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VillageGOAT:
ray4000 you see yourself, sunnepa17 just confirmed that you are lying, thats because sunnepa17 remembered what i did to okonta jnr in 1985 when he tried to touch my sweetheart lyndalyn55, so sunnepa17 cannot try it because he does not want me to repeat that event of 1985 again

but ray4000 i think i saw suogal with elder fraiser at one five start hotel like that yesterday, they were holding their hands together, i was still wondering what they were doing there sha, maybe it was evangelism... I just can't say

Lolzz

Lyndalyn55:
Ha! Ray400 even the gist no sweet to talk bcus u no say na lie...haba!

Abi ooo

Cc. Suogal

Tiwaladeboo:
mowin dear.

Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ya nite?

Lvlink:
my cherryPie how was your night?

Lol..sweeti, my nite was cool nd urz?

CandiceJay:
Ahhh dat parry is gonna be awesome . It's gonna be like a sendforth to NYSC orientation camp for us all. We would av seen our CULs and SODs by then so the fun will be at it's peak. I'm loving it already

Smile, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ rite my dear.

In anticipation 2wards d day.

heeyarnuh:
was cool and yours?

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw dear...my nite was short buh was awesome.

Titanium38:
Was okay.. Lolz there's no need for that, pls get up.. I wish I could stay but I can only visit.. Am with Batch B actually. Just came to check on my friends..

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ dear...do check on us always.
Nice 2 (•͡.̮ •͡ ) yhu here.

CandiceJay:
My night was short but peaceful. It was a stressful day yesterday but it was worth it. Don't worry, ur day will be just as awesome as Barong's own was.

Ɣξαђ sɦɛ rili worth more dan..»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌« dear

VillageGOAT:
[b] Goodmorning my fellow villagers, this is village Goat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
The headlines
BARONGMJ BIRTHDAY PARTY
from one of our correspondents mr chima who attended the birthday party, he said the party was held at ighravweIG house in lekki phase 10, opposite oando filling station, the party was filled with celebrities like mc sunnepa17, miss candicejay the former miss nigeria, ray4000 the business man from china, elder fraiser the current minister of women affairs and others

according to some eye witness, sister nkiru, she said that she saw village goat and his wife lyndalyn55 getting down from their private jet in grand style and they received cheers from the people on the streets of lekki, villagegoat who reportedly has two plots of land in ota is really a successful man with too much money on him.

Another eye witness, okezie junior who sells spare parts in lekki phase 12 said that he saw fraiser trying to kiss suogal, and suogal gave him a tantalizing hot slap, she said she belongs to ray4000, and nobody can touch her, and as a gentleman, fraiser decided to endure the slap and finally took his wife marvluv to the event...

The event was interesting as the celebrant, barongmj danced away her sorrows while DJ ighravweIG her husband played the best and lastest music for her, it was fun when mcsunnepa17 climbed the stage to crack some of his funny jokes, fraiser was not laughing because of that hot slap, candicejay decided to share the food and drinks, and everybody danced and danced and danced till their mama called them back home

another eyewitness oga timothy said he saw laramite and meeddah in the birthday party, they wore bum shorts, exposing their sexy legs and grooove brought them with his prado jeep, while brosjay3 was seen getting down from a keke napep, to attend the birthday party and loveablechi also came to the party ...

The chief host of the event was president buhari, and he talked about corruption and he said for fraiser to have three wives is corruption, that EFCC should investigate him...

This is villagegoat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
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Lolzz...ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ 2 much, double tuala, no more tuale.

ray4000:
So you don turn us to olosho man abi. Ur wife no go tell u wetin happen yesterday for d bday, no be my mouth u go hear am, that guy called sunnepa na bad guy o, he don bad pass fraiser. If u see as he dey pakuromo ur wife make I no talk.

Lolzz...alagbere ray4000, just because ℓ̊ tld ur wife Suogal d truth yetanite, nw ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ liein against ♍ƺ nw....haba!

Dunt mind ɦɨʍ villagegoat oo, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ suppose knw ɦɨʍ nw.


Cc. Suogal

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw...my syd b as he D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ b jarey

Brosjay3:
Fine & how ur side?

CandiceJay:
When is that?

17th

Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ya nite...ℓ̊ hope yhu had a sound slip coz ℓ̊ was lukin @you yestanite walkin upandan just 2 make sure d fud is Superb

CandiceJay:
Great morning to you

CandiceJay:
VillageGOAT and Mariosam, you guys should not kill us with laughter o. where did u get all those ur adages from? I am so laughing out loud


Greyworld, you only sneak in here when u're having issues with 4pics 1word. Don't call me again oh, ah yaff vex.

My most lovely villagers, i greet you all. I can see people are still sleeping due to d late night party, it was soooo much fun. Whose parry is next?

Lol....mine shld b d next

Titanium38:
Goodmorning Sunnepa.. Was just passing by actually. Lolz

Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ya nite...pls dunt pass by, stay wif us here...am on my kneels..lol

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning Pinkyberry2 nd dadizgurl

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning Titanium38

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning CandiceJay, Tiwaladeboo and Lvlink

VillageGOAT:
chai, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, how many times did i call you? The only man that have 5000 wives and 2000 concubines, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in ikeja but there was no light in ikorodu...
The gods are angry, when i presented elder fraiser for the sacrifice, they rejected him, they said how can you bring another oracle for them, they said the prayers of pastor sunnepa17 is disturbing the sacrifice, right now, their juju has been destroyed, they said no more sacrifices again, that since there is no virgin girls to be given to primusinterpares, that two oloshos should be given to him from another village...
This is what the gods said i should tell you...
He who has ears let them ear...
Jah jah jah jah holy holy

Lol....BETA

IghravweIG:
Yea. Our nite was beautiful.

Wow...ցմժ 2 knw.
My regards 2 հҽɾ

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 16 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
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ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
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timarh
dera25
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sunnepa17
cylas
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ukjerry
suogal
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senesco
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skydweller
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ray4000
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ronaromio
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pman001
tellasola
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olorunleke001
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roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Life is about making an impact, not making an income - KEVIN KRUSE .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
My joy knows no bounds, i will devote all my energy and all the powers available to me to the service of Nigeria and humanity - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) With all due respect, if Jesus Christ could come to the world and be the chairman of INEC, any election he would conduct will be disputed - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO

2) Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on - PATIENCE JONATHAN
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[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Candicejay, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko haram throws a bomb, what will you do ?
CANDICEJAY- I will stop assuming...

2) A community pastor by name ray4000 was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery everytime. So he told the community to adopt saying they have fallen and not go into details, that is if they commit adultery, they should tell him that they have fallen as he would understand...
After some years later, ray4000 retired and travelled to china to stay there permanently, then a new pastor by name pastor sunnepa17 came from outside the town and was sworn in. Everyday people go to him and say they have fallen, pastor sunnepa17 being concerned and not knowing what was going on, called the village chief, chief fraiser and said to him, ''i think you should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday''. Chief fraiser started to laugh hysterically, knowing that fallen means adultery, he kept on laughing for a long time
the pastor sunnepa17 said '' don't laugh, YOUR WIFE FELL 7 TIMES THIS WEEK''

CHIEF FRAISER FAINTED
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FUNNY PICS DOWN THERE

ROTFL.....GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D job bro

heeyarnuh:
waoh tanks

Urw, ցմժ morning nd Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ya nite?

Brosjay3:
Good morning bro.

Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ur nite jarey?

IghravweIG:
Amen. Morning to u too Bro.

Ɣξαђ ....ℓ̊ hope yuu nd barongmj had a nice nite?

GROOOVE:
okay, so Akwa Ibom is a confirmed no go area for stream2.......painful as hell, i was really rooting for it........kwara, kd and ogun left on the list......i might as well just skip camping and fast forward through a long and boring year
cc sunnepa17

Y is Akwa-Ibom no go area ƒօɾ stream2?....same states bro, guy my hope is high in God ƒօɾ Aks....normal human being can't change ooo.

Today’s forecast for all the villagers: If you are reading this mention, nothing can stop you from having an incredible day. Good morning.

Skydweller:
Make una remember to call NYSC GC to dance floor so that he no go vex shift our camping date.

Lolzz

DUEZNATION:
Notin attached bro,its just a lap dance only

Issorait

IghravweIG:
Hmm.
leave am jare.
I trust my bae.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ...just want yuu 2 notice noni coz it seems yhu Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ carried away in d parrry

GROOOVE:
DJ IG wonderful job on the mix, lets have somtin a little ruff, u knw, party kind
wow MC Sunnepa17 great job on the write up there, (i think u might have beaten villagegoat's record on longest post on this thread) lol
Candicejay sup wit the caterers and item 7? Am like super famished right here

Lolzz....»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌« bro.

DUEZNATION:
Happy bday barongmj. Do u mind if i give u a lap dance for ur bday present? Happy bday barongmj. Do u mind if i give u a lap dance for ur bday present?

Cc. IghravweIG

Lol....Na sօ օօօօ .

IghravweIG:
Baddo