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One thing with us here is that we take every thing as a joke. Instead of suggesting solutions, we are here looking for unnecessary attentions.

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ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

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It was a gloomy day today for Assemblies of God Church, Nkwogu lsu, Onicha L. G. A, Ohaozara District of Ebonyi State and AG Nigeria as their 14 members lost their lives, including a pastor and another pastor's wife in a ghastly motor accident at Amasiri in Ebonyi State. Tragedy!

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MTN Nigeria in colaboration with diamond bank in diamond yellow account today 22nd july 2015 storms University of Nigeria Nsukka with a lots of goodies for students of the campus.

There alot of items to be won in the promo and it goes that you buy any of their product which includes airtime, modem and many other products with them and recieve a ticket from them to be able to win.

Note that items that are available to be won includes Laptop computer, Andriod Phones and many other goodies with them that they have to give out to students.

Know you that your purchase of their product to recieve a ticket in other to be able to win will not be less than five hundred naira only I.e the product you wants to buy is N500 and and above.

The venue for the event is behind pharmcy building opposite beima shop
source: myunninfo..com/2015/07/mtn-blast-unn-with-win-promo-buy-n500.html

This is for UNN aspirants who are
currently preparing for the
forthcoming 2015 UNN POST-UTME
and Direct Entry Screening Exercise.
There are some pieces of information
which are available and which may
be of help to you. Some of them are
given here in no particular order.
The 2015/2016 UNN post-utme
and D.E. screening
examinations will be done on
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The UNN PUTME PRE-CBT TEST
has also started and has been
ongoing for several days now.
It's a very important step
towards adequate preparation
and it's very important that
candidates cash in on the
opportunity to get familiar
with the newly introduced CBT
platform of the school. To read
details of what unn putme pre-
cbt test is all about, to find out
where and how to get the
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The UNN PUTME PRE-CBT TEST
is not a form of Continuous
Assessment and as such does
not, by any means, have a
percentage in the overall post
utme screening score of
candidates. If you receive any
such information by sms or
read that on any website,
please disregard it. Albeit, the
CBT Practice is very very
necessary.

The Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board (JAMB)
will hold its 2015 Policy
meeting with Vice-Chancellors
of Universities, Provost of
Colleges of Education and
Rectors of Polytechnics,
Monotechnics, Innovative
Enterprise Institutions and
other stakeholders on July 14 to
determine cut-off marks for
admission of candidates into
tertiary institutions .

From the point highlighted above, it
follows that both the dates of the
screening exercise for aspirants of
various courses and JAMB cut-off
mark for 2015 have not yet been
announced. Disregard any information
saying otherwise.
All things being equal, at the
end of the policy meeting,
JAMB will announce the cut-off
marks. Shortly after that, the
database of qualified
candidates will be forwarded
to the various tertiary
institutions in preparation for
the conduct of the post-utme
exercises.
Once that happens, schools
will, almost immediately, begin
to announce the sales of their
putme registration forms and
UNN will certainly not be left
out.
Whatever JAMB cut-off mark
UNN adopts for 2015 will apply
to all candidates regardless of
their prospective courses.

The details of Direct Entry
Screening Exercise will be
announced shortly after the
conduct of the post-utme
screening exercise.

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information and news updates
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comply.
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1. MICHAEL BERRYMAN
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2.DONATELLA VERSACE

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3. MARILYN MANSON

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4. DJ QUALLS

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5. JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN

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6. RONALDINHO

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7. IGGY POP

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9. ROSIE O'DONNELL

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10. FINALLY WE HAVE CLINT HOWARD

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agentofchange1:
Greet you all my wonderful friends/brothers/sisters , peace & grace be to you all .
Guess the time you all have been anticipating for is here , trust you guys have been doing TDB, burning midnight candles & all that , some have been praying & fasting & so many other things , all these just to pass a common exams they called "JAMB". , hmmm,

Well, let me have this to say , exams is not really the true test of knowledge , rather of how hard/well you prepare for it . which is why some many with good grades finds it hard to defend their so-called "good" results , but however the case , there is certainly no substitute for hard work /perseverance/determination & total trust/faith in God to obtain a unique & an outstanding success in academics & life generally .

So, men and brethren , as your exams is already at the door post , its obvious many folks will start getting agitated & nervous .c'mmon no need for need for that , just make sure you cover everything coverable , don't just spend all time on just a subject , touch others too , review , read with syllabus , Jamb won't set anything outside the given syllabus , wise up ( no time for dulling )

some still have like 1 week or less or more to their exams , whichever the case , miracle can still happen , just make sure you give in your best of best .

hard work never kills

No pain , no gain , no price , no prize .

Discipline yourselves to stay away from any form of distractions , eat well , sleep moderately, talk less & ultimately. Pray more ...& always. for strength, grace , speed , wisdom & favour .


Wish you all the very best of best ..see you all at the top .hoping you all get admission to respective institutions.

Bless you all, love you ..

#shalom.

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