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Devil In The Church by success123(m): 5:21pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years." |
Re: Devil In The Church by segunpc(m): 11:31am On Mar 07, 2008 |
lol the man must ve been going thru hell with his wife. good joke. |
Re: Devil In The Church by delib: 11:42am On Mar 07, 2008 |
this is kinda tight man women are necessary devil |
Re: Devil In The Church by kolaoloye(m): 12:46pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
EVERY WOMAN IS not EVIL, if you can`t cope with them you can steer-clear. LET THE REAL MEN HANDLE THE SHOW WITH MATURITY. |
Re: Devil In The Church by Phiniter(m): 1:07pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
nice joke men |
Re: Devil In The Church by Lohlarh(f): 1:13pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
just dre |
Re: Devil In The Church by folly69(m): 1:50pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
daaaang nice bt don't let nld babes catch u ooo |
Re: Devil In The Church by clemcykul(f): 3:29pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
very funny lol |
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