pu7pl3:




Ouch... did i hurt ur feelings ... u soo pained u cant even type shii right

Run along and continue ur dirtycunt handpicking buisness u can do ur momma too (after u finish urs probably not in this life time)

Hurt? That's a new term, I haven't heard of it ever, do you mind telling me the meaning?

pu7pl3:



Bitch u got serious emotional problems.... ur father already used ur creative thinking nd all he cud get from it is more misery than he cud handle thats why he died alone in a hut cursing ur mothers smelly pit for vomiting u into existence

At least I have a father, you are the love child of your mother and one of the dogs which was owned by a man she once served as a maid

I am sure that you never cease to amaze yourself with the insane ranting that emanates from your mouth

BTW where did a village lunatic manage to stumble across a phone keyboard, or are you a pickpocket who survives by stealing?

pu7pl3:






Okay cos i pointed out how jobless u re ure trying to decieve ur destiny and ur future that ure busy

Or better still uve taken my earlier advice bout handpicking ur stinkiy cunt

I laugh this poverty stricken goat, even if I remain jobless for 10years I can still feed you and the "thing" left of your almost dead mother

pu7pl3:



I think im bringing out the best in you

Cos frankly nothing good can seemingly come out of ur mothers soured sewer hole of a cunt

I am what is in between you and giving up on ur dick mongering hoe life... ure trying to spread the bitterness ur mother vomited from her whale mouth cunt when she finally gave birth to u with mucus and magots from the numerous stds she contacted from more than 600 men (none of which is ur father)

Smh.... seriously u are soo bored and jobless.... u shud try handpicking all the accumulated dead cells on ur decayed cunt maybe it will keep u busy

Awww!! Is that your best shot?

Well I can understand how had been for you, from how you were abused by your own mother, like your own mother! Tf? You had to face the gory sight of your mother's pusssy as you had to perform the act of fisting every night alongside 10 other men, this was done to help her orgasm and cure her from her mental illness which was caused by your grandmother who suffered same fate

Your lineage has been filled with mentally deranged people, now its your turn and every night you have to insert the biggest pestle in your house which you normally hid behind the door in your half room apartment which you share with 15 other mad men. You can't even afford adult diapers so you use rags being thrown away at the refuse dump to pad your already destroyed rectum which leaks and stench more than the pit toilet in the pit hole you call a compound

this isn't my full reply but am busy, next episode coming soon

pu7pl3:



Those words u just mentioned re summed up in this 3 letter word HOE

E-fighter plz ive faced far better... not a hoe bored wit her pathetic life of dick mongering

Please hasten up your reply or I'll take your silence as running away just the way your friend did.
I hate e-fights but someone has to teach fools like you moving with empty skulls some lesson.

pu7pl3:



Those words u just mentioned re summed up in this 3 letter word HOE

E-fighter plz ive faced far better... not a hoe bored wit her pathetic life of dick mongering

How old are you BTW? Hope I'm not having a brawl with a 17year old kid

Tf? That could be the reason you so dumb cos you still feed from your mother's public breaasts which is open 24/7 for as cheap as "five men for 5naira"
Damn! You have been fed from contaminated milk that even a pig would reject to wallow in, mehn! I ain having a brawl with a kid.

pu7pl3:



Those words u just mentioned re summed up in this 3 letter word HOE

E-fighter plz ive faced far better... not a hoe bored wit her pathetic life of dick mongering

And here we go with the boring old shii

Your brain was exchange for a bunch of elephant grass at birth no wonder you can even write a sentence with correct punctuation and rely on autocorrect to save your ass.

Where you not the beggar I helped with some cash the other day? You wanted to help your mum who was dying from ovarian cancer due to different ravaging deeks she had accommodated, I can see you were a bloody liar as you are the one suffering from brain cancer.

I heard you are also depressed, see ehn lemme come down to your type of language so you can understand me very well

Only you depressed, only you foolish, only you uneducated, only you tout and a street urchin, only you suffering from brain cancer, I would have said "jus kill yourself" but that would be wasting an already wasted life.

So please just go and visit the nearest ritualist den and make yourself useful for the first time in your life

pu7pl3:





hoe-certified

Ur attempts at being savage has been noted now clap for urself

Ok it seems you have managed to eat your grand sumptuous meal of garri and nuts, so you now have enough energy to talk

But wait! I thought I talked some senses into you last night, damn! Truly that saying is true
Beat a pig, bath a pig but a pig will still be a pig
Even God has given up on your level of senselessness, you just broke the world record of stupidity and you should go and collect your award as soon as possible

BTW! Seems hoe is the only word you know, but what are friends for? Lemme teach you some yabs

1. Idiot
2. Stupid
3.fool
4. Senseless

There are lots more and I'm sure you can at least be like your friend and Google search your replies and stop embarrassing the whole association of e-fighters

pu7pl3:






Bro i think tht 'certified' hoe has a crush on u but u kip ignoring her
Ure hurtn hoes feelings bruh

I would have gone hard on you now but I just remembered how you cowered on my first punch, you struck off as someone with depression, so I'm gonna pity your ass cos I ain want nobody to jump off the bridge cos I bullied him. So I'm letting you go but if I should find out you dare insult me indirectly, imma punch your ass so hard and make sure I don't stop till I see your tribute post on front page

Be warned!

sunshineR:


na wah o

you mentioned me earlier i ignored now you're quoting me again

na so you so much want my attention

Aunty i was using you to play a game and have fun and now i'm done using you

so please stop mentioning me

i'm at work and frankly you dey disturb me

abeg
i use Se.un take beg you...............no dey disturb me and dont quote me again abeg!!

Thank you as you comply

Want your attention??
I just want put you in your place, abeg make I leave you to work so you can earn your peanuts and cure your hunger

sunshineR:


yea good morning

there wasnt no clash of opinions between me and anybody o

i initially viewed this thread just to read funny comments and not to argue or contribute anything on this shiiiii cos afterall i aiint got a vagina nor long nails

saw feraless taking two ladies same time and doing pretty well at it .................i hailed his courage and called (perharps wrongly) the "two" ladies hoes

but one of them who admitted to being a real hoe in reality came crying and venting her frustrations on me...................the other who clearly aiint a hoe completely ignored..........

Plus there aiint friendship shiiiiii here and i didnt insult them for airing their opinions..................,........saw a guy saying funny shiiiii and it made me laugh shikena


modified: did you hypnotize me or something .........still wondering why i explained this whole shiiiiii to you when i could have just ignored

succyblinks good morning dear

And he ran!!!
Google has ran out of replies for you, don't ever fuxk with this moniker again
Bitch ass

Babybunny:
Lol

NL peeps are really funny

@ Cinderella and succyblinks learn not to take arguments here personal

@fearlez and sunshiner your fingers need deliverance . una no get chill at all

And who are you again?

sunshineR:


yea good morning

there wasnt no clash of opinions between me and anybody o

i initially viewed this thread just to read funny comments and not to argue or contribute anything on this shiiiii cos afterall i aiint got a vagina nor long nails

saw feraless taking two ladies same time and doing pretty well at it .................i hailed his courage and called (perharps wrongly) the "two" ladies hoes

but one of them who admitted to being a real hoe in reality came crying and venting her frustrations on me...................the other who clearly aiint a hoe completely ignored..........

Plus there aiint friendship shiiiiii here and i didnt insult them for airing their opinions..................,........saw a guy saying funny shiiiii and it made me laugh shikena


modified: did you hypnotize me or something .........still wondering why i explained this whole shiiiiii to you when i could have just ignored

succyblinks good morning dear

Ok am back!
Seems like your foolishness was imbedded in you when you were born or could it be hereditary? I don't expect the combination of a prostitute and an arm robber to bring forth any good but I wasn't expecting it to be this bad

Or could it be hunger that ate what was left of the organ you called brain that was passed down to you by your no good parents, well I can't really give you the exact diagnosis of your mental illness but I can help you
How much is your salary a month, I would double it for you to come and be a cleaner at my church. So you can be earning enough money to cure the ravaging hunger taking over your senses and at same time praying to God to heal you

Either ways you get to be cured, wahyasay? Its a good deal

And please don't say hoe again cos that shii is boring than your parents sex life

CosmicJames:

You can do better than that.
What did you say before the Doc guy quoted you?

See you can't read and comprehend, please go back and read but this time, slowly! I ain your English teacher

Oya swerve

sunshineR:





i aiint no sexist missy

and yea healthy you say
but i tell you that lady up there knows not what a healthy pussy looks like

shes got a smelling rotten cunt with 6 diff STDs .............#saynotoprostitution



PS: i think you mentioned the wrong person though cos i never made any contribution on the topic............plus i didnt say all kitten stink i was only refering to the decayed pussy of succyblinks (no hard feelings hun ).........

i know there are clean healthy pussy just like there are clean healthy dicks

Bitch!! Seems like you are not tired yet, jus hold lemme switch phones

pu7pl3:





Countless zeros ok.... speech reserved

Soo why d hell re u praising ur vocab when uve done nothing to show it

Ok i see what ure doing here.... u really scared cos ure not sure ure up to standard... all i askd were snippets of ur soo called superior vocab nd ure cowering

You don't insult my vocab with your poorly abbreviated words and don't give me that "social media" talk

pu7pl3:




Someone like me is the closest thing u hve now to escaping ur miserable boring life


Ur vocab soofar has been basic..... impress me (if u can)

Going off to bed and I would appreciate if I don't receive a mention from you on this post as it would bring me to start reading all the hateful words I said which is pretty sad, see you around!

pu7pl3:




Someone like me is the closest thing u hve now to escaping ur miserable boring life


Ur vocab soofar has been basic..... impress me (if u can)

Miserable I really don't know your definition of being miserable but if you call being independent and have countless of zeros in an account balance as being miserable then damn! I wanna remain miserable all my life

Abeg I love sticking with basics whenever I'm conversing with people like you but maybe someday you could have the rare opportunity to listen to my eloquent mind blowing speech

pu7pl3:




I can see ure bored nd looking for somthing to do (attention seeker)


Talking bout vocab soo far uve not shown urself to be formidable in any way so wtf u talkn bout

I swear this leave got my ass freaking bored!

"I haven't shown myself formidable"; seeing that statement coming from someone like you almost made me pee cos of laughter

sunshineR:




would have loved to give her one last reply but you're prolly right plus my ba3 just went down...........

Thank you maami

make i dey go jareh,,,,,,,,,,,,,the fighting here don too much

Don't tell me you are bowing out! What a shame and I was actually enjoying it and I thought you did too or was i going too hard on you or you ran out of clapbacks? well I can't force you

See you around

pu7pl3:





why u taking it personal

Its obvious u dnt hve any regard for ur family or urself

Il take the high road nd give u the benefit of the doubt

Quote ur ancestors

I can imagine the tears behind those laughing emojis
But no hard feelings bro, we'll still meet someday and probably you would have upped your Vocabulary to go "head on head" with me

Till then

sunshineR:


hahahah

the M0R0N just spent her time checking google for a reply

just like i evisaged; she really hs no home training and no respect for her mom

i throw a jab at her and instead of talking back at me the olosho just had to display her disgusting attitude and stupid self by insulting her mum ..................i aiint walking down that family shiii with you hoe cos unlike you i've respect

and for the record if you like kill yourself i wont stop calling you what you are......"a cheap worthless local olosho"



you're sooo shameless, irrelevant, worthless, inconsequential, overly stupid and a big retarded M0R0N with slackened rotten pussy

jeez! ur pussy smells like expired viju milk mixed with soured 4-weeks old beans..................the stench just drained my battery life

lemme go plug my phone.......i dey come for you hoe

Jeez! You are boring me out! Please come up with something new. The hoe story is boring tbh
I attack your mum cos she definitely didn't train you up well else you won't go around calling unknown people hoes for no just reason

Or could it be poverty?? I heard that shii is worse than HIV and hepatitis combined

Abeg charge fast, am so enjoying this brawl. The net is so boring

pu7pl3:




Ure just a fake attention seeker look at u contradicting ur siggy


Cos ur comprehensive reasoning is as shambolic as ur multi ploughed pussy doesnt mean that he replied u from google.... (im sure thats what u do too) cos a hoe with a brain like urs only understands wht the hungry dicks u work on tells u

Hoe, hoe hoe! Is that the only word registered on your weak brain?
But what do I expect? I jus read that garri affects the eyes but I guess I have to make an exception for your case, too much garri is really taking a toll on your mental health. I could barely understand the gibberish you regarded as a writeup suitable for bringing me down

For Pete sake you could be a sales boy those ones with torn trousers and faded tops who hustle for customers at alaba, what you call salary is my tip to uber drivers and cleaners

I read somewhere also that hunger makes one mentally unstable so what do you say, lemme take you out for lunch and you can eat those foods who have always wanted to eat but can only do so in the dream
Don't thank me, If I don't help you who will? Definitely not your poverty stricken family who can barely feed one complete meal a day

People wen go chop ban for this thread many die and I know say I dey among, make I jus dey comment and quote as I like cos this kin ban fit be till 3017

pu7pl3:




Entering this battle wit u wud be brutal cos its already a handicap mis match wit sunshineR putting u in ur place....



Il just watch on... dont gimme reason to make u curse ur wretched fingers

If you like duplicate yourself reach 50 una nr reach me handle. You mean that boy who reads my mention and checks Google for replies will put me in my place?

Oh my!!! Your stupidity is legendary, did you acquire it or it was inherited?

sunshineR:


weak punchlines?

whatever that means, it doesnt change the fact that you're a cheap cunt!



i said "two hoes up there" when i quoted fearlez and the real hoe (you) just had to come running over to come wail on my mentions

the strong gravitational force of prostitution must have pulled you to its centre and thats why you aiint ashamed to say you're an olosho and display you rotten, std infected pussy that smells like fresh cow dung





just watch how the pig that lacks proper home training come insulting her mother, female relatives and sisters instead having a go at me

bitches and real hoes would always get pained when they're called olsoshos

seems like hoe and olosho was the first words you learnt as a kid but who would blame you
Imagine the trauma of having to perform the act of fisting to a mother whose rims have been slackened by all owners of the male genital

I know that ugly childhood has robbed you of your mental wellbeing but don't worry I'm sure therapy would help and I'll gladly pay for it


But jokes apart, I could be arguing with one 15year old who just finished eating "mama thank u" na wa for cyber space giving voice to both dumb and mentally unstable people

CosmicJames:

Next time, don't say what you don't know.
It only makes you a fool instead.

I was looking at you with one eye because I know you were saying what you don't know and will only end up fooling yourself

Wtf are you saying? Where did I say anything concerning the male organ or you just wanna be noticed?
Now take your frustrated self outta my mention, its like some employers just paid salaries that's why low lifes can now afford data to spew trash

[quote author=pu7pl3 post=59980110]




A very elaborate form of backing out [/quote

Who are you again?
Please shoo off my mention and go play with the sand where your age mate belongs to]

sunshineR:


lmao

pu7pl3 i no tell you say the M0R0N na confam olosho...............
she just admitted it o

bae are you so despaerate for my attention that you had to quote me twice

too bad i dont do hoes...................

PS: dont reply me again if you dont want me putting you in ur place (at allen avenue)

Awwww!! What a weak punch line, and you did that out of shame of being called a weakling cos almost three guys has mentioned you waiting for your response

Oya lemme leave you alone before I bully you to commit suicide
Kpele ehn next time choose your battles wisely

TechAddiction:


Bro, e be like na ur turn wiv succyblinks ooo

Why the mention na? You can kindly kindly call him out without adding my name and I would want you to edit your post and remove my name now!

aprokomania:


NaOH is an alkali, not a salt. Did you pass chemistry at all?

Must you add insult before passing your message? Sharing nl with kids nowadays is something else. You could see it was all a joke and you could have made your corrections jokingly too

Grow sense

You said you want your skin to shine? Well that's easy, I'm a cosmetologist and I can tell you what to do. Things you will need to make this morning and night body scrub are

1liter of glossy paint
1liter of kerosene (this is to make the cream much)
35ml of HCL (please go to a renowned pharmacy cos most of this people sell fake)
50grams of salt (NaOH please also buy original)

You will mix all this ingredients in a bowl preferably with a lid cover, you will appy this mix over your body every morning and night before you sleep, wait two weeks and see your skin even the sun will be jealous