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Water Ritual is very powerful.

Her only mistake is she did this during daytime

This is usually done at night, midnight, or very early in the morning.

That is the perfect time

And the end of the day. Her sacrifce still work
Even tho people steal it. She has given it all

The gods of the seas don't care about fanta
It is the thought of giving back
Just the fact you thought of giving back to water that gave and sustain life. That is what makes the water ritual powerful.

As for the gas cylinder

Women will always go extreme
That was so unnecessary

Good thing boys will benefit from the physical goods whole the spirits benefits from her thoughts and good intentions for the sacrifice

It's a WIN/WIN situation for all parties involved

Na this kind Milf I dey like

Oga wetin you study for school?

See as you describe brothel like person wey get PhD for Ashawonomics

IT TAKES TIME

That's Africa for you.
It's better for police to arrest you as a criminal, than to fall in the hands of angry mob.

After Trump strike Sokoto
My respect for trump went from 50 to 80%
After Trump catch Maduro like rat
My respect for Trump went from 80 to 600%
I have to give Trump his maximum RESPECT

IT IS SO RARE TO SEE A POLITICIAN THAT WILL SAY SOMETHING AND DO IT.

TRUMP IS THE MAN OF HIS WORDS
A MAN WITH BALLS MADE OF STEEL

TRUMP SENT 3000 NIGERIAN JIHADIST TO MEET THEIR 72 X 3000 VIRGINS

TRUMP SHOULD TAKE IT EASY
I HEARD HAMAS AND BOKO HARAM ARE NOW DRAGGING VIRGINS. DUE TO SCARCITY OF VIRGINS.

It's official

Rivers State People no get sense at all at all
No wonder Wike sell the whole state like gala

Richtaiwo:
I understand gala and can malt is the new magic code. It was first tested in Anambra.

I was about to attack you
But seriously this was funny as fvck

You win this time
Just know all you omolabi will soon choke on gbola Tinubu's manhood.

Continue glazing that old fowl

The Obi of Issele-Uku Kingdom, HRM, Obi Engr. Nduka Ezeagwuna, bans the use of Yoruba styled 'Asoebi' during traditional marriages, while advocating

Bill gates
Jeff besos
Elon musk
Dangote
Putin
Obama
Michael Jordan
Buhari
Osama bin laden
Mark Zuckerberg

These are great men that dropped out of university

University doesn't make you successful

I remember how Righteousness was shouting

End of the world, End of the world

Any natural disasters
He will shout End of the world

This boy spent from 2018 till 2022
5 years in total preaching End of the world

Has the world ended?? No
Has righteousness gotten tired?? Yes

You can't be stupid for 5 years straight
Na you go still tire

E remain Righteousness

See Mugu wey God bless she go return am

I think it's better to sell pure water than to be a politician in Nigeria. Very dirty games

I love girls like this...

One Yoruba girl did the same for me
Left her school for weekends to my house
I knack am wetin no good for 2 days straight
Best days I won't forget.

The love come dey shack her like coxaine
I had to lay low before she tie me down with love.

Abeg free this girl... She did nothing wrong

Diamond098454:
maybe the type you carry. All women are not the same what is NL turning into?

babes wey I carry fine pass u x 10

Drama ensues as a lady asks a man to send his account details for a full refund after he complained that she enjoyed their date but still said she wasn’t

Them no cum.. cum load of 1000 men fit drown am..she no fit swim across because of viscosit

KingDashx:
Guy if you no study law for school that means you don choose wrong profession.

You mean quack charge and bail lawyer

SpencerForbes:
LOL 😂 Where are the 'big cities' if not Lagos and Abuja? Don't even try to argue that one with me! Let me burst your bubble: See those girls living the fake life in Lekki and V.I.? Steer clear, because they are not about that life. You think you can give someone paying a million naira in rent just ₦2k and start talking 'romance' and 'quality'? Your breakup is going to be swift and glorious, served right up on a gold platter! That’s where the main Gold diggers are.

Only a big fool think Nigeria revolve around Lagos or Abuja. Don't be foolish

SpencerForbes:
Just stay on guard, because let's be real: Naija girls aren't romantic anymore unless there's something they stand to gain. Some of them might even ask why you're breathing down their neck, so don't be surprised if one asks why you're even hovering over her😂

I'm not talking about your Mushin trenches babes that don't wear deodorant.

I'm talking about big city babes.
Not those local fowls you deal with

If you lock eye contact with a girl for more than 5 seconds.
That is the most intimate thing...
The brain release hormones during deep eye contact. This hormone is the same hormone released when man and woman kiss passionately. It's called serotonin

Looking into her eyes will activate this Process
Now here is the important part
If she locks eye contact for long✅✅✅✅✅
If she look and quickly look away ,✅✅✅
If she look somewhere else ❌❌❌❌

Bold girls usually lock eye contact whether they are interested or not.

Shy girls will do everything possible to escape from your presence. When you lock eye contact with them.
Their eyes will be moving sporadically feeling nervous.

The reason is because she can't compot herself in front of you. She is fidgety twisting her arms or hair. She is attracted to you.

Women cannot compot themselves when they like you. So a shy girl is really fighting herself to act like she is not interested.

That's why if you look a girl in the eyes and she immediately bow her heads down very fast.

Oga!!! Her vaginal cavity dey💦💦 for you

One of my most secret weapon.
I will expose it here for all..

This one works very well in school setting or co worker setting.
You call the girl of interest.
Tell her to explain a topic or subject for you.
While she is explaning .

Look her deeply in the eyes for about 4 seconds

If she avoid eye contact= She is shy asf
If she hold and maint EC= ♥️♥️ she is urs.

SpencerForbes:
Man, it’s either you’re extremely old school or you’re writing this from the hostel. What kinda format is this😂😂😂

A 1945 old sniper bullet will still kill you..
Just because the bullet was made in 1945
Doesn't mean it won't get the job done.

ZombieDredd:
Yes they are a big team with only 2 points in 15 games.

What a big big ream

small team no dey for EPL. That werey Arsenal go collect tonight

SpencerForbes:
How does that relate🤦‍♂️ that’s why you’ll keep spending your money on frivolous things. If you have nothing to use the money for, it’s better you give it to beggars than try to buy your “titanic” kind of love🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Your type that haven't given to beggars will come online and be saying rubbish

SpencerForbes:
Then it's not love, period. If love is about genuine affection and caring for someone's well-being, then let's be real: that doesn't exist in Nigeria. If a person is only sticking around for what they can get, that is strictly business. Unfortunately, that 'transactional' vibe is the only experience many of us have here.

Go and argue with a lion that meat is not good for them

Careente7:
This should me a walk over for Arsenal
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wolves is not a small team