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ladyGKilaBCrueD:
pm me on my other moniker, 0kn.m (remove the fullstop)
I dont have access to my email here

How cool.. Make una se jeje o

SpecialAgent:
Staying single is the best thing I have ever done. No nagging girlfriend. No unnecessary stress. Just I, my big bed & Tv....also eating popcorn while reading these awesome life experiences. Life is Good

Special Agent abeg no kee me with laughter

Greenbullet:
Mine was very tricky because she she was a smart girl , I had to hack her phone , her text messages and calls to see that she was cheating on me , I summoned her to my house with enough evidence and made a power point presentation , she burst into tears , I acted like I forgave her , i gave her a mad hard knacking , she couldn't even stand well after that I broke up with her the next morning when she went back home , sent her a text message, she called tire , I no pick , she came to my house to look for me , I was staying with a friend , after a month she let me be.

I need to con learn ppt o

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I'm done having serious friendships with people I meet on nairaland. I don hang boot tey tey.

Interesting

Olatara:
He was cheating on me, so I asked for break up, he said ok. Only for him to call me that he wants us to be friends, I said ok.
Then we started having sex again. The relationship started all over again, with cheating, lets be friends, sex.
Until it gets to the fourth time. I was so mad at myself.
The last time I did, I told him to move on that I need to be in a serious relationship, then I blocked him.
That decision was cool, but I am still mad at myself that I allowed him to use me.

Eyah, sorry

noisy45:
She was fucking 9 other guys plus me I discovered when I snoop on her Facebook and WhatsApp chat. Come and see how guys were complimenting her pvssy and ass. I nearly died of heart attack.

Wowwww

Youngjohnosas:
I followed her to a guy's house she claimed was her friend in school, worst part was that she wasn't too familiar with the location of the guy so I had to pay her tfare,suspend all I was doing and spent over two hours in traffic just because I so much trusted her. I got to the guy's bus stop he called and I spoke with him,he even told me thank you. I looked at bae and told her what I just did is very foolish of me but I just want to trust u for once, but if it turns out otherwise I won't ever forgive u all my life, she swore he was just like a brother to her, that if they were actually dating she wouldn't have told me about him.

fast forward evening baby got home and d guy called asking if she enjoyed the treat so she had two quickly adjust the volume so I wouldn't hear their discussion further. it was later on I discovered they have been.
dating for over two months. I was really heartbroken, confronted her and she denied so I had told show her everything and she burst into tears, they have separated and she has been looking for a way too get back with me but it's never going to be possible .

Eyah

Albinoworwor:
Nigga actually ended it coz I wasn't balanced emotionally after I had a hurtful betrayal but he knew this all along and promised he was gonna ride through with me but after a while he gave up on
After a few month I put my pride aside and reached out to him...guess what :-Xhe did me dirty and threw me to the gutters

I wished I never extended that olive branch and just let everything die

Pele

osejie17:
Mehn. I do hear from people how their heart gets broken and all that. never thought it will happen to me during my NYSC 2 yrs ago.i met dis babe she happened to be posted to d same ppa as me. Dem she's beautiful and sexy. we fell in love. made love did shit together. I love her pass anything. I buy her stuffs even though she never asked for it. wetin come happen be say after Nysc mehn wen she reach house she sent a text saying sorry am done. we should break up. just like dat. I beg her beg oooo wetin happen wetin I do. shes doesn't date a guy dat is far from her dat contract don finish. I shocked. it was painful Sha

Chai!!!.. Contract termination dey pain sha!!. Pele

camsyross:
Wasted my time for good 7 months all in the name of relationship. Only for him to tell me one day that it was over between us after banging me for 7 months, the worst part of it he even blocked me on social media. Nero Ogun go kill u anyway u dey !!!!!

I'm sure Nero go read this before ogun kee am

Tom05:
She said; My pastor said we can’t get married. She later married the pastor in question. But mind you” she later called me to share this story. She never knew pastor get wife for another state. Begging me for forgiveness and friendship.

Friend what?? I think you are mad ��

Sewa90:
Lol thought he was sorry for real,he invited me over to a restaurant, so as to apologize, he was checking my phone for recent pictures,baba codedly stood up to receive a call,went with my phone and never looked back lol,he called almost all my contacts asking them for money.....The guy na bastard

zeenaman:
She said she can't present me to her dad because I was not doing a reasonable job. She even said I know the condition of things in Nigeria, that getting a job is difficult. She was saying all these because of the new guy. Now, I have gotten a better job and she's aware. She's now telling me how much she loves me. She wants us back. According to her, I'm the best. Her words broke me those days and made me more prayerful to God

Nice one, happy for you man

donMIG:
Told me she loved me n left wen the moni came... Ain't a single day dat goes by witout me thinkin about her

That moni ba?
I go make am
Promise!

Amen!!!

Ibrahiimo:
I don't date GIRLS

I’ve never been ROMEO who meets a GIRL and FALLS for her immediately. It’s been a much SLOWER process for me each time I’ve gone into a RELATIONSHIP.

DATING is kind of HARD. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced AWKWARD situation is very STRANGE. Especially for me, for some REASON

ANYWAYS!!!

Osheyyyyy

bigcee:
Are you a 1 minute man?

Oh Lord!

Benwallt:
Me, I almost shit in my pant. Just last year here. My ex called me enroute to Lagos, I asked what she is going there for n she said she is traveling out, my voice skipped " ahahahaa what, wwwwwwhat did you say?" I am traveling out. My people, nor be joke o. By third day babe already at her destination. I almost buried my head inside WC

bigcee:
Abegi shut up joor. Nairaland guys and bragging na 5&6.

Na Alpha male you dey talk to so oo

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
but he's foolish though. how would you agree to date me and not ask for sex but then turn around in the same breath to beak up with me for that same reason? isn't that foolishness? especially when he knew he couldn't keep up with my terms.

He don love up and wanted more, no be hin fault.
That your terms need reviewing o

manuelreports:
Well Alpha Male like us don't take any shit from any mother fucking girl who bends to urinate. Mess with me and I will Bleep you till I disfigure your staure and dump you. The guys that are hurt most are all thees Beta males who think it is by been nice. Mehn girls don't need soft hand, they like guys who treat them with Iron hands. One of my girls told me one day after giving her a hot Bleep that she enjoys it most the moment I Bleep and slap her butt.
Who dey he'll be that girl we go break my heart, Dem never bornam well because she will surely miss the hot Bleep.

You are doing well

hotspec:
like 6 weeks to NYSC passing out in Bauchi, She asked me to come celebrate xmas with her in Lagos. I beggrd her to wait till after POP because of d long distance. thst was d end. it really pained me o because she was all I got thst time

Awwww... Pele bro

murphyung:
You had my fantasy handed to you on gold platter. I have always wanted a 3some with 2 friends that are lez

O Lord!!!

KoolBigk:
Lied to me she was pregnant. It was a mixed reaction for me though, I was happy with the news and started making necessary arrangement for her and the supposed baby.

I'm not Naija based, I only visited occasionally. she told me this news a day I was to travelled back abroad. while I was preparing to catch my flight, had to take her to the hospital to do pregnancy test, which came back negative.

I was mad for the stress she made me go through & for telling me her pastor called to tell her she was pregnant, & that she did self pregnancy test too.

Hahahaha

Peappy49:
He kept lying about irrelevant things and even involved his colleague in his office to call me to confirm his lie. But each time he lied, I knew he was lying that was how issues started. He even lied about his age

Geez, you were with a Minister's son ..

murphyung:
After we broke up, we agreed to bleep for the last time and after all was said and done, she ended up stealin some of my nice T-Shirts b4 she left.... Crazy Lady

Bros chill, na signed souvenirs.. For the road

bbstarr:
Nothing gets to me... I'm always prepared.

Damn!.. See levels o

GeoandSONSLTD:
I don't even know which one is more painful, but I came out ontop

1.) While in the University, I packed in new, to this lodge. Met my girl there, this girl can fvck, Na epistle I go write. Short story: I fvckd her best friend, she fvckd my roommate, I fvckd another of her friend right in present.

2.) Another one: She lied about her boyfriend while crushing on me. The guy came to meet me like, bro, this is my girl, please leave am for me. I didn't tell him she was crushing on n fvcking me. Idont know but, Immediately after drilling her younger sister, she called me on phone, I gave the younger sister the phone to shout at the person to stop disturbing me.

Jesun!!!!... ;DChai, you are mean

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
He left me because I didn't give up the cookie smh. And he's a nairalander. Very foolish boy.

Interesting, sorry I have to do this . That very stupid boy part got me sha

Preetti:
Its not a competition but una get mind too.

vanida6:
The idiot beg me for 10k for em to buy some stuffs,,,,letter i meet em in bet9ja place.

seangy4konji:
Ignorant people just full this thread...

I am an IB boy to d bone and i mean there is no place i do not know as i grew up there with all family though in and out...i rep RING ROAD..MOBIL/OLUYOLE ESTATE...If you want peace,ib is the lace for you,if you wan enjoy,ib get am,if you are a family man and need good schools for kids while you work,you can surely get in ib...places i would recommend but u know everything depends on pocket but you sure cant compare pricing of laagos to ib as ib is relativelly cheaper.

If you want a normal life now with constant electicity,try and find a place around Alao akala express way..over 30 clubs and pubs and hotels on this high way with security and at least 20 hours electricity and good family people living around and hard woking..no touts or thee aabouts..

Oluyole is not bad but very quiet and same as akala express..if you want close proximity to places like mall,settle for ring road,starting from Akinyemi,D Rovans hotel,town planning,Mobil-7 up road(oluyole)not oluyole Aree area,then Oni and sons,High court,Adeoyo,Olusanya,Ajeigbe,Anfani,Challenge,down to Idi odo,Felele.(Felele is a bit rowdy but they have electricity and nice stores and close to challenge where you can get a cab to any part of nigeria like a transit hub for anybody entering into Ibadan.you must pass challenge.

If you want the extra rowdy then you move to all this bode,molete,foko,oke padre and so on...then we have the Yemetu,UCH which is relatively quiet and have nice quarters...

Then you can head to AKOBO,BODIJA and houses here are not too expensive also and very serene also...educated people with close proximity to Uni Ibadan and lots of joints and malls around here also and there you have bodija market....i guess you could gauge prices as i am describing all this places but as bodija is?with 500k?you will get a 5 bed house with tiles and water and everything all set so thats how ok it is if you wanna live in ib...

400K Gets you a nice place around oluyole.felele about200k...Akala about 400k....molete about 100k...rind road about 350 k..all this places are nice places with no agberos or there about...ask any one and there is no traffic in ibadan...the roads have just been expanded to double lanes and life is generally smooth and if its food....food yapa yaski...

I presently live in dd agos but i enter my IB every week and i usually catch the best of fun around mokola,eleiyele,ologuneru side where there are new settlements and hotels and there about...there are nice hotels everywhere and ladies from universities up and down...

Go check it out and i promise you it is a land doing well with no stress or hypertension..

Shalom.

Bros, tuale for the information. You do well

Abeg e don do.. Make una learn to avoid certain things, comments and move on.

Let the person with the least vote be evicted...