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AngelicBeing:
Before you know now, they will start worshiping the boy and call him a god, India, a land full of mysticism, cult and occult practices, they have more than 500 gods they pray and worship, na wao ..

Indians have more gods than the total population of Nigeria

After robbing them of their belongings, why rob them of their lives??

Always pad now N400, kuku impregnate me – Actress Ani Amatosero


Ani AmatoseroEffixzzy magazine publisher/Nollywood actress Ani Amatosero took to her Instagram to share a hilarious placard.



All ye men that are man enough.. Here’s your chance… Ani is tired of being visited by mother nature monthly, and she wants to get rid of it for the next 9 months. Lol.

searchng4love:
You are not supposed to be charged stamp duty on savings account ke....

I tire ooo

SalamRushdie:
Acting president,acting CJN, acting Efcc

In light of the above


Miisef na acting citizen of Nigeria

Marriage scam

pdppower:
It might actually not be what you are thinking. He might be systematically scratching kro kro o

The hand stayed inside way too long

And we'll be left with what??


Only BRT??

Naija I dey hail ooo

Really nice write up

A man putting his hand inside his trousers inside a BRT bus









Lalasticlala

Weldon

Shakur:
As you join the rat race of jobs, here is a two minute management course...take note

Lesson One ...

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two ...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three ...

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two-minute
Management course

This is really hilarious


Lalasticlala comman see ooooo

pedrilo:
i talked abt wat i saw bro, u r eatin nonsense

Go check Ur opolo eye cos e no be open eye


Swerve

AlphaCentauri:
brah ? like seriously ? are you going to eat all that eba ? whats your problem ? why do you feel the need to eat that much ?

The eba small ooo

Plolly:
Ok see the real one

This looks more like a Church girl


Nice

Make them call their families make them come pay their own ransom too

Plolly:
mine

You don filter the pix too much now

hungryboy:
My guy, Abeg remain dat soup for me oh
I get small garri here.

Come join Mii jawe


Better person

pedrilo:
bros dat garri no fresh at all. na last week sunday u dey make the garri?

Nope



Na January 1st 2016 I make am



We talking steaming bowl of Eba garri with fresh egusi soup


You're here talking nonsense

Here's mine

fearless15:
are councilors not leaders

He's at the lower rung of the thieves ladder

fearless15:
You'll never see the child of any Nigerian leader doing this talkmore of working i admire this girl alot

What do you mean by Nigerian leaders??


A councillor's child will be feeling funky let alone the Abuja thieves

Out of 36 states

20 has been blacklisted

What's left of Nigeria??

Not satisfied with his billions yet

He wants part of the Nigeria national cake


Show Mii a corruption free Nigerian politician and I will show you a repentant devil

sapiosexual1:
Let them sort out their connectivity and network speed issues first, or else me just gonna stay loyal to MTN.
No be the one wey i go dey struggle to finish 1gig in one month cos of network ish, and the tin go dey drain battery anyhow

I used Glo six gig in two weeks

dejavume:
a low key visitation i see compare to toyin saraki own.
A whole Nigeria 1st lady on a low key visit to US?

Is there anything like a low-key entry into the US ??

Immediately you enter their airport and they check Ur passport, if you have a history of committing a crime with them, you'll be flagged and detained immediately

Toba sope kole lo

Kole lo kole lo


So fun won pe oshi nlo


Oun lo boba se fe

Hope they did MRI for him??