iseoluwa89: its frm a reliable source d guy applied last year for engineering bt didn't meet cut off...he said 40 concentrated English,geography too,,phy,chem and general paper!!! God will help us all ooo

Come, which kain play be dis na? Wetin concern Engineering with geography?

horlarby'cee:
wetin u go buy? u wan cook for evrybody in the room?

Na so......wetin una go chop?

horlarby'cee:
geography? even if they bring graphygeo, I believe we will make it.May God crown our effort..........................................

Yes o............................................

STORM2: See dem see dem!!! See as all of dem dey jack!! Leave book joo!! Come and chat small. Remember all work and no play........

i dey hia...

STORM2:

U really try. But I think the nearest opposite of CROON is PRATTLE.
To croon is to hum/sing sth softly. To prattle is to talk loudly and pointlessly....

Yeah....i thought bout dat too but on a 2nd thought, i chose 'count'.

STORM2:
Guy! Me and google are friends oh! Don't know why it took me so long. Felt so stupid after I got it. Do u know I tot it meant " she entertains visitors on friday?" Mumu tins. Mtcheeew. How u dey joo?

Lolz.........it happens. I dey kampe, my sister.

STORM2:
U say wetin?!!!!
Make dem no try am oh! Less than 60seconds for each question? Dem dey mad?

In fact, e no make sense at all. I don vex, make we go protest.

horlarby'cee:

welcome jawe..........................wia u kom leave the aws go b4?

No mind me o.........i go market.

horlarby'cee:
knock*knock*knock............................any soul in the rum?

hey...hey...hey....

dolzat: D.E candidates, how you alll doing? The Good LORD shall grant Us great Success. Please any idea as to when the exam is coming up? Just give a hint if you know, thanks. Kares!

amen o.....Temi has said it all.

Temicare:
Amen! tanks man...we r hopin btw now n first week of august it shld com out

meris-blaze:
I like dat, what about nairawater? (just suggestingo.

Yes o....

planetuzor: Fun Time...
One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?







Let me guess for you
Zstorm2
Ztemicare (if further question you will tell them the Z is silent)
A.successborn.
C.holarbee.
Eseoluwa

#Elephant Voice

Haba, my brother. you no like me o... anyway sha, it will be in the reverse.

iseoluwa89:
We shall get there!!!,infact we re there...by faith.

Amen o.........

Temicare:
Yeah @ iseoluwa...d ryt answer is appertizers...storm has said it all...normally Uniben is nt dump 2 giv such a questions...dey no wat dey r doin...one hv 2 tink wild wen answerin their questions...it can never b b4,present...its btw option B n C...tranquilizers is more or less a sleepy drugs...den normal tinkin will go 4 d option left (C)...lets keep it goin pple

Well done.

STORM2:
Welcome...we're getting ourselves into the exam spirit oh...
#clears throat#
daz zall

lolzzzzzzzzzzz...yes o........

omodave: hmmm i hv been watching nw am IN, so wat is going on ppls

wassup with you?

Temicare: I blive more in afters dan in..... a.before b.tranquilizers c.appertizers d.presents....wat do u fink d answer would b, givin ur reason...

I think presents(c) coz....................hmmm...............coz it present jooor..............

STORM2:
U are correct oh! Took me like a week to find that idiom somewhere...mtcheew

A week? In this time and age of using google?

Temicare:
Guy! I tnk u very very much 4 dis link...i downloaded it @ once...u r a sure guy..@all pls download dat stuff...we r already dr...

U're welcome,bro.

Temicare: The man committed sororicido recently
1. The killing of his son (b) the killing of his self(c) the killing of his sister (d)the killing of his son in-law...wat do u fink d answer is??

The answer is 'c'. Check here:
http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=Sororicide

STORM2: Opposite in meaning
The woman CROONS the words of her prayer every mroning but her husband........his.
a) mumurs b) prattles c) shoals d) counts

I mean EXCULPATE you, not to ........you in the least way a)implicate b)excoriate c) implicate d) extradite

While the boys COUNTERNANCED the proposal, the girls........it
a) counterbalanced b) demurred c) estimated d) viewed

Toh I don try...

My sis, u dan try no be small. Na my answers be dis:
1)Counts 2)implicate 3)demurred.
Shey i try?

STORM2:


Lol. I read microbiology in uniben.
As for english...hmmm...I love answering questions but I'm shyte at setting. So if u bring questions I'll answer them the best I can. Although...I saw the past questions the idioms there na die! See this one

Fatima matama is a GIRL FRIDAY. This means she a) is very religious and goes to mosque on fridays b) is fond of receiving and entertaing visitors on friday c) is a young woman saddled with a number of duties at her place of work d) does not work on friday.

The answer shocked me!

The answer is 'C'. Check here-
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=a+girl+Friday

STORM2: Opposite in meaning
The woman CROONS the words of her prayer every mroning but her husband........his.
a) mumurs b) prattles c) shoals d) counts

I mean EXCULPATE you, not to ........you in the least way a)implicate b)excoriate c) implicate d) extradite

While the boys COUNTERNANCED the proposal, the girls........it
a) counterbalanced b) demurred c) estimated d) viewed

Toh I don try...

Yeh........na o-level English be dis?

STORM2:


Lol. I read microbiology in uniben.
As for english...hmmm...I love answering questions but I'm shyte at setting. So if u bring questions I'll answer them the best I can. Although...I saw the past questions the idioms there na die! See this one

Fatima matama is a GIRL FRIDAY. This means she a) is very religious and goes to mosque on fridays b) is fond of receiving and entertaing visitors on friday c) is a young woman saddled with a number of duties at her place of work d) does not work on friday.

The answer shocked me!

I guess the answer is C.

Fynestboi: *Just passing by with my specs highly raised*

I sight u,bro. How thingz na?

Temicare: Gudmornin beautiful pple...havin our fingers bein crossed..we need 2 b testin ourselves on d use of Eng...Eng dey change ooo...Gudmornin beautiful pple...havin our fingers bein crossed..we need 2 b testin ourselves on d use of Eng...Eng dey change ooo...

Okay o....

Jenni_angel: I am so happy 4 our junior aspirants, their scores was a blast. I pray ours should be like dat too

Amen o...and even beta.

Azukam1: Pls guys and ladies, especially accounting students, my friend dat choose unilorin 4 there d.e. Did their cbt exam but wat baffus me most is dat dey set eng, math, biology nd current affair, 4 accounting student. So read any aspect ur spirit lead u.wish me nd u best of luck.

Has Ilorin done their D.E exam?

STORM2:
Engineering? Hmmmm.... Sorry oh. I don't have that...there was a guy once..auxtin I think. Shouldn't he have access to that? I don't remember sha..
Sorry....

Thanks for ur concern. For now, i still dey use JAMB past questn.

STORM2:
Amen oh...
Eeya if say I dey benin I for buy the past question for u...

dat's so.....sweet.

I've not still gotten past question for Engineering. Abeg,make una help o......

danevans19: Hello colleague! How are will all preparing for the exam? I pray God grant us all admission dis yr. @temicare, i buy idea oo. make una no vex say i no dey consistence oo. Na I.T tins cauuse am oo

We are preparing well o...... Amen....it'll be rejoicing all the way. Ur head dey there. How's I.T going?