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Orijin101:
pained? I'm sure you are flippant with that

kinglekan:

Dis subsidy gal yaf kolo finish oooo. Will u 4ward it b4 I descend on you.

Upnepaa:
Next time you do that,i will snatch the fone from you and smash it on the floor,na who invite you me or the phone (frown face) PARA MODE ACTIVATED

kinglekan:

Sobo sobo sobo!! Oya 4ward ur digit I need to soro gba ori eee

Orijin101:
lolz. . . U girls ehn, una fit send us go early grave

wristwatch:
Lol pain orijin ke.. Hahahaha babe u no c wetin him write?

wristwatch:
I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him.

Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys.

1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

The poor dude perhaps may have borrowed money just to make the date a memorable one. However he later discovers that instead of having a date with his supposed girlfriend alone, she eventually comes along with her numerous friends to siphon his pocket. Funny enough if he tells her his preparation was just for him and her alone, she will start nagging, giving unnecessary excuses like maybe he is a criminal or something, so she can't trust a stranger.

Bringing friends doesn't mean they Re glutton or something, it's just for security purpose. I know the next thing you would say is,Even in an open place?Yes,dude,it's still called security cautious

2. They get busy with their mobile devices

This is when they bring out their collection of mobile devices and start pressing them as if they have not operated one before whereby making the dude look foolish and non existence in their presence.

Yes,she could be a business lady that can pay x10 of ur bills

3. Make him overspend

Some ladies are parasitic in nature as they explore the rare advantage at the ink of any date by requesting for several meals, etc. I call them "the sharwama or hot dog babes" as they pick every dick and Harry of meals in an eatery during the first date.
Some dudes behave nd form as If their father owns the earth....ori e ku ni, won dey fe ba fa...I.e, he has too much and he doesn't know How to spend

4. They show up very late

When a date is fix at 3pm, they showed up around 6pm giving flimsy excuses of traffic jam due to a tanker explosion, armed robbery attack, boko haram bombing, etc. Thereafter, they won't show any remorse at the expense of expecting the guy to apologise.
*Person whey e dey lagos dey claim boko haram bombing... some babes no sabi lie*

The showing up v.late,I do that too ,but That's not because I feel like keeping the guy waiting, but because I have too many things to attend to and I Dnt wanna disappoint him..yeah, and That's a real woman
5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion

How can a guy talks like parrot from morning till night, trying to prove good sense of humour only for him to get short and annoying responses from her like "k" "alright", "hmmm", "what", etc. His morale and confidence will burst like balloon.... one time!

I Dnt really do this though,but If I eventually do..Hmmmmm...the guy must b a talker or boring,or too fake,or not presentable .Eminako

6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages

Some use frustrating body languages like bad eyeing to downsize him, hissing continuously and frown @ him like tiger. In such scenario, the guy will have no choice other than to call it quit.

Probably he has bad,terrible mouth nd body odour

7. They deliberately start making several calls


This is the time they start calling their long time friends and relatives, keeping the guy in their lust prison like a dog. As a guy, so many things will be going on his mind as what he can do to have the lady's attention.

What If the guy is boring ? What If his expression looks disappointing? What If the lady is anxious

8. They are in a hurry to leave

Perhaps she is a student, this is when she claims about an early lecture to attend the next day after she came late o! She rush the whole dating thing by asking the guy to get her "take away meal" and she zooms off immediately.
"Babe just admit it, you are hungry and looking for maga to feed u."


Na there she go sleep? .....admit it OP you b broke ass why can't she order for take away....lol

You can add yours

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

kinglekan:

1,2,4,5,7 are so annoying. Babes who do number one should be slapped multiple times on the face.

They wouldn't invite a toddler to church, yet they would automatically become soul winners on a first date.

Rubbish!!

kinglekan:

Emii abi? I don sufa.

kinglekan:

If I give u igbati and igbaju ur head go set.

Mtcheeeeeeeeewwww!!

Aminat508:

Aminat508:
SubbieD dole ne ka zabe Agarawu23 Tomorrow.Agarawu23 shi kadai don Allah i alkawari da ku kinglekan

Aminat508:
Barka da rana. don Allah ina bukatan ka goyon baya gobe, i so ka yardar da zaben don Agarawu23. don Allah kada kuri'a don kawai agarawu23 babu wani mutum daga gare agarawu23. na gode sosai Allah ya sa muku albarka All

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Ymodulus
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Shawwa1
Babatawa
Cetona
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delishpot:
. No doubt about it sir. Dem send those rats. Those are what MFM calls DESTINY KILLERS or DESTINY DESTROYERS. That person should go and bathe in tgr lagoon. Winches dey follow am no doubt.

Basildvalour:
Firstly, I am not married and for those who have, the vows could be renewed and a new certificate issued them. The marriage certificate eating rat has not much to worry about


My B.Sc. Certificate is important just as my NYSC discharge credentials is but the rats can have a filled day flexing them, I do not care because this clearly states that I am a contractor; the owner of the company and wouldn't worry about employment


The land and house documents could be replaced because there would be duplicate copies with my lawyer. I'll just make extra copies from his so, the rat at first sight is safe and for my BIBLE, the word of God is written in my heart, so, I'll just get a new and better one when I finally get the CONTRACT FUNDS released to me because....


....That rat eating my multi-billion dollars contract papers will smell hell right away. I will butcher it into parts and send its members roasting. Even OP go perceive the aroma

Ojeremi:
I'll kill none, I only leave photocopies of those documents, original are in bank as for Bible I have on my phone and heart as for the Togo visa,im looking for rats who wants to apply to eat it,its expired ,tell the silly things to apply

Orunto:
The 1st rat is ne!

The 2nd rat is nw!
The 3rd is nc!

The 4th is se!

The 5th is sw! And

The 6th was is ss! . . The one to kill first is the last on the list. On LIFO basis, kill it and there will be no more bunkering.

9niceguy:
Wicked Op

kinglekan:

Sobo lemme c u wear it ist.

Cutehector:
wetin my hand do

kendrick9:
I'm on a mission to Bleep this nadia in this lifetime and I Will.

Cutehector:
so why ddint u win?

Cutehector:
wait a second, u contested for d miss nairaland ryt?

Cutehector:
lol so hw did ur day go

Cutehector:
lol I should be telln u pele...

Freemanan:
Okay love....

Freemanan:
Isolated...

Freemanan:
Seems it's not part of your plan love..