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Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *grand Finale* by sundoj08(m): 2:33am On Apr 04, 2016

Monalisa185:
[b]To that special someone, Ola!

looking for your face from the beginning of my time in this land (Nairaland)..
I have been looking for your face, but today I have seen it..
Today I have seen the charm, the cuteness and the unfathomable grace of the face I was looking for.
Ola, today I have found you..

I am bewildered by the magnificence of your handsomeness...
your charming EYES...
LIPS that I can eat for days without asking for any other food...
most importantly, the very first thing that got me attracted to you, your DREADS!
I can walk miles just to feel your DREADS resting on my chest..
And I wish to see you with a hundred eyes..

My heart has burned with passion and has searched forever for this wondrous soul that I now behold...
I am ashamed to call this love
and afraid of God to call it divine

Ola, I want to become your sunshine and also your shadow...
My soul is screaming in ecstasy..
every fibre of my being is in love with you..
Your effulgence has lit a fire in my heart..

My arrow of love has arrived at the target..
Baby, if only you can catch this arrow with your bare hands and make my lips sing Banky W's "YOU DEY DO ME STRONG THING"..
ìrèkéiyó òyìnbó, Just let me be that one person that can scatter your bololo dada every step of the way..

CC: Naijaboiy[/b]

Monalisa185 has won. Ola come and collect your bride o

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Romance › Re: Which Is More Important To You, Sex Or Friendship? by sundoj08(m): 9:38am On Apr 02, 2016

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Monalisa185:
lol, you needed to have seen my face, I got it painted with a yellow crayon

or maybe, just maybe I wasn't active enough, what you been up to na?
good morning!

Oh yeah..

Busy as a fox, making more dinero!
What have u been up to.

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sundoj08(m): 4:04am On Mar 31, 2016

Johneyhaz:
that's part2...this is 2016, millitant lay siege on America Embassy

oh s.hit, i gotta see it asap !!!

Romance › Re: Top Controversial Female Romancelander 2016 by sundoj08(m): 4:03am On Mar 31, 2016

Looks like there's bout to be an E-war soon.

Okada oya park im seeing chunchin !!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sundoj08(m): 3:43am On Mar 31, 2016

Johneyhaz:
I just finished watching jarhead3...that movie is dope

i think I've seen it already.. Where they had to go save some arab girl like that right?

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sundoj08(m): 2:57am On Mar 31, 2016

Johneyhaz:
cool...I dey run from,but always finding myself going back to her

lol..

Romance › Re: A ‘pee’ In A Swimming Pool Impregnates 16 Girls by sundoj08(m): 2:38am On Mar 31, 2016

Do they get preggo too when it's shot in their mouths, maybe it swims all the way down as well undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sundoj08(m): 2:35am On Mar 31, 2016

Johneyhaz:
guy I don't want her to know that it's me

gotcha

Romance › Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by sundoj08(m): 2:26am On Mar 31, 2016

Monalisa and johneyhaz derailing threads since 1908 B.C

Op the article is a lil hard to read (no paragraphs,spacing) but i sure hope u pointed out the *art of wandering hands esp during kisses*
Works like magic cool

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Romance › Re: Which Is More Important To You, Sex Or Friendship? by sundoj08(m): 2:21am On Mar 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
ahannnn!!! I should be blushing already , maybe green, purple yellow kinda blush

romanceland? not seen a shadow of your moniker since our last chat... maybe I didn't look though, just maybe...

Dunno bout green and purple but let's try yellow wink

U really didn't huh

Damn and i thought i was active enough..

Romance › Re: Which Is More Important To You, Sex Or Friendship? by sundoj08(m): 2:11am On Mar 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, why you smiling?

I'm alright as well.... where you been hiding?

Cos the name always gives me chills, associated with everything beautiful.

romanceland i guess

Romance › Re: Which Is More Important To You, Sex Or Friendship? by sundoj08(m): 1:46am On Mar 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
hey sundoj08, how you?

Monalisa

I'm good darl! How's you?

Romance › Re: How Often Do You Touch Your Pregnant Wife. by sundoj08(m): 2:05am On Mar 30, 2016

leaderWills:
I disagree my dear, sex continues as long as possible with mild penetration.

there's no need for mild penetration, you're never gon get to the baby. It's as simple as that

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Romance › Re: How Often Do You Touch Your Pregnant Wife. by sundoj08(m): 2:03am On Mar 30, 2016

Adaure4ever:
@OP. You should stop sex with your wife after 4 months of pregnancy.

That is just wrong in every sense of the word.. U should even have sex few hours before labor to make the whole show easier

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Men Find Unattractive In Women by sundoj08(m): 1:30am On Mar 30, 2016*

Just in case lalasticlala develops interest in this.

Btw kingcheezypuff what's your take on females not shaving their legs cos i was gon have a go at somebody but I'll listen to my new teacher's opinion first wink

cos i thought leg shaving was supposed to be a norm for females

Romance › Re: When You Keep Cheating On Bae And She Is Tired Of Your Excuses Pics+ by sundoj08(m): 1:27am On Mar 30, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
I'll take you an make you somethin' beautiful!

Aww best words I've heard all day

*automatically opens skull, ready to learn and be made* wink

Romance › Re: When You Keep Cheating On Bae And She Is Tired Of Your Excuses Pics+ by sundoj08(m): 1:12am On Mar 30, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Don't be jealous I can teach ya

U gon have to do an amazing job cos I'm pretty far from level headed.. So what say ye, still open to teaching? cool

Romance › Re: When You Keep Cheating On Bae And She Is Tired Of Your Excuses Pics+ by sundoj08(m): 1:06am On Mar 30, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
You mean I'm level headed...
... Anyway thanks

Seem like it's past tense now.. Gone with the wind I'd say tongue

Romance › Re: When You Keep Cheating On Bae And She Is Tired Of Your Excuses Pics+ by sundoj08(m): 12:49am On Mar 30, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
What you talkin',I'm always into it with somebody over sonethin'.... they start it though honest

We both know how *honest* that is.

And i remember when u seemingly just joined and all u did was put up nice comments here and there even when it felt like a war zone in the comment section. Fast forward couple of weeks and look at you.

I'm really proud of you grin

Romance › Re: What Turns You Off In The Opposite Sex?? by sundoj08(m): 12:42am On Mar 30, 2016

Being stu.pid undecided

Romance › Re: When You Keep Cheating On Bae And She Is Tired Of Your Excuses Pics+ by sundoj08(m): 12:35am On Mar 30, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Find a translator

Lml even kingcheezypuff is now officially a nairalander backed with balls to take shots at folks cheesy

Welcome to the club cool

Romance › Re: ???????????????????? by sundoj08(m): 12:27am On Mar 30, 2016

Johneyhaz:
mehn it's gats mad...my account manager don give me that day free... , yo showing up tomorrow?

Will call u

Romance › Re: My Neighbours Boyfriend Walks Half Nakeed Round The Compound by sundoj08(m): 12:24am On Mar 30, 2016

Johneyhaz:
Only one different between op and mamagee..mamagee doesn't bore us with long story but op does...

In olamide's voice *like timaya baby i concur*

#OlamideInNYC

Romance › Re: ???????????????????? by sundoj08(m): 12:16am On Mar 30, 2016

Johneyhaz:
how far come collect your ticket

Yo! That party will be maddd. Some of my guys like that don book table for 8. It's like everybody's going aswear #TurnUp cool

Romance › Re: ???????????????????? by sundoj08(m): 12:10am On Mar 30, 2016

Johneyhaz:
Some gals will always bring insult to all gals with their wreckless comments

Np: kendrick Lamar - sing about me

I tell u bruh.. Motherfucker I'm solidly behind u, mess those bitc.hes up. And don't listen to all of em female apologists cos they're same. undecided

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Romance › Re: ???????????????????? by sundoj08(m): 12:01am On Mar 30, 2016

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That her phone wey be like nokia asha

All these jobless,broke and hungry girls wey their papa nor even get volvo go dey rant.

They will never take a picture in their father's house because it's dilapidated. Have you ever seen a real rich kid talk about guys like that?

It's only broke girls or the ones who managed to escape from poverty that talk in such manner.

Forget them jare! [/color]

My Nigga

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Food › Re: Easter: Pizza I Made by sundoj08(m): 8:27pm On Mar 28, 2016

Op it's called Pita bread not ~~pizza bread~~

What kinda pizza is this one. shocked

Pizza is made with flour and not ~~pizza bread~~ Pita bread.

Op want to purge somebody

Romance › Re: 10 Really Dumb Things Nigerians Are Fond Of Doing by sundoj08(m): 3:11am On Mar 28, 2016

Just in case grin

But do Nigerians truly celebrate 4th of july huh

. Someone shoud e-verify

Nairaland General › Re: Was Lalasticlala Sacked Or Did He Resign? by sundoj08(m): 10:23pm On Mar 27, 2016

The same Lalasticlala that's chilling with me right now. Oya Lala show em something

Health › Re: Ola Orekunrin, The Youngest Doctor In England At Age 21 by sundoj08(m): 4:53pm On Mar 27, 2016

scholes0:
In Okun o, kete omo Ipinle Ekiti, l'ule l'oko.

ipinle Ekiti a gbe wa oo

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Health › Re: Ola Orekunrin, The Youngest Doctor In England At Age 21 by sundoj08(m): 4:52pm On Mar 27, 2016

Niyinficient:
Ekiti ule Uyi!

#ProudlyEkitite #FountainofKnowledge #LandofHonour

Kare re, Aba re a gbe o !!!

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