₦airaland Forum

ExInferis:
Oh so you people too do marry 'em young.

https://www.nairaland.com/4059279/17-year-old-girl-weds-18-year-old-boy

Please they should allow him go in for a second time, so his ravishing sexual hunger can be cured

https://www.nairaland.com/4047564/only-raped-once-35-year-old-suspect

ExInferis:
All good news so far.

https://www.nairaland.com/4060264/mans-head-broken-delta-after

Killing plonkers like you is my specialty.

I will soon unleash more expletives on you before the referee comes in.

ExInferis:
Whatever rocks your boat, asshole.

I got 31 likes and counting.....you got nothing. Means what i said hit home.

Meanwhile there's video of christians eating man flesh in jos.

That's low, even for you godless punks.

You definitely can't sink lower than cannibalism.

Now, fukk off.

Go bust a nut and release some pressure.

And to think you even counted "likes" as a measurement for an "intelligent" writeup makes me wonder;

how matured are you really?

Well here are some "good news" from your so blessed and morality conscious region
I know you will wan.k to them

There are the height of jealousy and wickedness
https://www.nairaland.com/4054692/woman-throws-stepdaughters-into-well

Oh! C'mon y'all he just wanted some fresh young pussies
https://www.nairaland.com/4051343/old-man-flogged-raping-little

I'm sure he just wanted to check if his lizard still spits straight
https://www.nairaland.com/4056488/see-little-girl-abducted-raped

The girl was at fault here, how could she date another "denomination" of Muslim when the denomination she's from are yet to be sexually satisfied
https://www.nairaland.com/3946438/indian-muslim-raped-murdered-stuffed


Even their educated ones are not left out, damn! What a region!!

https://www.nairaland.com/4016190/medical-doctor-bauchi-beats-wife

I'm sure the drugs where a "peace" offering unto the ever peace loving Allah
https://www.nairaland.com/3325687/saudi-bound-nigerian-pilgrim-excretes-76

I heard hunger makes one mad, else I don't understand this
https://www.nairaland.com/4053952/hot-water-poured-baby-jealous
https://www.nairaland.com/3306213/toddlers-brutalized-stepmother-kaduna-photos
https://www.nairaland.com/4025110/mans-corpse-found-river-katsina

Oh well! Allah is the greatest isn't he?
https://www.nairaland.com/4058183/man-attacked-two-women-hammer

There was this other thread where kemi called out a lesbian muslim girl and one other thread about a proud lesbian Muslim also. I searched for the threads but I think its been hidden by your fellow "moralist". Damn! Nobody gon spoil the "snow white" religion with some freaking lesbianism

I could go on and on man! Its no news that your region is cursed with the "peace" religion.

Come to my side and see how your morally upright girls behave, under those long smelly skirts lies a std infected, smelling cesspit they call a vagina which sells very cheaply, in fact they don't sell it they "give it out". Once you as a man buy from their pungent smelling herbs, the pussy comes as a bonus.

I rather stay with morally decadent people and have my human rights fully exercised, go to the north and see small girls being ravished by vvf, bunch of illiterates whose happiness comes from procreation, no wonder they give birth more than rats, turning all of them to beggars and the girls are bundled as sex slaves to their masters old enough to be their grandfather

Point out one highly educated and well placed Muslim girl who isn't a politician's daughter and I'll show you 100s of SS and SE girls toping world charts. I don't blame you, I would be frustrated too if I happened to be born in a hellhole

My fellow foodites, please I have two challenges

1. I've been trying out some baking and frying skills but my chinchin has refused to turn up crunchy. I have tried dozens of recipes online but they still come out with just little crunch and me and my peeps loves a very hard crunch, I have done all and all yet I still haven't gotten it right, I don't know if there's a "secret" ingredient which is added for the crunchiness. Please help me out

2. My pound cake is not as strong as the ones in stores, I've used different recipes too yet it either comes out too soft and oily or too hard and dry and I follow every recipe to the last letter. Please anyone with the "real Nigerian pound cakes like the ones sold in stores recipe?

Please help me out! I have dumped all my equipments and products I got because I can't seem to get the things right

Please oh! Actors guild should come to his aid oh!

I just can't stop watching October 1st where he effortlessly killed the role with his magnificent accent, the guy is more than good oh!
If its money issue they should inform the public so they can open a gofundmd account so as to save his life please

TheLogicalMind:
There's a reason why the Edo/Delta axis dominates prostitution rings and women trafficking. What is particularly disturbing is that they're not even ashamed of it. I always have to warn my unmarried siblings not to pollute our family bloodline with Edo blood.

So as your pure breed of God sent siblings have refused to marry from Edo bloods now, how have that affected the progress rate of the region or have it in any way inhabited others from getting married from there too? Foolish tribalistic bigots, please get out of my mention with your hate and unfound generalization

P.s; last time I checked the biggest prostitution den in Nigeria was found in lagos, oya tell me its delta and Edo that's there, please educate yourself very well before coming outside else you end up fooling yourself

HungerBAD:
Interesting.

I like you already.

How are you doing today?

I don't know if its my warri creole you like or me, so I dnt even know what language to write with but anyways, I'm doing great / I hold my side tight

40kobo77:
No Vex.

We fit know each other sef. Hold on make i send you one private message.

No wahala na, I full ground remain

40kobo77:
Omote Na Mavor? no vex.

How you dey?so you be PELE babe?i believe you die no vex.

Omo you Bleep up just now sha, if you see the way I don charge jus now ehn. But with this your reply I don calm don and I don know say u na correct guy. But nr dey carry misyarn concerning my pele oh cos I fit kill person put, u understand?

I be full bloodied Pele pikin oh jus that my oldman nr be from here sha

40kobo77:
Not in Urhobo land.

They say the Hausa men treat their women/wives as an object,that is suppose to be seen but not heard.

People saying that have not visited Urhobo land.

They are the worst. Very backward as regards womens rights.

Ibori used his muscle to put his daughter in an elective position,and she is the only one in an elective position in the whole of urhoboland.

Shame. This woman will be frustrated by their backwardness.

Sapele that still forces even their educated women to do female circumcision before marriage. You want a wife that you want to enjoy?leave Sapele women alone,as that "Arousal" thing in them has been cut off.

With all due respect, you should learn how to use your brain and stop generalizing.
Since all my years of living there I have never heard of people doing female circumcision, and like every other town it comprises of almost all the tribes in Nigeria so saying "sapele women" is completely stupid and ignorant to say the least

40kobo77:
The truth is painful right?i asked a simple question and as an Agbari man you are dodging the question. I have followed your write ups here, you and that fratermathy or something fellow, and you guys are pretty much informed about the Urhobo Nation.

My question again. How many women are holding elective positions in the whole of Urhobo land?just shamefully answer and NO DEY FORM FIGHT.

I think you should " unshamefully" answer his question too
In your land where women are not oppressed, how many women are ruling?

Iffa woosh all this fake news carriers ehn! Where in sapele is she contesting for chairmanship abi na for social media she dey do her campaign?
We have only one unrivalled contestant here, so I will take the news as plain horseshit

sweeterman:
kid

Anything else sensible you would like to add?

sweeterman:
DELSU Wonder Woman.. ABK defender... keep it up....

jus know what u experience at the school may be different from another person...

so choose ur words wisely

Even if what I experience is different from others, have you ever heard that " news flies"?
Even little harassment and punishment given in any faulty spreads like wide fire and so far I haven't heard of such! So Mr man run along now!

vic4real22:
what that person u are quoting said was nothing but a bitter truth. I graduated frm that school i knw what i passed through, It seems u are saying what u don't knw.

When did you "graduate" from the school? I would advise you to go back there for latest info instead of showcasing your ignorance

lonelyhrt:
you better keep quiet and don't say what you don't know

You should be the one to keep quiet, delsu abraka campus has very little cases of corruption and harassment, and that can't be wiped away totally

Don't quote me if you don't have anything sensible to say

Evaberry:
This is big news

This is really good news for the student of delta State University, female student suffer at the hands of lecturers. The corruption in that university is something else.


lecturers demand for money before passing students, if you don't pay them give you D or at best a C

sexual harassment in Delsu is too much

That school is a life sucking agent

I will come back and modify to say more but for now lemme call lalasticlala and mynd44

Shut up! Don't say what you don't know
For the past three years delsu has known nothing but peace and serenity
Just hiding behind the keyboard to say what you don't know, even in the most peaceful society there is still some element of bad but saying its "too much" in delsu is absolute ignorance and foolishness to say the least

CosmicJames:
You too.

Don't mind the last part. It was deliberately added so the reply won't be boring.

Finally, I'm able to see you in your low cool tone!

I will will follow you for 30days. lol

I'm always in a cool tone not just cool but funny.
Alright! Happy following

CosmicJames:
God forbid!
How will I called you a fool?
I mean for what?
Was there any previous quarrel, aquement or something between us?

You probably read in a hurry and thought I called you a fool. I never did, and we never do.
Didn't you see in one of replies where I said I didn't mean to hate or insult you?

No wonder you were trying really hard to insult me. You thought I was insulting you.
That wasn't my intention and will never be.

The end of this matter be say, we probably misunderstood each other and end up aqueing for nothing.

Sorry if I insulted you OK? I never meant it that way.

BTW, who mentioning you epp?

You were actually making sense till the last part but no wahala
Its nice to see you finally understood me and vice versa
Have a nice time!

CosmicJames:
You can always do better than that.
Even if you don't know how to behave yourself and respect people offline, you don't need to show it online.

I wonder the kind of person you are offline and how people relate with you if you can't say a word without insulting whoever enters your lane.

You are so full of insult!
You may think that because you are on a faceless forum, you can act and behave anyhow. But by their fruits, we shall know them.

Let's assume that I didn't get your point. Does that calls for insult?

Must you be insultive to pass a message?

Don't forget that you can do better than the way you are right now

So the fool you called me when you mentioned me wasn't an insult?
Abeg oga I take the God wen u dey serve take beg u, you didn't get what I was against but insulted me twice for no reason
Abeg carry yourself comot for my mention abeg!

CosmicJames:
My bad. I definitely didn't put it correctly.
Here's the correct version of the message I'm trying to pass across to you:

"Next time, don't support what you don't know and you are not sure of. It only make you a fool instead"

I honestly don't mean to hate or insult you.

Pele

Who is this cocck-sucking gay ass nigga again?

You are the one making a fool of yourself here cos your brain doesn't comprehend what I was against but just jumped on my mention to spew trash
I don't blame you, I blame telecoms that made data very cheap

cheehummer:
https://www.facebook.com/girlieclothings/
This store is a front. They don't deliver any goods or have any to sell. I've been a victim and would hate to see anyone fall for their schemes. They have good pictures, seemingly attractive products and many followers. I fear many would still patronise them. Each time I make a post on their page, they of course block me.
#spreadtheword#saynotocrime#love

I went through the page and saw it was really a scam, you can do better by posting this on their comment section on all the pictures as I am already doing. I just can't imagine how many people must have fell for this scam

pu7pl3:
... Wich u seemingly cant get enough of nd certainly gettn addicted to

Socially mal-adapted pig with a maniacal impulse to be noticed by any means!

pu7pl3:
Thank u for ur understanding bitch

I always need to call u my bitch soo ur fatigued brain doesnt forget

The most dangerous state a man can ever find himself is to be a fool and think himself wise and all-knowing.

You're in such a place and irredeemably lost in your stiff-necked arrogance.

Whatever way you choose to explain your laughable position, you're still standing alone.

pu7pl3:
She is not here bitch

Ure the only lil bitch... my own bitch

and Stop trying to measure up. You disposable filth of humanity.

pu7pl3:
She is not here bitch

Ure the only lil bitch... my own bitch

I understand, you need to call her the name badly

pu7pl3:
Okay bitch

The only bitch here is the fool who birthed you

Well, I can understand that bitch is the name you called your mum, no wonder it has stuck to your fingers and tongue so I'll just ignore and know the name was really meant for your mum

pu7pl3:
Ive been callin u a bitch since na

Dats how u like it

So I won't stop pummeling your cancerous rectum till sense finally finds its way to your abode

pu7pl3:
What else do u want from me bitch..

Havent u cum enuf already

You were the one who asked for more pummeling by daring me and I won't stop til you stop the name "bitch"

pu7pl3:
Lil bitch

Tell me the mobile phone you're typing from isn't a psychotherapeutic tool to test your sanity level.

pu7pl3:
She has a mental case... she loves being insulted
It makes her feel fulfilled

You have very poor writing skills no wonder you're said to be a ghetto sprout using the internet to overcompensate for your slimming educational background. Tough luck for you.

pu7pl3:
Wtf bitch aint it way past ur bed time...

You're still skipping the crux of the matter