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MrLayih:
She is hot

[quote author=scentmarlc post=34168133] hahahahhahaaha....subbied neva gree me ooooo. She dey do miss shakaraaa.

**this blood of jesus wey yu tek cover your thing dey fear me ooo. how i go tek enter if i wan do shoki *


Just wear amour of God....... nd things will fall in place.....lol

kinglekan:
1. MrsChima

I nor fit date person wey don marry. She get many concubines tho, but the fear of the Lord won't allow me commit adultery.

She has a very interesting persona online. We keep having squabbles every once in a while. But I like my head where it currently sits, won't want Oga Chima using my head for peppersoup.


2. Tohpahz

She is sweet, intelligent, sassy and our amiable Miss Nairaland. But beyond all that, this babe's bride price can raise a football team of children.

Don't ask me how I found out, let's just say I have ears everywhere. So except she is willing to be my sarewagba side chick, then we ain't dating.


3. Subbied

Another contestant in the just concluded Miss Nairaland Pageant. This babe set die, hot legs, modella shaped body that would make most guys drool.

But I can't date her, cos her cognomen sounds like a variant of SCOOBY DOOBY DOO. As in like seriously? That's some serious copyright shii!!

Kinglekan with different challenges
SubbieD is just an abbreviation of my names.......I think u just need my attention, now Uve got it ......Aw can I help u

Emodeee:
Mznelly, which one av u tasted?


Prettythickme, which one is ur favourite?



Tohpahz, which one do u like?



Twaci, which will hit ur g spot?


Subbied, how many have u tasted? U look like someone dat will like sex very well.

Add yourself to a million

KingTom:
But for me e late o, 8pm na my bedtime

yeye

scentmarlc:
HahahahahHahahahahahaha , subbied u dey form bozz abii. You be taichi queen ?

**subbied oya come make we yarn for backyard**

**no fear adeh39 oooo, she no sabi takwondo. With yur figure, am sure yu go sabi karate sef pass her. **

Na u knw o

Serzly,I Dnt care what ur fellow artist would say......
Bur for me,Ds is lovely .......

KingTom:
Na your nyash I dey talk na

Kingtom, abeg is too early to patronize me

scentmarlc:
how i tek be yur obsession nahhh........abi yu don fall for me nii. **double winks**


Adeh39, come and see subbied oooo, she wan use slim body collect yur cherrypie

**ahhh omo dis subbied get correct shape ooo**

Hmmmmm scentmarlc,Dey ur lane oooo

adeh39:
WTF! Scentmarlc dont try me o.

Lol,calm down....ders No fire on d mountain

asumo12:


subbied show face

Tnk God say u knw me......lol

Na pastor o...

Aw much student get.....bankers nd orisirisi working class wey full shurch....Na pastor o

asumo12:
she goes unclad when i nor green for all her styles..











guess what happen at last
























i still nor green!!!








and she started calling me okobo ( impotent )

U?Asumo12 , No gree?....... I smell lies......smh

Strength, I'm stronger.......

wristwatch:
Lesson learnt

Emotions : 10%

Sense: 90%

Hmmmmm

kinglekan:

U see wetin ur hot leg don dey cause bah? Scooby dooby doo!!!

Goan meet Twasi ooooooo

Twaci:
its too late na! I haf dash u already.

I Dnt do abandon project.....

Twaci:
God haf catch u today!

Oh oh! So that's why u poured cough syrup in my tea!

Iyaf die! Its over!

Subbied come and carry him oh!

Twasi !! Calm down, I Dnt need him... lol

kinglekan:

Baby its not like that nAa!!

U had cough and I wanted an effective remedy naa.

Why are u calling SCOOBY DOOBY DOO now?

U see ur life

kinglekan:

Heheheheh!!

Ok I yam obsessed with ur hot legs.

Now u talking

It's not only in funaab, Most male hostels Re used to calling ladies all sort of names each time they see them around......
I Dnt really blame them,Cos Most of them should be in amusement park celebrating children's day.....shior

kinglekan:

ROTFL @sleepless nite.

Am just curious as to why u remixed SCOOBY DOOBY DOO.

Curiosity doesn't walk alone,it walks with passion for something....... Ds one sef Na obsession o......

scentmarlc:
Subbied i know yu are peeping in on this thread. Oya enter. Tell us yur obsessions.....and dont tell us its chocolate ooo

Lol, No b shocolate o....Na u

KingTom:
NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



BIG NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH! !!!!



FAIR NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH! !!!


BLACK NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!



CHAI I LOVE WOMAN NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH LIKE KILODE!

You,u No get fear Abi......

[quote author=kinglekan post=34139734][color=#770077]
I did naaa!! Na why I dey ask u.

Na SCOOBY DOOBY DOO comot and one maggi like dat.
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That's true,u can't find a definition of SubbieD, Cos a word can't describe me......fakati


But wait o,why are u having sleepless night because of me na .....Chu!!!!!

kinglekan:

Subbied why ur moniker come be like the variant of SCOBBY DOOBY DOO?

Google am

lexy2014:
Sometime ago I was engaged in a phone conversation with a school mate. She works with a bank in abuja and resides with her dad. Her mum isn't always on ground. She had just returned from work and I asked if she had dinner and what she had 4 dinner. She said she had dinner and that she ate indomie. I queried her saying after a hard days work, y eat indomie. She said, their cook had travelled and that she didn't have time 2 start searching d freezer 4 food. Then I asked if her dad had had dinner. She said if her dad was hungry he will have 2 fix himself indomie and that she was tired. How do u "teach" such a lady?

Hmmmmm, it's possible to teach If She's ready to learn, because her foundation is really .....It would really be hard for her.

Before and after? Not bad......nice one

lexy2014:
So it goes both ways?

Yes ke

lexy2014:
Hmmm...what should a real woman do?

Submissive enough to b corrected...... No one is perfect.

wristwatch:
Huh purple ke?? Chai. That must an enchanted plantain o

Yes ke

wristwatch:
LOL. If u fry plantain like this for me, I will give u straight red card

No worry,my own No go b black but purple