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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:05am On Mar 06, 2008
shocked *runnin quickly to get gas mask* lipsrsealed
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:16am On Mar 06, 2008
@ turkey. . .ows is otta farm
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 11:18am On Mar 06, 2008
@sucess u don forget say na inside ifeoluwa armpit kuvuki rats dey live?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 11:29am On Mar 06, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:43am On Mar 06, 2008
hehehehehehahahahahahah yea *still rollin on d floor*
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 11:56am On Mar 06, 2008
stopppppppppppppppppp, u are a dirty boy, how can u be rolling on the floor, don't u know that u will be giving ifeoluwa the chance to laugh at u
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 12:04pm On Mar 06, 2008
forget dat tin jo, my floor is covered wit a fluffy rug, so its of comfort, ifeoluwa can say watever who cares
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:28pm On Mar 06, 2008
na ontop turkey dung ife-aje dey roll anyday wey he roll for rug, over happiness fit kill am
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 1:57pm On Mar 06, 2008
lol. Make una no let this Ife commit suicide ooo, cuz God no go gree forgive una.
Covers my nose with a soaked towel ** the smell heavy ooo**. This one smells like an expired fart.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 2:26pm On Mar 06, 2008
praying, i cover my life with the blood of jesus, every bad odour coming from the dead carcass of ifeoluwa may it not come close to my door step, AMEN.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 2:31pm On Mar 06, 2008
*quickly runs to get gas mask & oxgen also on standby*
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 2:44pm On Mar 06, 2008
we cannot run forever.
What do you guys suggest we do to get rid of this murderous smell?
**[s]the smell seems to be penetrating my thick towel, runs away from thread. He who fights and run away, lives to fight another day.**[/s]
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 4:21pm On Mar 06, 2008
dives into swimmin pool to avoid smell. . .smell still passin thru d oxygen cyclinder. . . . . . . . .runs outta thread
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 4:28pm On Mar 06, 2008
people we must dip a grave for ifeoluwa carcass fast before it get worse
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 4:59pm On Mar 06, 2008
I'll provide the shovels and a piece of land in the evil forest.
grin grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 5:24pm On Mar 06, 2008
who will pls carry the coups for us.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 7:00pm On Mar 06, 2008
take una coup go elsewhere. . . . .
i have employed the services of gunny
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 7:28pm On Mar 06, 2008
ok sir
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:29pm On Mar 06, 2008
hv u paid ur respects 2 me 4 my birthday celebrations ya'll
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 7:35pm On Mar 06, 2008
do animals know there age
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 7:49pm On Mar 06, 2008
i hope say no be gunny you dey refer to sha
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 9:40pm On Mar 06, 2008
success123:

do animals know there age

Gunny has a single bone, he stammers, he is hot tempered and very strong ooo. So no let am catch you, cuz he go roast your meat with buffalo urine. grin tongue

Gunny abeg pardon his arrogance, na old age exuberance hold am for work so. smiley
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 7:56am On Mar 07, 2008
plz dis corpse don dey smell for anoda thread for NL
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 8:48am On Mar 07, 2008
@gilgee
4 ur sake, i 4giv dat Arrow

@sauce kid
tel dem
i go Bleep pesin up oh!!

@thug
tongue tongue tongue

grin grin grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:57am On Mar 07, 2008
una don ever see where dwarf dey fU****ck pessn up?


happy buffday olori-oko grin

ur bert cert don expire na grin
grin
grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 9:21am On Mar 07, 2008
clemcykul:

una don ever see where dwarf dey fU****ck pessn up?


happy buffday olori-oko grin

your bert cert don expire na grin
grin
grin

Ehen? So you don validate his death Cert ehen? See people wey their mind dey for back. grin

@Gunny
Your enemies pulenty wellu wellu ooo, come my shrine come renew your odeshi before its too late oo.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Mar 07, 2008
gigle?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 10:01am On Mar 07, 2008
@Clem
Gigelorum
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 10:12am On Mar 07, 2008
na who dey celebrate by-day. . .prepare d turkey
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 10:26am On Mar 07, 2008
and share the money (PDP)
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Mar 07, 2008
turkey don surfer
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 11:06am On Mar 07, 2008
that is why he is Turkey na

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