ansellotty: My heart is like a singing bird
Whose nest is in a watered shoot;
My heart is like an apple-tree
Whose boughs are bent with thickset fruit;
My heart is like a rainbow shell
That paddles in a halcyon sea;
My heart is gladder than all these
Because tomorrow is my birthday!

danox: @success_born thanks a lot for your response

danox: Pls can one download one's admission letter after logging in with your new credentials?

Nony1: Goodmorning you all.hope you all had a blissful morningto the admitted ones,your all faster dan uniben calendar which is slow now cos of d strike.....this transcript u guys submit by hand will never reach your clearance officer and nobody will be ready to speak big grammar with you wen d grammar comes....all transcript must be mailed to d registrars office so as to make it official....patience is a virtue ! Y not wait 4 uniben to release d clearance procedure onlinethere are more important tins to check out 4;ur original certs both Wassce and advanced cert.check out 4 mistakes in names and make sure ur date of birth is same in all ur acclaimed certificates.....be sure your advanced result didnt come before your o level result......above all,i ask you all the same question dat Jesus asked the people dat followed john and i quote "who seekest thouas you hv gained admsn to uniben,who seekest thou therein??i tell u,only God can keep in there and if your not yet bornagain,here is d opportunity again 4 you to seek the lord and make your stay in uniben worthwhile ! Better start tinking of hw u will do xploits 4 d lord as the day draws in.....remain blessed !

GreatAustin: Pls i need your opinion on dis issue: i hav been offered Admission into d faculty of Education in UNIBEN via direct entry bt i see 4year first degree. am i going to start in 100level?

Nony1: Uniben does not do structural engineering neither do dey do pure statistics.....uniben will correct it wen d list is pasted on kofa....dis yrs d.e list in jamb website...even wen last yrs d.e list never dey jamb website....dats kul !

Jenni_angel: amen, thanks bro. Wer av u been nau? Congrat to u too

ablejoe: Join me and praise d Lord. Have been given admission 2 read bus admin at uniben. Scored 55, finished upper 4rm yabatech (bus admin)

optimiza: checked uniben site says 68%,checkd jamb for result verification says no result yet,checkd jamb for admission status says no admission yet. wat culd possibly b wrong wt dis discrepancy. needless not to say uniben site has authentic info.i rememberd silly stuff lik dis took place in POST UTME

STORM2: Athena! Omodave! Success!! I dey see una oh! Go sleep na!! Exam don finish hahahaha....

omodave:
Oh boy!!!! if i may ask what dept. did dat friend of urs chose?

STORM2: Na wa o! First of all I'm home...safely...lol
GIST/COMPLAINT::::::::
Our driver was mad oh!
He was ROUGH! And to make matters worse he was razz (fake timaya looking tinz)
On our way we met a soldier checking point ..and because of drivers appearance the soldier said he would keep us there for 4hrs
Okay oh! That's how 30mins went ....enough begging.
Then journey continued and driver was too busy adjusting his sunglasses to hold steering well (james bond tinz)
He almost ran into a truck, almost hit a jeep from back, almost ran over a bike man...nna eh
I'm so glad I'm home oh....pls if u see timaya looking driver no enter bus oh hian!
@jenni shey u're home now?
@all...welcome back...

Jenni_angel: hahaha, pls dnt be jealous, yea we sure had a gr8 n wonderful time, anyway we will make it up to u on our matric day by God's grace. Greatest greetings

danevans19: Hello pals, how was d exam? I thanked God 4 making the exam a successful one. God will make our wish come 2 pass IJN. @Quest, sorry 4 d incident. I pray u recover sharply in IJN. Admisson is guaranteed 4 us all. Greetings 2 @storm, @temi, @jenni, @success, @planetuzor n so on

Jenni_angel: @success_born, how was ur exams? It was so unfortunate dat i couldn't see u in person yesterday, anyway hope u ar gud?

Temicare: Storm...whr u @

STORM2: Success in this exam to all of us oh! Can't wait to meet y'all
I'm off till after paper....nighty night boo #big hug#

Temicare: Friends...considerin d @mosphere 4 benin,inside sch precise...dr is no enviromental sanitation watever ooo...as I coul c ppl movin freely..d rain is even anoda factor...Let's us all work 2wards d hour of 9-10am..#4 our meetins tins na#

STORM2: Success in this exam to all of us oh! Can't wait to meet y'all
I'm off till after paper....nighty night boo #big hug#

omodave: gudmorning my beautiful family

Jenni_angel: Hey God ooo! D devil is a liar. My tooth is aching me so badly. #inpains#

Jenni_angel: thank u so much dear. Sucex in ur exam. Dats even ur name

Temicare: Hi all...as regards 2 our meetin 2morow 4 a brief formal introduction 2 increase d knowledge of each oder...Temicare in collabo wit plantain...nah! i mean planteuzor,we r plannin 2 take a guick photograph of we potential Uniben Student n oder stuff...I solely implore Evry1 2 b present in FACULTY last bustop...( inside d sch)...


***note***....9:45am...however,u can call 2 verify#

omodave: little advice for all, try and leave b4 the enviromental if u are far frm the campus to avoid traffic congestion after the sanitation

da ceo1: hello guys success to you all as u write ur exam 2moro.... Listen to this u shall be among of those matriculating nxtyear... Gods grace shall abide wf u truout ur exam... Jst belive, do d little u knw and leave d much for God... @storm, temicare, ablejoe, quest c, omodave, planetuzor and odas numerous 2 mention i'm waiting 2 attend ur matriculation ceremony...

Jenni_angel: thanks hun, i av landed oo

Temicare:

Q~k/m...
Q=k/m...equ 1

N~q3
So,our N=q3
Automatically,
Q=N⅓
Substitute it in equ 1
Wen n=1,m=2
»N⅓=k/m
»(1)⅓=k/2
»1=k/2
K=2
Now let's find N in terms of m,havin d rel lyk dis
N⅓=2/m
»N=(2/m)3
»N=8/m3
So,I go 4 opt D

Well, I stand 2 b corrected...Good mornin guys!

Temicare:

Q~k/m...
Q=k/m...equ 1

N~q3
So,our N=q3
Automatically,
Q=N⅓
Substitute it in equ 1
Wen n=1,m=2
»N⅓=k/m
»(1)⅓=k/2
»1=k/2
K=2
Now let's find N in terms of m,havin d rel lyk dis
N⅓=2/m
»N=(2/m)3
»N=8/m3
So,I go 4 opt D

Well, I stand 2 b corrected...Good mornin guys!