Take heart bro/sis... e be like say this one enter

talented321:
What are ur reasons that ur husband/wife should forgive u when caught cheating exacly'''
You travel from lagos to delta just because u want to cheat' u even branch for road by food shop belleful before u countinue the journey, after everything u blame devil, how? Your conscience no even worry u

Bigger than Obi, yet na 1 state him win ... Lessons will be learned

Abeg remind me how many Obi win, cos I've lost count lol...

Alliswell248:


Vp to obi.
You must be joking.
Kwankwaso is bigger than obi.

😂😂😂

gayman99:
One lane for here na two lanes for Akure

You wake up by 4am to go to "your" refinary and come home by 12am everyday, because you no get better road...

And the refinary sef na privately owned!!, but you see a government massively investing in quality road infrastructure, you carry envy and jealousy enter... Tueee 🤮🤮🤮

Coolabbie:
Some states have moved on to commissioning refineries while others are still stuck with roads and streetlights.
Tueh!

The allowance of the special committee setup for the project, will gulp all the allocated funds

Fineman2:
The first one is Chicago USA

Second is Melbourne Australia

Third is Toronto Canada

Fourth is Calgary Canada

get ready, this is not business as usual

computer0810:
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

1 thing I like about dis election....once d result is announced

U can only rant

Una go collect!, una think say na wise, we go show una pepper!!! useless idiots!!! thieves!!!

BlessedOne01:
Sweet Victory!

Wike na man you be!

Congratulations to our incoming Jagaban!

Congratulations to our President-elect Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and our Vice President-elect Senator Kashim Shettima!

GOD bless Nigeria!

Renewed Hope 2023!

BATified 2023!

very selfish idiot, right now, I consider him as a threat to my life... I am soo furious right now!, God!!

Nadheer15:
This guy is wicked

Better oil dey your head bro, good points you raised, especially with the security situation in the country. I will like my children to be in my custody abeg, lets see how things go!, make them no go use people children do suya because of politics!!!

Penguin2:
Shey Ogun wan kill this Osodeke man ni?

Close down the Universities and let students go home and vote abeg. Even if it hasn’t happened before, there’s always a first time.

Meanwhile, the NUC is right about the security argument. Because with the way the situation is charged with no one not knowing what things could become after the election, it is best you allow students stay at home and watch the directions things will take.

I don’t think it’s wise for Igbo students to remain in ABU Zaria or for Hausa students to remain in Nsukka or Unilorin so that if there’s another “Oso Abiola” after the elections, these guys don’t get trapped in strange lands.

I expect the regulatory board of Polytechnics to follow the footpath of the NUC too.

I don’t expect Tinubu BATstards to agree with my submissions though😏

Mumu

Tayorshd2:
What a hopeless country and economy indeed please give BAT the opportunity to make a change in all ramifications in Nigeria as a nation

I got 280 yesterday...

wordbank:
PHC
N320

Can you just listen to yourself! Do you honestly think you sound intelligent??, well let me help you out with the question!, you sound soo dumb, so so dumb that your generation unborn will be ashamed of you...

It's extremely nauseating that you're oblivious of what's happening in your so called APC, hence you come here to disgrace your tribe and family just cos of 30k allowance... Tueee.!!!

Agbado is running around accusing the same APC(which is his party) of trying to frustrate him cos of the recent policies 🤣🤣🤣, and you're here capping nonsense

LordviccoDaGuru:
More photos

Obituary fools will not sleep tonight Buhari and Emefiele are crushing in Senegal


Buhari and Emefiele are Igbos worst nightmare. With the new Money policy Peter Obituary the stingy Terriost business man can not source funds to do vote buying on Election day

Wahala no too much like thisss?

Send him to female prison, more pregnancy go show..

Send her to male prison, them go tear em ass tire...


So where will he/she go?? 😂😂🤣

3lovelyflowers:
Send him/her to jail

The funny thing is that most people hardly use cash, POS/Online transactions have made life a whole lot better and easier...

I don't think anyone should have an excuse whatsoever, cos the time frame given was more than enough!! My opinion though

Foolish acting... staged! 🙄🙄😒

??!?

Desusi:

You must be talking to a wrong person. What business have l to do with you that you're quoting me? check the name of the person that rebuked you pls.

It seems you're extremely stupid, learn to mind your business this 2023 if you don't want to get hurt.

BTW, don't be a nairaland rat, learn to use other social media apps, so you'll understand what people imply when they write stuffs, additionally, you won't come here to disgrace yourself and family because you wan form professor.

Mumu, you even sabi quote post properly here on nairaland, e be like say mtn don dash you 20MB, you wan come use am for my body 🙄😒🤨

(BTW is not between oo 🤣🤣)

Desusi:

Vawulence master spotted 😂😂😂

BeardedmeatR:
You will be fine.

Provided the job doesn't require you to speak or write in English.

You'll learn on the job. You need to be confident, trust in your ability and have an open mind to learn. Goodluck 💪🤝

🤣🤣🤣🤣... Prevention is better than cure. Protect yourself by all means bro... 😂😂

PerfectStranger:

Baba abeg no drop this one, na man I be. Shey u know say dem dem blow person jaw? 😏

online local champion, ewu, "what I make in a month" yen yen yen, idiot, you think everyone in Nigeria gets paid peanuts and in naira!!, if I show you my payslip, you'll go hide you coward tail in-between your stupid dirty legs... I am not your regular guy dic.k head, we no dey make mouth

now run along, go collect your stupid stipend for defending your imaginary ancestor president

No be only "save" hands!... 🤣🤣🤣

Reportbutton:

See this bush boy calling me local and dirty 🤣🤣😂 what I make in a day is what you make in a month, my kids future are in save hands, but your kids will serve my kids say Amen

Coward!!! that's what you are, a hungry dirty coward selling his children's future just for peanuts... so you have admitted you can't beat them

bye boy...

Reportbutton:

Join APC, if you can't beat them you join them 🥱
I pity your life and that's of your kids both born and unborn shior

Stand.. what?? agbado or corn standard ... you're a fool... and take this as my last response to you

educated fool... agbado as your mentor failed APC as your party and you're talking of standards

Reportbutton:

See this bolo, we are notein competition with you cause we're better, you're the one seeing it as competition, Cause you can't be in our standard EVER

haha, cry me a river olodo, we are ready for you clowns...

Reportbutton:

I sense painment

Mumu, he won't, I guarantee you that lol, you think the drug money can save him? You think the small peanuts he gives your fools and morons will make him win?? , If truly you're in Aussie, you can't even vote lol,, olodo we go clear una doubt come 25th, enemies of progress

Reportbutton:

ODE, that man with Parkinson disease will you you and your lineage for eight years take it or leave it, he's your next president.
If you don't like this news, hang yourself 😜

Mumu, you studied all over the world, yet a man striken with Parkinson's disease, 80+ years and extremely corrupt is the person you see your future with, you have made it clear that exposure alone does not equate to intelligence, stupid waste of sper.m

Reportbutton:

Now I see how local you are, or you think I'm in same country as you right now? I school abroad (BSc and MSc) electric and electronics engr.
Presently in Australia, so tell me who's the local champion here ODE.

Stupid Zombie... travel around the world and see how a working system looks like, then you'll see how useless you sound by supporting your ancestors mate to be your president... stupid local champion

Reportbutton:

Urchin I sight you
The idoi,TS who gave birth to you are shameless, senseless and stu.pid.
If you feel bad sharing same country the zoo is an alternative, mix up with the monkeys.

Your level of Zombiesm is truly exceptional, goddamn!, are you guys truly this stupid and senseless? Abi dem swear for una??
I am ashamed sharing a country with you mor0ns damn!

Reportbutton:
I love this, this shows that he's human, and he's not on drugs, only druggies get their eyes all open..
God bless tinubu, God bless apc, God bless Nigeria...
No matter what is said about him, my vote belongs to jagaban 😍

This movie kept me awake all night, Nollywood has upped their game I must say...


I was in an African country recently, and the feedback I got about Nigerian movies was exceptional, even the so called old movies we don't really like makes sense to most of them (our movies are subtitled to suit them though cos they're French speaking)...

So with this crop of movies coming out, damn!, I can boldly say we are now truly international

safarigirl:

Foundation kee you there... always saying shi.t.

Alliswell248:


Wailer would always wail. They can't never appreciate good things.
Someone laid the foundation for the Lagos you are seeing today.
Go to your state if you are not happy.
Tinubu is not the cause of your bitterness.

Tribal bigot like you, small thing "cursed igbo" this, "cursed igbo" that, yet you don't even know my tribe. Your hatred for igbos will only drive you to slow painful sudden death fo0l.

No be igbos fault say them don almost buy your papa land finish, envy and bitterness is a slow killer!!! Watch out stupi.d fo0l like you...

Exclusive101:
But I have seen cursed Igbo like you claim Peter Obi saved money for Obiano to build airport even when Obiano held a press conference explaining he left only debt.

The Alpha Beta Tinubu brought raised Lagos IGR income by over 2000% which is what Lagos is using to build all the infrastructure n debt it in our but to cursed Igbos that is a negative thing even when no governor as held conference to counter his claim.

First was in use since immemorial till 2012+, yet, they said some clown that ended his leadership in 2007 is still responsible for development till date, lol, I am patiently waiting when Fashola/Ambode/Jide wants to campaign, let me see what they will claim as achievements since they agreed that Agbado is responsible for all the developments.