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Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:45pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



On par*

U shud be thankfull to ur mother cos if not for her dick mongering foolishness u wudnt hve been here showing ur stupidity and hoe-ness for me to correct cheesy
And this monosyllabic depiction of your mental frigidity is all the response your brain can muster?

Another dead weight hampering the smooth sailing of the ship of mother earth.
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:
grin cheesy grin cheesy why re u pained

Ure the one that has been seeking my attention nd hunters attention since yesterday bitch angry dont lie

Or maybe some fungi in ur cvnt are shifting around nd the disgusting tickling sensation is affecting that ur 50naira custard brain grin


The only reason you were born is because the bald floozie you called a mother never believed in using prophylactics. But now she believes in disowning a child who is a byword for failure even by a prostitute's standard.

Your mother should actually have her ovum surgically removed without anaesthesia and her pussy which takes more dick than Heathrow international airport takes aircraft sewn up leaving just a tiny orifice for urináry pipe

That's the sure way for the demented hooker to cease producing little bastards which are inferior to domestic dogs

your home is no better than a cattle breeding ground owned by two failed couples who are inherently inferior to chacma-baboons in breeding and by birth

When your mother eventually dies, the words; "Cold-blooded Dick Queen And cheapest whóre Ever " should be crested on her gravestone

While your dad should be buried beside her with the words; " lackey cockold bondsman"

Your birth marks are another proof that the factory of nature has grave error and your death will be another relief, the earth shouldn't labour to hold the weight of another unproductive purge of nature.

You're still less than the value of a pig's dung . If it were possible you should go back to the factory of nature and be recycled as tissue paper to be used to wipe shiit off.

Your family is the living proof supporting Darwin's theory of evolution that humans evolved from baboons.

Your life hasn't even worth the smelly fluid your mother's pussy emitted in birthing a slip of humanity like you.

Breathing corpse!

Oya, get give me a quick reply again, let me blow you out.

Highly recommended idiot!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:33pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



Read what u posted and explain cos i dont do gibberish bitch
Your cognition is still at par with candy-loving girls in junior high!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:31pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




Yh thanks to nairaland uve succeed in having something to do through out today.. cos u wud have melted away like butter in one 78 yr old babas room after he has spewed his magots into that ur whale mouth... or maybe u wud have been splitting urself with a cucumber the size of ur fat legs cos u soo numb down there nd cant feel shii undecided

I know ure enjoying all this insults nd uve already mentally achieved multiple orgasms from these jabs cos ure a deranged downgrade of a market madwoman

So much charged emotions and you didn't even manage to make sense at the very end.

The only thing that you succeeded in putting forth is your mental anguish

Maybe the dirty floozy you call a mother was too poor to treat her staphylococcus that resulted in birthing an internet vagabond like you.

Attention-jockeying idiot!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:25pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:


olosho cheesy
ashawo cheesy
prostitute cheesy
HARL0T cheesy
WH0RE cheesy
hoe cheesy
plaything cheesy
sex-slave cheesy


cheesy cheesy

you did try-- twice. But you initiated the whole jabs until you found out you were dealing with one whose mental boots none in your cursed lineage, made up of lounge-lizards and curb prostitutes are fit enough to lace!

I still think if your mother wasn't as cheap as a bottle of water, there's no way an unmotivated drunkard like your father ,who couldn't carry his own weight, could ever convince her to carry his seed.

After all, you're the living proof they both have inferior DNA less evolved than that of a tree-hoping chimpanzee!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:19pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:


U basically serving up ur cursed syphillis stricken ass on a platter

Ure already dead bitch there is nothing left to hit... cheesy

the earth wont accept for burial the cheap prostitute who birthed you.

Your mother's pussy will rot faster that other parts of her corpse due to the assorted mixture of alcohol-laden sperm that serviced her.

After all, her life is still in deficit having birthed a failure like you.

Unadulterated swine!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:17pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:


I know u dont have a life thats why uve been up here since morning calling me nd hunter out....
Anything u say just has a way of sounding stupid and foolish grin grin
Dont force urself bitch... go ask ur mother to read u the chronicles of her soured yeast plus cocci infected mucus cunt soo that ul know when ur agbalagba father spewed his inferior slime seed into her gutter and caused u to be born this stupid

My words are stupid but they stung you hard enough to make you haul them back at me because you lack the mental improvisation to come up with something original!

I still think your mother was dumb and desperate enough to pay her own bride price out of her prostitution yields and anal bonuses. After all, of what value could she be to any decent man, when even your deadbeat father married her as the line of least resistance

Na thunder go perform open surgery take divide that your testicles.

I swear Nairaland is solving more psychological disorders and mental epilepsia than all the behavioural scientists and psychotherapists put together.

Any plonker may just jolt out of his bed, swipe his mobile screen and type his fantasies away.
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:12pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:



hahahha

olosho! Olosho! Olosho! Olosho!

Why did i even delete that comment where the hoe admitted to being a prostitute cheesy cheesy

lemme go and find it again cheesy cheesy

ahsawo!! Ashawo!! Ashawo!!

Once an olosho always an olosho....

Abeg carry ur decaying cunt dey go jareh cheesy cheesy

pathetic son of a curb prostitute. What are you waiting for to type something different? Until your mother eventually changes her roach-bitten panties?
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:09pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



Bastard bitch of a thousand fathers

Bitch hit me with your best shot!
Or forever remain the pusssy you are!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 8:01pm On Aug 31, 2017
[quote author=pu7pl3 post=60010603]



and the scatterbrained idiot keeps repeating same sentence and line over and over again.

The sperm that formed you must belong to a brain-dead idiot whose only contribution to your life is the weak Bleep of your mother
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:58pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



Soo bitch i really hit that nerve cheesy cheesy

Well i was aiming for it angry

Ur mother looks at u everyday nd ure a constant reminder that life aint fair cos ure a carbon copy of her fungi ridden pussy life... ur dad died miserabely out of depression and ure walking down that miserable generational path

U are soo stupid bitch... ure soo stupid its a blessing for u wenever i reply u cos ure always only surrounded by deranged crackheads (ur family) that want to give up on life

Hit a nerve? You wish!
But is this supposed to be a diss? You this boy that is as demented as a rabies infected dog.
still yapping like a tormented ape. See how I made you change from a pretentious quack into a seething lunatic trying to even up on the brutal diatribe I unleashed on you.

your mother will bury you with tears and a broken spirit and she will die alone and lonely with no one to buy her a coffin.

Your corpse shall be rejected at every mortuary it is taken to until it will be dumped on the bare floor of an overcrowded one.
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:52pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



Her dad will soon seize her phone cos she has post utme this month grin grin
you son of a navel-gazing slave!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:51pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:


good evening olosho on leave cheesy cheesy

olosho still dey go on leave? cheesy cheesy

Pu7pl3 i told you shes a 19 year old preparing for post utme for the 4th time cheesy

see the way she was pained and had to quote me when i revealed her true age cheesy cheesy
your mother's prostitute disposition is alive in you. You lie like a low-class street gay h00ker.

Pathetic. You're just a disposable piece of human waste.

And to think the earth is orbiting tirelessly to keep unproductive idiots like you alive is frustrating.
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:45pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



Im sure ur mother looked like smeagle thats why ure the uglier version...
. The night king on my dp wud rather spit on u nd die than touch u... embarassed

Even just the tought of making contact with u will send a mad man running for his life cos u soo fvcking ugly bitch

There's a reason your mother's grave will be marked as "The cheapest whóre in mpumalanga". That's because the dumb bitch was not even bright enough to calculate her monthly cycle.

The only reason you were born is because your bald father never believed in using comdóms so you eventually survived multiple abortions after she discovered the seed of a drunken (your father) kwerekwere had flagellated her diseased-overtaken ovum!


Up until this moment, your family members were given burials unbefitting for domestic animals, because all of you are dispossessed vagabonds with no history or heritage.

You are even starting to lose it cos you can't spell correctly anymore, so pissed now and am venting all my anger on you
C'mon boy! You can do better
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:38pm On Aug 31, 2017
[quote author=sunshineR post=60010156][/quote]Behold, the son of an unashamed lazy prostitute !
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:38pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




Good thing u know i can cool

This is the only almost good thing u know in ur life... how come
.
Stupid lil bitch angry

Go back and reread this time, slowly!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:33pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




Ure a psychedelic incompetent pussy offering specie

Man, your life is already in a Midlife crisis. If you aren't a failure, then failure should have a new meaning!

Your birth is akin to a natural disaster. Nairaland has suffered the indignity of putting up with your mental paralysis for the past 3 months and it's time I light your wake-keeping candles.
Your momma will be more relieved knowing your fate is sealed in a coffin 6 feet underneath.
She already severed contacts with the mediator who match fixed her with your dad!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:27pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




Check wat u typed bitch undecided

I knew it from the beginning that u had a very thick skull with less to nothing inside it embarassed

Bitch u dont even know what u want to say.. stick to ur dick mongering biz bitch

I know your already depleted intellect can't fully comprehend my words, more reasons I didn't want to go "all" on you but you asked for it, you this psychoneurotic debased loser
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:23pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




Help her life b4 she dies of loneliness
You're the morally depleted dweeb
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:20pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




HOE HOE HOE grin cheesy

Oya tell me im boring tongue

Bitch u the walking definition of piracy cos there was no copyright wen ur stupid degrading body was formed at yaba left


I know what you are trying to do, bore me out so I'll stop

Well, I'll shock you today
And why is that dumb asxhole scared of facing me "one on one"?
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:18pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




If u wanna run run bitch quit giving stupid excuses


Ur excuses are as stupid as ur mother on heat
All you're good at is churning long uncorrelated epistle just to feel good about your mediocre intellect.

Your father is the pure-breed idiot whose brain power was only able to fetch him a ranger job.
a hunting dog hasn't got more brainpower than you this gay fibber

Imma go kanye on both of you, you wanted to see how far I can go, I told.you I won't stop till I see your tribute post or you surrender and leave with your back
Bitch ass
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:14pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



I dont fucking know... maybe she on another level of deranged cheesy
The most dangerous state a man can ever find himself is to be a fool and think himself wise and all-knowing.

You're in such a place and irredeemably lost in your stiff-necked arrogance.
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:09pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:



lmfao

are you for real? shocked shocked
the hoe said that cheesy cheesy

since when oloshos begin take leave cheesy cheesy

Are you in a habit of seeing yourself from a critic's purview? You're a mental oasis in a desert of intellectual shammers.

You've got enough mental juice to last the 5 foolish virgins.
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:05pm On Aug 31, 2017
sunshineR:


honestly i wouldnt be surprised if shes an 18 or even 19 year old preparing for post utme cheesy cheesy

cos i cant imagine her being older than that or working.............................

The hoe was even disturbing me with yeye mentions at work today.......
She think say i get her time...

Like i'm jobless like she is cheesy cheesy

Ah, you're a rattlepated internet idiot

We know the lifespan of your self-esteem lasts for as long as you last internet subscription. But pretending your life holds more value than a blade of cow grass is insulting even to stray street dogs.

Your level of internet mal-adaptation and cyber-mania is the sampling blueprint why the Buhari administration wants to stifle freedom of expression over the internet.

No wonder your parents are looking to adopt at 80 because they have mortgaged the remainder part of your bleak destiny to Nairaland with the hopes it can salvage anything out of you.

Your life has more junk than a public sewage pit
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 7:02pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



grin grin... really undecided

Im sure uve bin fantasizing bout throwing up that drillhole cunt of urs for me embarassed

Move bitch getawt the way cool there is no cure to ur chronic case of cocci pussy infestation

And the fight went boring
Arrghh!! You scared of confronting me or what?
Lemme leave you and that truck pusher who keeps claiming he's at work
Bye! But if you got more hits lemme know
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 6:59pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



Oh u care bout my brain too cheesy wink.... i wont run mad hun wanna knw why? Its too easy cool taking u to school today is probably the best thing someone has ever done to ur dick mongering life grin
People like you may be genetically identical to a hamadryas baboon, you Cassava-chewing Billy goat.

So many scatterbrained psychos polluting humanity with their unchained stupidity, and you're a pathetic attention-seeking fool
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 6:48pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



grin grin u care about me... touching embarassed

Bitch i gave u work to do but u still jobless sad u need help ASAP

Better still u can broaden ur spectrum by disinfecting ur mothers Ahole with one hand nd handpicking ur own stinky hole cheesy



The only reason you were born is because your witless mother was never able to calculate her period.

So boring. You are a breathing form of staphylococcus in motion. You're so lethargic you can actually spread gonoarrea by merely blowing someone a kiss.

Your mother abandoned you on the streets to continue fücking like an unhinged bonobo-chimpanzee after her multiple abortion attempts on your foetus failed.
Only by drinking cow urine can your thirst for dirty dicks be cured. Gay asshole

Byproduct of gángbáng!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 6:40pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:



Bitch who are u tryna use reverse psychology on grin grin

I know its alot of work but u shud atleast try...

Gimme smtn to wrk with here bitch

Is your brain rebooting? Please don't stress the brain much before it loses the last bolt holding it in place and you get to run mad finally
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 6:38pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:


Sorry but ur attempt at sarcasm is as poor as ur whole generation of depleted smelly cunts sad

I don't really expect a mentally deranged human who's not only sick upstairs but also hungry to understand sarcasm, you should try getting food into your belly. Didn't you steal today?
That has been the job of the fathers before you and you have gladly taken up the trade but be careful before you are roasted like goat meat
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 6:34pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:

Go back to swallowing slime bitch...


grin grin is that ur family recipe Il pass grin

Oh! I guess you are outta lines, lemme chill and relax. When you reload please fire me up
I hate doing boring fights tbh
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 6:30pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




Wtf... funny u were the one braggn bout how vast ur vocabulary is sad


If u dont know what it means then i cant help u... only God can cos it was ur grandpas shrine ur miserable father deposited ur brain in

Its obvious you are still a kid since you can't understand simple sarcasm, can't believe I've been arguing with a kid who can't wash his undies clean yet

Damn!!
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by succyblinks(f): 6:28pm On Aug 31, 2017
pu7pl3:




I sense admiration from this bitch cool

Well u can take it nd shove it down ur bottomless fungi raided cunt angry

If saying I admire you is the way you can console yourself from all the tears you are shedding right now, I won't stop you. I would hate to hear of your death tomorrow anyways.


But joke apart, your momma used to mix craze and garri for you to drink abi?

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