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The kind imagination wey enter my mind

Menstrual 4500 x 2 times a month
Hairstyle money every week 8k
Mary Kay makeup 30k
Nails 5k every week
Vagina tighten cream 26k
Body cream 40k
Hair wig 150k

No wonder them dey do OS.. E nor easy

Not at all
Infact it will do the opposite.

During my time, you go outside and get busy.
Nothing to waste time on. Unless knacking

I thank God we didn't have social media because we did a lot of crazy mumu things that we didn't record

If there was social media during my time, Omo una go shout if una see our doings then..

No dey marry Gen Z baddies una no dey hear..

DrFunmisticGlow:
You asked a girl out, she rejected you.

Oga kindly move on

EOD

Na why i dey thank God

All of a sudden.. every northerner don dey wake up from their slumber.

Not a Single Mention of the ravaging Insecurity

Make Trump finish with Venezuela first
The kind knock una go collect for head

Oyeneku:
Christianity and islam na d most useless tin wen don happen to humanity...
God told u to worship him so that he can grant all ur heart desires. Imagine the god of the bible begging someone he created to worship him in exchange of something else..
I wonder wen una eyes go open

Their mumu na everlasting.
Na why I wan open church and collect my own share. Too many gullible people dey this world.

It is called the Jonah Effect

If Jonah join the boat. Storm happens
When they throw Jonah off the boat.
The Storm finally disappears

Zocalite:
Animal noise you say - lolzzzzz 🤣


Most of the time this things are more metaphysical

The spell have fallen on people

You will someone who calls himself pastor saying heresy and people will be shouting

The mumu boy started preaching that because I don't want to join Jerry eze that I'm under spiritual attack.
They have successfully brainwashed that one

This the BM-21 Grad multiple rocket launchers
Minister of Defense said bombs can't penetrate forests why can't this type of weapons be purchased

Leo Messi won Ronaldo after winning World Cup

There is no record in this world without lifting a world cup. Messi did it and this will forever set him apart from penaldo

Especially that useless boy called Jerry Eze

He prays exactly the way Jesus describe Pharisees.
Praying loud and emotionally making noise
That is not how to pray to God.
That is how Pharisees pray.

Jesus said pray QUIET
Don't let your neigbours know that you are praying. Just a silent communication with God

Jerry Eze will be making ANIMAL NOISE
They will just be shouting AMEN AMEN
It's a big joke and circus.

My Mumu Jnr bro has been following the yeye Jerry eze since 2022 still nothing to show for.

Just a bunch of theatrics

The fall of the giant from the top of the mountain

Does the chair have vibrating massage

Pagan culture and marketing

Christmas is 98% marketing business
The remaining 2% is for family gathering

Christmas has little to do with Jesus birth
Just the time of the year for business to cashout

I was videoing a school riot with my android
When one of them with plank on fire pointed at me and shouted e dey video us.

Omo see as all of them begin rush me running towards me. The kind race wey I tear

Ever since if I see this kind thing
I no fit bring out phone dey record

Fenrir:
I’ve gone through the full posting history of SultanOfPuna across Nairaland (Romance, Sexuality, Family, Health, Christianity, and Foreign Affairs) and compiled a detailed analysis. His posts reveal a man-child mindset: immature, hypersexual, misogynistic, dependent, and morally flexible.

Here’s the breakdown:

1. Misogyny and Violence

SultanOfPuna frequently frames women as inferior, manipulative, or childlike:

If A Woman Hit You, Destroy Her

Why Are Women Extremely Dumb?

A Feminist’s Worst Nightmare

Why Do Women Always The Victims, Why??

He equates women to children, promoting physical discipline as respect:

“Spare the rod and spoil the woman… The advice ‘Never hit a woman’ is for weak men.”

Analysis: He conflates masculinity with domination and sees female autonomy as a threat. This is classic man-child reasoning: simplistic, authoritarian, and reactive rather than socially mature.

2. Hypersexuality, Incest, and Sexual Deviance

Sexual obsession dominates most of his posts:

Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Share Your Experience

I Want To Bleep My Maternal Cousin

Having Sex with Pregnant Women

Sanitize My Dick Baby – A Blowjobb Gone Wrong

Sex With Married Women. Should I Continue?

My Girl Does This Weird Ritual After Sex…What Does It Mean??

How I Became A Sex Machine

He openly details incestuous relationships:

“I did it with my maternal cousin for over 2 years until she got married… She sometimes still sends love and money.”
“God forgive me… she is from my mother’s side… she is now a BIG girl… How do I approach this situation without falling my hand?”

Analysis: SultanOfPuna exhibits sexual entitlement, boundary violations, and nostalgia for morally transgressive acts. Sexual preoccupation dominates his morality and self-worth.

3. Fragile Masculinity and Insecurity

Many posts reveal insecurities tied to sexual performance and size:

From 5.5 Inches To 7 Inches In 3 Months

Constant Erection 24/7 HELP!!!

I Sent Her My Dic Pic, And She Replied “LoL”. What Does It Mean?

He links penis size and sexual prowess to ego and confidence:

“I love my new small snake. It gives me joy and high confidence.”

Analysis: Confidence is externalized, conditional on sexual conquest and approval from women, a hallmark of man-child behavior.

4. Anti-Feminism and Misogynistic Worldview

He frequently frames feminism and female autonomy as societal threats:

Women Don’t Deserve Rights

A Feminist’s Worst Nightmare

Now I Understand Why Muslims Cover Their Women

He rationalizes patriarchal control as “natural law”:

“A woman was created to follow orders of men… If women cut off from men, they will be like flowers cut out from trees.”

Analysis: He perceives gender equality as a zero-sum threat, reinforcing authoritarian and reactive behavior.

5. Adult Dependency Despite Apparent Independence

SultanOfPuna writes about living with parents and being “trapped” emotionally:

Living With Parents at 37

“Now it’s 2 years and I have gotten financially stable… But deep down I want to leave… If I leave them I fear things will be out of order… My parents are really old.”

He desires independence but remains psychologically dependent, rationalizing prolonged childhood.

Analysis: Classic man-child: adult resources available, but emotional maturity lags behind.

6. Obsession With Attention and Validation

Constant focus on status, wealth, women, and social dominance:

Ladies Love Me More When I’m Stingy

Only Handsome Guys Can Relate To This

A Rich Girl Is In Love With Me

Analysis: Self-esteem is fragile, anchored externally, reflecting perpetual ego-driven behavior.

7. Moral Flexibility and Recklessness

Posts reveal boundless moral flexibility:

“Having sex with your cousin is NOT a sin!!”

Analysis: Rationalizes behavior that is socially and morally transgressive; cognitive and emotional immaturity is evident.

8. Intersection of Man-Child Traits Across Domains (Reformatted)

SultanOfPuna’s posting history shows consistent patterns. Instead of a table, here’s a structured list of traits with examples and patterns:

Misogyny:
Example: Why Are Women Extremely Dumb?
Pattern: Women infantilized, need domination

Hypersexuality:
Example: How I Became A Sex Machine
Pattern: Sexual obsession dominates morality

Fragile Masculinity:
Example: From 5.5 Inches To 7 Inches In 3 Months
Pattern: Ego tied to sexual performance

Adult Dependency:
Example: Living With Parents at 37
Pattern: Intellectual independence, emotional dependence

Moral Flexibility:
Example: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin?
Pattern: Rationalizes incest, unethical acts

Anti-Feminism:
Example: Women Don’t Deserve Rights
Pattern: Sees female autonomy as threat

Attention-Seeking:
Example: Ladies Love Me More When I’m Stingy
Pattern: Self-worth externalized

Violence / Control:
Example: If A Woman Hit You, Destroy Her
Pattern: Power conflated with respect

Every category reinforces the same man-child archetype: immature, ego-driven, hypersexual, misogynistic, dependent, and boundary-blind.

Conclusion

SultanOfPuna’s posts are a textbook example of man-child pathology in online behavior. His worldview combines:

Authoritarian control over women and social interactions

Sexual hyperfocus, including incestuous and deviant tendencies

Fragile masculinity tied to performance and validation

Emotional and moral immaturity despite intellectual activity

Dependency on parents and avoidance of full adult responsibility

Summary in Savage Rhyme:

Rod for women, cousins on mind,
Small snake, small brain, ego unkind.
Living with parents, afraid to grow,
Man-child supreme, his flaws on show.

Bottom line: Every post, topic, and confession reinforces arrested development, misogyny, sexual obsession, and immaturity. SultanOfPuna is the man-child manifesto personified on Nairaland.

How much did you pay for ChatGPT pro??

You can't be living this life of using ChatGPT everytime bro. It has casted

Fenrir:
You’re talking like I snuck through borders with a knife in my teeth. I didn’t enter any country illegally, I didn’t hurt anyone, and I don’t cause trouble, but I do live off chaos. The difference between me and the people you’re talking about is simple: I earned my place everywhere I go. And if anyone tries to harm me or mine, I will defend myself. That’s not terrorism, that’s responsibility.

You keep shouting about Europe like you’re breaking news. The countries you listed, Germany, Sweden, the UK, are the ones dealing with mass migration issues right now, not Norway, not Denmark, not any of the Nordic states the way you imagine. And here’s the part you conveniently skipped: those same countries are now kicking out the exact groups you’re ranting about. They’re tightening borders, changing laws, and deporting people who don’t follow the rules. So your prophecy about Europe being “wiped out” is already outdated.

You don’t seem to understand how Europe works. It’s not one giant country. Each nation has its own policies, borders, identity, and enforcement. Throwing Norway into your panic fantasy just shows you know nothing about the continent you’re trying to lecture me about. Norway has some of the strictest immigration controls in the world and our culture isn’t going anywhere.

You said I should worry about jihadists instead of Nigerians. Why would I? I follow the law, I integrate, and I live wherever I choose because I’m welcome there. I’m not the one running from a passport that struggles to get past basic immigration counters. I don’t need to escape anything. I move because I can, not because I’m fleeing consequences.

You’re not informing me. You’re reciting fear like it’s wisdom. Europe isn’t collapsing, Nordic identity isn’t evaporating, and the people you’re terrified of are being dealt with legally and systematically. Meanwhile, I’m here, doing what I want, where I want, without begging, without bribing, and without breaking laws.

So don’t confuse me with extremists just because both groups crossed borders. One group runs from the world. I roam it.

Keep deciceving yourself
Islam is the 2nd biggest religion in Norway
It wasn't lie this in the 90's
Comeback in 2034 and check this Wikipedia page it will say Islam is the most popular religion in Norway. Give it some time.
And better learn how to speak Arabic your kids and grandkids will need it for their safety.

Fenrir:
Yes, I’m from Norway, and yes, I relocated to Nigeria. But here’s the thing: my Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish passports make borders meaningless for me. I can move anywhere, live anywhere, work anywhere. Meanwhile, that Nigerian passport you cling to? On the global stage, it’s basically toilet paper. You can’t touch what I can. That’s reality.

The same way you brag about entering other countries easily is the same way jihadist are bragging about entering Europe easily. Lol
Knife stabbings for christmas
Can't even walk freely outside in Europe

Look at Germany look at Sweden
Heck look at UK in 20 years time your nodic history will soon be wiped out by the Muslims like they did in turkey.

Worry about your Pakistani, Syrian jihadist populating Europe Not Nigerians

The fake reverend father has described himself

[quote author=MEGA4BILLION post=137619448]How did those persons get their certificate of origin to register for the service in the first place. They should be fished out and punished appropriately for falsification

Herb seller indeed

Ketu wey don dey sell agbo since 1925 never see food shop talkless of to rent this kind shop

No be Cana be this??

Impossible impossicant