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It was beautiful reading experiences, thanks for sharing. I don dey laugh since 2am.

Ghost mode on Nairaland broken

Beze992:
Dated a colleague in office, though we both were in different branches, guy acted so perfect that you can hardly suspect him, never knew that was his modus operandi until I was transfered to his branch to realize that he was the resident community penis . Just ghosted him

Maybe he was the CSR admin

AmazingELixir:
Came to my house dressed like she was coming from some kind of weekly church service with headscarf and all, walked into my room, changed over to black Jeans and a skimpy top she brought out from her hand bag discarded the scarf parked her hairs properly with hair pins, applied lipstick and face powder, changed her shoes and off she goes to have a date with some fvck guy.

I searched my heart to see if it was broken to my surprise it wasn't because all we were are fvck mates, a beautiful tall ebony damsel that one, gives little or no stress, no financial demand of any sort, responds to my beck and call, all I had to do is buy her favourite vigil milk and short bread before she arrives.

She was magnanimous enough to suggest a party with her friend at some point and i chickened out...I still haven't forgiven myself on that nonsensical decision I took due to weak liver.

I relocated, lost my phone and lost complete contact with her, what a wild crazy girl she was.

Ok bye.

Wow.. This one long and wild o

Sniper101:
Of course I can't
...©0s I hardly do pr0st!tutes

Omo na be this one o

just2endowed:
I can't say mine lol. Just don't do long distance relationships. That's my advice

Me wey won learn from my oga before...

fabuloz1:
Same with me!
I haven't had any bad experience. I have had exes but they were good break up! some of them are married and we still talk and chat till this day. Normal talk o!

You just answered wetin I won ask for the last line, baddo... Normal abi? Issokay

SirKomA:
We were dating while living in the same hostel, she sleeps in my apartment while I sleep in hers. There was a day We had a Lil misunderstanding and kept malice for two days and on the third day she brought a Guy to sleep over in her apartment right in front of my nose. The nigga even greeted me with his hands on my bae's waistline.

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Omo, e go be like nollywood scene..

STARGREEN:
I couldn't believe that i followed this thread upto this page!

Me wey don dey follow the Whole topic since early mormor

Oyerinde16:
Gimme ur digit n I will stop playing bet9ja... Abj base 2

Chai, see line wey smooth... Make I con learn

Frankcallys:
Thanks bro, the lessons we learn in life

You can say that again.

lawrsmith:
I bought Snickers for her graduation ceremony in August 2018 she used the same Snickers for her pre wedding pictures in February 2019. Mind you, this is a girl i picked up from her lowest moment of her life. She lost her Dad few years back, during her HND1 her Mum died too, this is when I met her and she is the first issue.
She was at the verge of dropping out of school before I met her. I paid for her accommodation fee, school fees, handout, money for her up keep I even paid for her to sort some of the courses that she could not perform well as a result of her Mums death.
Just few months after her graduation, she broke up with me, he reason was that she needs to take care of her younger ones because she is the first issue. I don't think I can love again.

Eyah, thanks for sharing.. Never say never in life bro, if love catch up with you now... You go wax lyrics pass Eminem

Chuky7:
Lol we need to visit HR to change this policy...for long term reasons

Seconded sir, downward review actually. She go tension person finish o

erisegun:
no tell me say dem no rush you go hospital after hearing these statement

Bros abeg.

BLACKPRIEST:
Here's a brief description of an alpha male:

He's very proficient in his chosen field of interest (very important).

To ladies, he comes across as intelligent and very sociable. He gives ladies their due courtesy. It's for these reasons that many of them want to hang around him, but they're absolutely aware that there are boundaries they can NEVER cross in their dealings with him because, on several instances, he's made it crystally clear.

You know such a man by the aura and niceties of his personality, not necessarily by what he says. Such a man doesn't call himself an alpha male. You see it see it in his personality.

In conclusion, you, my friend, are not an alpha male. You're a misinformed boy.

Jesun!!!! !, this one here na gbas gbos

chumzyprech:
We dated for 1.8 years I used to have little change when I started dating her , I was in 200l she was in 100l. I don’t have time for any girl but when I first saw her I loved her I we started dating for, and then 9 months later we started having problem because of a boy she met online I will as her she will say the are just friends that the boy self he don’t know the boy the boy leaves in abroad but, I lockup and I will say we should brake up anytime she start giving me activities she go call her friends to beg me but to cut the story short they where Already dating online I noticed when I told her I’m tired this time she agreed once, a weak later the boy is I’m town she started uploading pictures the took together I begged her That I love her, she blocked me everywhere and when I’m able to reach her she will say if I want to die I can go and do that that they are other girls, she will say all those her friends dat are rushing me I should follow them she will end calls I, 2 months I begged her then later forgot about her because I know definitely one day she will regret all this. Well the reason I know she did this was that she started having eyes for big things at 18 she use all her money to by iPhones and human hair the worst was that I spoiled her , all the first thing she did with a boy was with me. Lol �Girls wicked Sha. I cried self

Eyah, pele

Gracejeri:
The dude travelled abroad. And I entered sch.. He then told everyone I got another buddy in sch.. And I'm like how the hell can a lady choose a boyfriend in sch over the one in Canada.. I shaa believed it wasn't made to be cos I never dated anyone till my final years.. That was years before we broke up.. I know say I go marry one day.. God abeg do fast I no wan fall into temptation.

Amen!!!

deavicky:
no mind am meanwhile my ex used the phone I bought for her for a very long time in her husband's house to the extent that I felt like buying her another phone.

Gbayii, you are doing well jare... Your reward na here e dey

Martinola:
Yeah i did, but had a hitch making the cashout

Team Cash out.. Boom geng

Rhaspody:
After NYSC camp, I came back to my sch gf and found out that she hadn't been living in her lodge for close to 2 months. she was staying with a guy and she swore that the guy didn't touch her for 2 months. I just ended the relationship in my mind and returned back to my PPA to be a fornicator. NYSC sweet sha

Oyaaaa, awon baddoo fornicator

BestOsai:
Eya!! His loss!! You r adorable.

Chai, I concur

EnterpriseMan:
Oh!! he agreed to the no cookie policy?? Well thats thats, he is stupid. If you want cookie, let it be known before you get into any relationship. i would never date any girl with the no cookie policy, too much stress would surface later... So you didn't even give him milk shake?

Han han bros, e wo ni milk shake

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
but he shouldn't have agreed to the no cookie policy in the first place if he knew he couldn't keep up. very useless and heartless boy.

Anywhere the boy dey sef, hin ears go dey vibrate and ring like phone ... You don finish am here. Only him foolish, useless, heartless

Be like say you stylishly gbadun the boy?

Dybala11:
Na you be the real MVP bro, I'm absolutely sure that the only reason I have money in my bank account right now is because there's no leech in form of girlfriend to suck me dry. Bleep love, just gimme a good football match instead.

At Nou Camp or Santiago Bernabeu?

friendl:
I dated a lady for a year and l never knew she was married ,...she told me she had her son from a failed relationship

A man in love doesn't see anything ,she refused me meeting up her family ,only to find out later from a friend who was the best man in her wedding ,her husband was abroad,she played the game very well ,nearly killed her when l find out.....l will never forget the day l confronted her ,she ran away from her own car and l never saw her for days ,it was very painful experience ,l love her so much to the extent l wanted to marry her ,FEAR WOMEN

Happy for you

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
you're just mad u cant afford me

Ayiiiii

Queenplum:
I found out he was still fucking two of his exes

Damn!!!, dude must be looking for hatrick

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
tanxxx

Hope its going well?

ArewaFanatic:
I met her in my second year at University. I was barely 19 then and as is common with greenhorns, threw caution to the winds and literally made her my goddess - possibly a sort of rival to the high God. I fought everyone for her, made enemies of invaluable friends, wolves of well meaning family members; I literally just threw everyone out.
Then came the day she told me: "you are a nice guy Abdul, but you are quite naive. You will make a great companion to anybody when you grow wiser. I am not willing to wait". I was 22, in fourth year.

E go first do you like film..

TeeUmoh10:
He use to beat and disgrace me a lot both public inside. I broke up cos I would have lost my life if I continued.. He said I would never find love .that that's how men will keep treating me like trash.. Mehn after months of breakup..no good or serious guy was forthcoming. I started thinking maybe he cursed me or something. And I waw so worried.. My dear before that year ran off, met my hubby oo. We dated briefly, and we are ppeacefuly and happily married .am not treated as a trash o. Godforbid[color=][/color]

Nice one, your testimony shall be permanent

ladyGKilaBCrueD:

You are doing well

Frankcallys:
She was living a double life. Everything about her was a lie, her name, tribe, the family she introduced me to, her sisters, her residence and occupation... all lies. Based on her level on those lies, Lai Mohammed still dey learn work! But I loved her so much.

How I found out about the whole lies... One day, her so called sisters had a problem with some people and she called me to come and rescue them cos they can't even get into her ride and leave. I drove down to Alexandra, like 30 minutes from Johannesburg South, I wanted to drop my car for her in the underground parking, pick up her own in front of the building so that they gonna use mine that got tinted glasses.

At the entrance of the building I met a lawyer friend of mine and after telling him what happened, we went inside to check on my woman/wife to be, but when I called her by her name, my lawyer friend was flabbergasted. He never said anything to me in front of them, but after we left he told me that the name I called my woman is not her real name that I should ask her if am in doubt.

That was when I decided to do a background check on her. I ran her car registration plate on the system and got a total different name, address, status and other personal stuff.

When I confronted her with my findings, she started crying. I left her at home and buy the time I came back home she disappeared. Changed her number, deactivated every account I knew her with and every link I have with her.

I later found out that the sisters, family and place of residence were all fake. Everything was fake except my then unborn child and the way she feels while she's with me. She disappeared with my 4 months old pregnancy and that was in 2014. Till now I've never seen her again or heard anything about her.

Now how about that? The worst thing someone I loved so much did to me and I can never forget because of my son I don't know his whereabout.

Sorry man

hefelove:
This thread suppose be heart breaking thread but na funny thread

Walahi, you are on point. I'm glued.. Its a mix but when these breakups happened .. Gbagbe e no go funny then o.