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sukkot:
i have been to american and british uni and i call it suffering. there is no enjoyment there. naija uni is the sweetest. you have all the food you are familiar with around you and everyone looks like you so no racism and its a warm environment. trust me as a nigerian naija uni is the sweetest place you can ever go. but you just need money to enjoy it so you can rent off campus and have a car and furnished apt and have your gurl live with you off campus . SWEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

sukkot:
well its like this ? in american UNI you pay like 6 thousand dollars a year for the hostel ? but expect to live for free in nigerian hostel. what do you expect. this is how you enjoy nigerian uni. that 6000 you pay for american hostel ? convert it to naira and then go and rent a house around the school area. in ife i know guys who stayed in houses and had cars and furnished the houses and lived with their girlfriend off campus. stay away from hostels. you will enjoy your life no be small sef. it will be the best experience you ever had in your life. TRUST ME

banmee:
*Cough!!, *Cough!!. You have been to British and American colleges and you don't see any difference in the way they run their system there when compared to Nigeria. Ok. . Just to be clear, which Britain and America are we talking about?

sukkot:
But i have been to a british and american and nigerian university ( OAU to be exact ) and I didnt see much difference naw

mhiz:
whateva.... Proudly Nigerian!!

Smellymouth:
Sometimes it's not good for people to see you coming ..

Smellymouth:
My idea of my dream has changed all through the years. When I was in the university, it was the “popular” girl with the hottest body, just purely physical (immature I know).

The more mature I’ve become, you realize that there is much more to a woman and I stress the word WOMAN. A man wants a woman in their life, not a girl. A woman is someone who has morals, cares for other people, and someone you can count on no matter what the circumstance. My idea of the perfect woman is someone with a great sense of humor, has great family values, strong willed/minded, has the same lifestyle and career goals as I do.

Be able to talk and communicate on a very open level without being criticized. Most importantly, a positive attitude and makes the best of every situation with poise and determination.

Monalisa185:
I'm not impressed...aii, chill, lemme finish the rest...you well know I'm the best, that's the reason you scared to take the test...
My lines are well thought, not some shiit outta the butt, nor off the cuff, they ain't even made to fluff!!
I'll take you down like the ghostbusters...bring your shiits on and imma wrap you up like a spell caster...Xoxo


I'm telling you... In as much as I was a kid at that time, trust me, I still felt a lil bit embarrassed... Funny shiit

Monalisa185:
lol..I just saw this....seriously? You didn't reply my last mention na, you've been the one on the run...

https://www.nairaland.com/3122205/hilarious-things-did-kid/4#45948337

Monalisa185:
[b]Don’t test me, cuz there aint no telling wat I
might do next...When I start mine, they'll shoot right through your mind which stores your rhymes...this is just a freestyle, better than your lifestyle


Now I'm so motivated..lol, that's some crazy mumu stuff..so typical!

Well, as a kid, I really didn't do much, at least none I can remember, we were so restricted as kids, Buh I could share one I did away from home..

I was given alotta beans when I was little (little wonder why I didn't grow so tall considering the mount of beans I ate)...Each time I ate beans, I end up farting up and down in class, quite embarrassing, Buh as a kid, who cared about the embarrassment? You know that kinda moment you fart and you'll be the first to do "hmmmmmmm, what was that" lol, yeah, I always got away with it *covers face*

xoxo...one day, after school, I and a few other class mates were hanging around school, waiting to be picked up, I suddenly had that feeling that I was gonn' fart, Buh it was so unusual, it wasn't coming out freely like it always did, then I decided to force it, booomm! Some watery poo ran into my panties.. Lmao, I screamed 'ehhhhhhhhh?', the smell was already circulating round, I quickly ran to the back of the class, peeped into my sports wear 'hmmmm' that was a mess , before I could turn, my class mates had already gathered around me, they laughed the hell outta me ehhhh..

After that day, I started eating beans once every week..lol, crazy[/b]

Johneyhaz:
she dey with me ,like she uses 2 accounts now..try missmonalisa

Monalisa185:
aWwwwwww, a beautiful new month to you too darling... Thanks much

Johneyhaz:
wishes for 2

Maureenlucy:
She and her husband were Tsquared 2014 and it didn't make it to 2years! I pray d Tsquared 2016 last.

Monalisa185:
ohhhh yeah?? he's back with a bang to buzz the boss(me) bring it on baby!!!


No Na, you lead by example na..motivate me jor

Monalisa185:
ohhhhh my f*cking goodness!! Where in heaven's name have you been hidding? still running from the boss huh?

Oya where's your own confession?

KingCheezyPuff:
*Yeah,I went out an looked at the broad after I posted
....an found her there
The woman has day dedication, you have ta admit

KingCheezyPuff:
*Fo real

I know what it means,just don't know why you say I'm head matron
I ain't,that's Mamagee3 .....

Radicallyblunt I ain't seen Mama in a bit,where is she

KingCheezyPuff:
*Well know,I didn't miss you

What's that above?
..."matron-in charge"

Choi for real it's bout time i missed somebody else

It's like erm *being the boss ma'am in here*

KingCheezyPuff:
* Not at all.
....Hi

Hey
Difficult to admit but i did miss you

KingCheezyPuff:
*I understand that human behaviors cross oceans

That they are not Nation or race/gender specific.

KingCheezyPuff:
*Your's is not a testimony
But a gross generalization

°•Define what "billing" means to you

An how do you know she intentionally got impregnated by him?
Because do remember,He played a part in that pregnancy.