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am cool and hot baby

u know need order just go ahead, anukporonku

finally he will push it down with kerosine.

in otta farm

folly don't forget to pray as well ohhhhhhhhhhhh

she carry expo

my lovely lola




slippers

do u want her to poison u, she is very wicked ohhhhhhhhhhhh

i see

how stupid a joke can be. this is a shame on u, u can really dgo better than this, u have been in this nrld for a lo.ng time, u should know btw a joke and a statement, plls u ur brain this time around and send a better joke thank u.

lol, laugh, laughing. gongo so pls

nightnurse want to sell her cds, pls by one.

i will think about it

who will pls carry the coups for us.

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

in-elastic

very sure,

sorry they dont need ur donation anymore, they are already ok.

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"

The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”

A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"

He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.

His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?

no, he is in onitsha market.

so

people we must dip a grave for ifeoluwa carcass fast before it get worse

up sabi

this is delirious, i want this nicenaira to nil down race up ur hands and close ur eyes immediately.

why u lick the ashes nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

u have just posted five rubbish text on this land and u want to rest

where

answer nawwwwww, nightnurse abi ur cd don finish ewu

ifeoluwa there is no mercy for u anymore in nrld, even God in heaven has rejected u,and i reject ever seeing u before in my life and may ur mouth be roasted.