danevans19: @merisblaze, shey u no know say chewing stick is the best n it is medecinal. @Jenni, how are u feeling now? We need u to bounce back to the family in healthy state oo. I hail every every oo. Later tins

I hail u too.

omodave:

Did I hear u say jeni is ill, no no not this time oo, pls if u hv her contact pls post it heer so we can call her. Onbehalf of the family in this thread I say jeni u are healed In jesus name Amen. And for the dinner am hear

Amen....

STORM2: Happy sunday guys.....pls let's pray for Jenni oh. Now is not the correct time for malaria.

Please remember not to fall for any scams oh. If the direct entry form for uniben were out it would be posted on their website.

@Success, no mind those scammers abeg. They're not even intelligent enough to change tactic

k.........

Guys,check this out. What u have 2 say?
http://m.topix.com/forum/world/nigeria/TIMJL3QAEP6NCU9AS

GreatAustin: Pls answer my question so that d Pude form wil nt take me unaware...

It won't. All u have to do, is join the family and you will not be put to shame.

Temicare: Gudmornin my wonderful family ooo...hw una all dey??happy sunday 2 y'all..church lo sure ju ooo...d Lord will open our eyes 2 read d ryt places in our books n God will grace us all 4 d admission IJN...i care

Amen....

meris-blaze:
toothbrush no dey una area,
I hail

hahahaha..........u correct.

omodave:


hmmm no no no not frm u not even now am expecting dinner frm u. hey hope u are ok now?

Ahan.......u and food sha.........even when somebori is not feeling fine. Na wa o...... Wen u marry,abeg,no wound ur wife with work o.

I greet u all on this bright sunday morning in d Name of Jesus. How was ya nite? Try as much as possible 2 be in church 2day and receive more grace to excel exceedingly in all ur endeavours.
HAPPY SUNDAY, to you all. I LOVE YOU ALL.

STORM2:
Lol....I'm glad u're here now sha...no be only administrator..who dash me?

lolzzz...... Why na? U're fit 4 d job o.....

STORM2:
Its true sha....
Ooohhhmmmm...now I feel guilty. I told her welcome sha...wait! Where is she? Oh! She has even run away. Inshort I'm angry again.....

Dat might really not be her intention. Maybe something came up or doesn't really know how 2 flow. I actually had dat challenge too initially. I thought You and Temicare were customer care agents(lolzzz....) or probably Forum administrators while people like me, could just come,get some info and waka pass.

Jenni_angel: Gudnyt pals, am feeling dizzy and weak cus of d injections.

Eiya.........receive strength in Jesus' Name. Good nite,dearie.

iseoluwa89:
You can check ur box now'''..

You're simply wonderful. May God multiply ur seed sown and cause men and women 2 favour you in exceptional ways. Amen. Thank you so much.

Temicare: D strike is hopefully comin 2 an end next week...

I pray.

STORM2:
U see this is what I really hate.....
My sister, please kindly go through our past posts. If u read through previous posts then u'll have a better understanding of what's up.
Welcome sha, I see u're new on nairaland..u're very welcome.
BTW we're all waiting for the form too. Follow this thread...not rumours and u'll be fine.
Welcome. Now pls introduce urself oh! We're a family here. Oya! What course? Speak woman!

C.S.O, i gbadun ur interrogation o...........i know u're doing ur job(lolzzz....) but she might just be finding a solid ground here 2 stand. Why don't u give the first timer a nice hug and a chair 2 sidon? Uhn....?

**sighs** Finally through with reading from page 25. I've really missed alot of fun here. Na insufficient data issues cause am o......... Make una no vex 4 me,abeg. I'm glad 2 be part of dis great family.

planetuzor: Its a beautiful saturday. Hope ya guys are feeling cool. In lagos we are doing our normal compulsory last saturday of the month Sanitation.. Am through with my small work. Jacking begins. ........ But before the jacking starts, let me make some calls: who do I call - ( unfortunately, I dnt hav anyones contact here) #seriously in the mood to shout out to someone....







Yes, hello 911? are you doing anything wanna hang
out... Police is ur friend

kajoula: Morning to you all....

STORM2: @All

Good morning beautiful people! Happy weekend

kajoula: Morning to you all....

Guz morinzzz, @all............howz waz ur nightzzz?

Azukam1: U get mouth, i nova see result nw.i knw i will make it in jesus name.

You're in d spirit,bro. I join my faith with urs but u suppose know say na UNIBEN sure pass.

iseoluwa89:
Pls drop ur email address!!!!

*dancing Azonto* Thank you......it's:
osehonomokagbo@yahoo.com

Jenni_angel: But to be frank and sincere, am extremely fed up with uniben putting us on tenterhooks

Nice expression.*Noted*

Temicare: The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted for 109
days brought out the bestand worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed, many female
students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI,
ASULIMA, ABISASU…
This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce anotherwonder,e specially now
that the WEATHER is favorable [cold tinz].
So, we won’t get to see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJERE,
ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE,
ASUUFIFEHANMI…a nd so on…
Well,I trust my real female Gees Happy
Strike....ma people...Uniben is our place joor

Amen.....UNIBEN is our place.

planetuzor: But seriously what the heck is going on now. m loosing my patience ooo. uniben admin should at least bring the form out na fo sale? i no they teh vex ooo. because if i vex eerh things go happen oo. just like my lecturer friend narrated what happened in class 2day. See the conversation.



Lecturer: What is 1+1?
Class: 8
Lecturer: That is correct!
Lecturer: What is 2+5?
Class: 14
Lecturer: Right!
Lecturer: What is 4+6?
Class: 20
Lecturer: Good! And it's gonna
remain like that
until the government increases my
salary! Strike is not always the answer.

Have a beautiful weekend ya'll

Lolzzz........ When elephant and hippopotamus dey fight, na grass dey suffer.

Azukam1: I av just did my post de 2day, that 4 my 2nd choice. Eksu. Eng math eco nd acct. 9,7,7,7=30quets,35mins.cbt.

Congrats!!! So,how was it and what are we expecting? U go wash am o.....

Temicare:
Tnks very very much dear...ur words landed on a good part in ma hrt...am blivin God 4 His hlp...lyk i said earlier...our good space in Uniben is sure dis year IJN..

Amen.

iseoluwa89: i guess it will be based on dept,because I learnt enginering,physical science,mathematics etc will be answering d same question...

Ehen.........I going for engineering o......... Abeg,someone help me with physical science past question.

planetuzor: Alert!





Just passing by though, but b4 I go now we must keep the thread alive and contribute our quota.






ATTENTION: ATTENTION: ATTENTION:


















Please Take Note of This: (Very Important)














Its not all guys that do commit fornication or Adultery But I can Boldly say All Guys commits,






"LoOooKery...".

Mehn Boiz can looooook.." I witness one 2day, na God save the guy for Danfo hand!! .


#Na_Joke_I_Dey........(Let's all wipe out the strike and ASUU anxiety with laughter anyhow e come oo...

##Elephant Voice

lolzzz....I tire for LoOooKery o......maybe it's one of our characteristics.

danevans19: Hello pals, just passing by with long chewing stick n physic text book in my hands. I hail oo

lolzzz.......i see u joor.

STORM2: Hey guys
Saw this on a sister thread. Decided to paste it here...
Every year the National University Commission, NUC,ranks universities in Nigeria due to theperformance and
meeting the requirement of a standard school. This body monitor the
universities in Nigeria to know those schools
who's equipment is not updated or valid, also notice those who's equipment is standard in other for the schools to produce qualified
graduates.
Below is the 2013 Top
100 NUC University
Ranking in Nigeria.
2013 TOP 100 University
In Nigeria by NUC
1. University of Ibadan,UI
2. University of Lagos,Unilag
3. University of Benin,Uniben
4. Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU
5. Ahmadu Bello University, Abu
6. University of Ilorin, Unilorin
7. University of Jos, Unijos
8. University of Port Harcourt, Uniport
9. University of Maiduguri, Unimaid
10. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta,
11. Lagos State
University, Lasu
12. Federal University of
Technology, Futo
13. Covenant University,
CU
14. University of Nigeria,
UNN
15. Federal University of
Technology, Futa
16. Nnamdi Azikiwe
University, Unizik
17. Enugu State
University of Science
and Technology, Esut
18. Pan African
University
19. Ladoke Akintola
University of
Technology. lautech
20. Modibbo Adama
University of
Technology
21. African University of
Science and Technology
22. University of Uyo,
Uniuyo
23. Bayero University
Kano, Buk
24. Ambrose Alli
University, AAU
25. Redeemer's
University,
26. Babcock University
27. Federal University of
Technology,
28. University of
Calabar, Unical
29. Michael Okpara
University of
Agriculture,
30. Ajayi Crowther
University
31. Bowen University
32. Rivers State
University of Science
and Technology, Rsust
33. Lead City University
34. Crawford University
35. Abubakar Tafawa
Balewa University,
ATBU
36. Abia State
University, Absu
37. Usmanu Danfodio
University,
38. Igbinedion
University
39. Imo State
University, Imsu
40. Niger Delta
University
41. Bells University of
Technology
42. Kwara State
University
43. Nasarawa State
University
44. Caleb University
45. Obong University
Obong
46. Adekunle Ajasin
University
47. Ekiti State University,
48. American University
of Nigeria
49. Joseph Ayo Babalola
University
50. Veritas University
Abuja
51. Afe Babalola
University
52. Kaduna State
University Kaduna
53. Osun State
University Oshogbo …
54. Umaru Musa
Yar'Adua University
Katsina
55. Federal University,
Ndufu-Alike Ndufu-Alike
56. Salem University
Lokoja
57. Novena University
Ogume
58. Achievers
University, Owo Owo
59. Benson Idahosa
University Benin City
60. Ebonyi State
University Abakaliki
61. University of Abuja
Abuja
62. University of Mkar
Mkar
63. Madonna University
Okija
64. Bingham University
Auta Balifi
65. Plateau State
University Bokkos
66. Federal University of
Petroleum Resources
Effurun
67. Federal University,
Dutse Dutse
68. Nigerian Turkish Nile
University Abuja
69. Ibrahim Badamasi
Babangida University
Lapai
70. Landmark
University Omu-Aran
71. Delta State
University, Abraka
Abraka
72. University of
Agriculture, Makurdi
Makurdi
73. Renaissance
University Enugu
74. Federal University,
Otuoke Otuoke
75. Tai Solarin
University of Education
Ijebu-Ode …
76. Federal University,
Oye-Ekiti Oye …
77. Kano State
University of
Technology Wudil
78. Tansian University
Umunya …
79. Akwa Ibom State
University Uyo
80. Baze University
Abuja
81. Kebbi State
University of Science
and Technology Aliero
82. Benue State
University Makurdi
83. Adeleke University
Ede
84. Ondo State
University of Science &
Technology Okitipupa
85. Kogi State University
Anyigba
86. Western Delta
University Oghara
87. Federal University,
Wukari Wukari
88. Paul University
Awka
89. Caritas University
Enugu
90. Federal University,
Lafia Lafia
91. Cross River
University of Science &
Technology Calabar …
92. Fountain University
Oshogbo
93. Al-Hikmah
University Ilorin
94. Godfrey Okoye
University Ugwuomu-
Nike
95. Oduduwa
University Ile Ife
96. Anambra State
University Uli
97. Olabisi Onabanjo
University Ago Iwoye …
98. Federal University,
Lokoja Lokoja
99. Federal University,
Kashere Kashere
100. Rhema University

Wow....!!! Dat's our school in 3rd rank. Can u beat dat?

Temicare:
hmm...d sad tin is skye bank dont giv ITs lyk me any kind of leave...its was due 2 d fact dat i know some1 i was given a week 4 ma statement of result...i so feel dr somefin i can do...i minimize my weekend wisely dou; bur my weekend is so fast...my poly hnd form closed last week friday...i didnt take it..bur i blive in God jawe...Dis year is our year

I belive you my brother. Everything is working together for our good.

iseoluwa89: i was surprised too but I think it's beta if we read wide ooo and pray!!!

Abi o.......God is in control.

horlarby'cee:
anything wey u give us.

Okay.........food is almost ready.

Temicare:
Omo no b small tin ooo...i dey work ni(as in bulk teller 4 skye bnk)...i swear na die...no tym 2 syt ma book,tlkless of readin...i get home tied...endin up sleepin on ma book..Yeh!!! i scream 4 my lyf...almost 4gettin my maths...*God hlp me,i plead* Omo wa se ori ise ni ooo...my work fit kill person...i hate my self every nyt...my fwends pls pray 4 me ooo...My future is on d line ooo...*feelin so sober*

I feel your pain,bro but i believe in every difficult situation,there's always a way out and dis won't be an exception. I really dn't know how ur schedule is like but just try to work out an hour everyday for serious jacking. I believe it would help. YOUR FUTURE IS NOT ON THE LINE. IT'S IN SAFE HANDS(your hands) AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE CHARGE AND HANDLE IT WELL. God bless you.