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I love to knack wayward babes

She wan go do OS full time for Yankee
Correct Delta babe

Just like our Edo sisters doing well in Italy
Arya starr had gone to represent us in USA

I will soon be expecting her Onlyfans

The truth about infection is all in your mindset
If you believe you can catch it
You will catch it.

My joystick is electrifying with anointing
The moment I enter the place
Every demon STD must bow, every gono rashes,sweetie. Scratch and win, staphylococcus and all form of virus in her kpekus is cancelled.

I knnqcked a girl with gono raw knackings
I didn't know she had gono until the news cast for campus. I no catch anything

Ever since then I swear that I can never catch std. I have knack all types still no std

4k all night till daybreak

This is why I can't pay for pussy
Because I know someone is paying very cheap for the same pussy.

If you take that girl collecting 4k brush her up and carry her go lekki. She go charge 300k

You see why paying for sex is dumb

There is nothing wrong with sitting on the floor

Lions that kill antelope. I have never seen antelope revenge and kill lion.

In Nature,
There is nothing like an eye for an eye

The lion that killed antelope today
Will still go back tomorrow and kill more
And continue killing antelopes till he gets old and die.

Nothing like eye for eye
In world operates on strong vs weaks

A strong country will attack and dominate a weak country.
And there is nothing you can do about it. It is the law of universe.

If you want to enjoy and live long in Africa
You must become a Hypocrite.

Nigeria is like a Masked Party
The losers are those who attended the party with their real face. You must wear mask to survive.

Nigeria is a place where a woman who has done 6 abortions will be claiming virgin and preaching No SEX before marriage.

Rev. Father's knacking up and down
Everybody doing opposite of what they preach
Everybody is wearing a mask.
Na the honest ones dey suffer. The real ones. The ones that quickly show their emotion.

Hypocrisy is the code of our existence in Africa. Know this and know peace

That is the African way of Life.
We are hypocrites to the core.

Our parents live and breath hypocrisy
That's why I don't take them serious including older people. Because they are all hypocrites.

Hypocrisy is an African way of life.

Galadima said he was once one of Jonathan’s “greatest critics” but now believes the former president performed better in managing

Kaczynski:
Ahhhhhhh. those ones na people way day carry religion for head, every time sister nkechi is at the church


worst thing is to marry someone thats religoous. karl marx was right when he said religion is opium of the maasses

u dey mind that mugu
That guy advice na one of the worst advice I don hear in many years. I pity who listen to him

brain54:
A red fox was very hungry one time...

He hadn't eaten for days. So he was roaming the forest desperate and looking for what to fill his empty belle. Suddenly he found some fresh looking berries hanging low from a tree branch. He smiled sheepishly anticipating a beautiful meal and more importantly something to quench the pains in his belly.


So he proceeded to reach out for the low hanging nice looking berries that he could already smell. But tried as he did to reach them he just couldn't. He stretched, struggled, jumped and did all he could but the harder he tried the farther the fruits seemed. He even fell asleep under the tree for a few minutes due to exhaustion.

After hours of no results and entirely frustrated he looked at the once attractive berries and said aloud to himself, who even cares about berries, look how sour they look, I never even liked berries they are only fit for fools. I wasn't even that hungry.

Then he turned around arrogantly then glided along on his way!

well.... In this case the berries has rotten and spoil

pansophist:
Dey play. Na those type be wife materials. Na you Dey find slay queen.

Wife materials are usually on Low cut, slim, mostly on native wears, little makeup, went through or still under apprenticeship, goes to church/mosque, uses android, and always add “by God’s grace” or “Inshallah” in almost all sentences.

You see better woman and you leave am. You see say you no well.

see this small boy. U Neva see women wey do pass all those things you write still dey give there husband shege. Dey play

Brighton1:
oshey nigga-raw

I go tell Igwe make dem organize award for u for dis achievement

na God dey run am for me 🙏🏿🙏🏿

Badoo is the best

FreeIgboho:
Sultan what you’re exhibiting is called sour grapes.
Have you consdered that if she didn't reject you she'd NOT have transformed, also she'd have brought you goodluck!

she was got back then. If she was still looking hot 1 year later I would have shoot my shot again

But now she don wowo scatter
I no just understand again

Brighton1:
Most of these naija girls dey walk around with fatal infections and deadly disease. Maybe na why she emaciate sef.
Guys, as una dey protect una selves from bandits, make una also try dey protect una prick from STDs and HiV

knacking raw since 2008 Benin till now. Nothing do me

Person wey dey sleep
He dey chop agbado for dream

She was looking decent last year when I asked her out. But now what I'm seeing is wowority promax.
Imagine say I toast her then she agree I for don dey regret am. The babe just transform come lowcut dey resemble boy ewwwwwww

God works in very mysterious ways. I boldly asked a girl out and she rejected me.

E pain me but i pack my cool. And move on

1 year later I meet her and my goodness I kept thanking God that she reject me

She come barb lowcut come resemble boy
Come slim down then I saw that she really wowo. ..

Thank God she rejected me

stuffs2002:
So to you anyone defending his country against invaders and thieves is an illiterate

you can't even defend herdsmen slaughtering your people. Na US army you wan fight. You are big joke

He should report bandits

That's how they were saying USA want to take our resources

Let them take it naaaa
Of what good is it to have natural resources yet your citizens are being killed but you can't fight terrorists.

You exchange your resources for help from foreogners to help fight it for you.

The illiteracy of the North is mind boggling

peanutbutterr:
anytime you eat at a fancy overpriced restaurant, just know you’re not only paying for the food alone but indirectly paying for the ambiance . know this and know peace.

I no fit try am again. Untop chicken wey no done. Just waste 15k like that

Mattswaggz:
Lagos na overrated slum na....abi you don see am for top 10 ranking among great cities globally when using good indices and not bad indices?.

not to mention the amount of street beggars wey dey roam around

A Zoo is a Zoo

The fact that Nnamdi Kanu coined the phrase Zoo is a testimony to the genius he truly is...

A Zoo is exactly what George Orwell structured his most infamous book ANIMAL FARM..

Which draws an incredible parallel to authoritarian, communist and Marxist ideology...

Nigeria is exactly a zoo just like Agoerge I well Animal farm. Read that book and you will be shocked that it is exactly what is going on in Nigeria

I dey one fancy restaurant for vi I no wan spoil their name but how you go charge me 15k for normal white rice and special sauce. .
Wetin come muzz me be say the chicken no done well
Na take away I buy kaiii wahlai na the rubbish una dey hype for Lagos be this. .

A whole vi restaurant dey serve chicken wey nver cook well. Na pepper dem just use disguise the half boiled thing

Terrorist Sponsors exposing themselves

So no be Adeboye ne fiunder

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