be the 1st one love?

Lol.....check ur mentions jhur

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