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IghravweIG:
Here u go Padi mi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2hv1lWoLCg

Ooshea padie....ur head D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere

ray4000:
Chaii dis guy don kill me finish so na here u take wait for me. No distroy my relationship
My one an only Angel suogal I really love u don't mind what ever dey say o.

Lolzz...shey b ℓ̊ tell yuu say am alwayz more step ahead of yuu...afefe ti fe, ati ri furo adiye.

Dj IG..dedicatin ɖɨs song 2 d celebrant, play ♍ƺ sunny ade: happy birthday

suogal:
Lol, thanks dear. I would handle him later. am enjoying the love in this birthday party so much

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ...make sure ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ dealt wif ɦɨʍ..oloju kokoro ni.


Same here, ɖɨs buffdae parrrry nah confam gbedu....grooving wif my wife loveablechi, հҽɾ waist is turning ♍ƺ on, can't wait 4us 2 b alone @home.

suogal:
Lol, thanks dear. I would handle him later. am enjoying the love in this birthday party so much

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ...make sure ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ dealth wif ɦɨʍ..oloju kokoro ni.


Same here, ɖɨs buffdae parrrry nah confam gbedu....grooving wif my wife loveablechi, հҽɾ waist is turning ♍ƺ on, can't wait 4us 2 b alone @home.

Smile....»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌« brotherly

IghravweIG:
Chai! u really sabi dis MC stuff o. U're gud bro. Keep it up

ray4000:
Suogal my Angel welcome back, have miss u like no tomorrow. Hope no problem

Hmmm...**whisper 2 his ear** ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ b alabosi ooo, afta yuu don follow follow all d single beautiful maidens in ɖɨs village, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ nw sayin dat yhu missed հҽɾ ʟɨҡɛ no tomorrow, ℓ̊ wanted 2 voice awt ƒօɾ Suogal 2 ear but dunt want yuu 2 ruined հҽɾ day coz sɦɛ is avin a nice tym her**

barongmj:
Rotflmao U no serious o...lool

Smile...hope ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ avin a nice day?

barongmj:
You guys r simply the best. Never knew its all family here. Just as you all put so much smile on my face, the Lord God shall continually put a BIG FAT SMILE on your faces now till the end of days. IJN
God bless you all

Amen!!! IJN

IghravweIG:
Thank u Thank u Mc Sunepa17. Pls keep making ur request in dedication to the celebrant

Urw hubsy of d celebrant

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen:



Welcome to this day in which one lady is about to shine in tonight`s celebration. To start with I may request everyone to
please rise for the opening prayer to be lead by Okitaiji.
Please be seated
And now let`s brace ourselves as I am about to introduce our celebrant this evening. A lot of women are dreaming to be like her, a successful woman in her
chosen career, a role model of the youth. The woman who has the glamour
and glitz in the village sɦɛ revolves in. Joining me in welcoming ..Mrs Barongmj IG

(speech done by the celebrant)

SHORT JOKES
The old lady was being interviewed by reporters on the occasion of her 110th birthday. "What do you think is the reason for your long life?" they asked her. "Oh," she replied, "ℓ̊ suppose it's because ℓ̊ was born such a long
time ago."....lolzz

INTRODUCTION OF GUESTS
But before we go on, it is my great honor to introduce all her special guests for tonight.
Like a flower that blooms and exudes its
sweet scents to attract bees and butterflies, the debutant will be swarmed later on by 18 equally gentle bachelors. Let us invite them to come in
to the grand ballroom. Let us start with:
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani


Next is Family Member
Without them, her life would be empty
and unhappy. Let us all give a big round of applause to honor all the people whom she truly loved........................

And now…. guests, friends, ladies and gentlemen, let us all stand as we welcome the debutant as a woman of
grandeur, now hot and legal….escorted by her nephew…. Let’s give
a big round of applause to Barongmj and her husby IG as we cut the cake.


SHORT JOKE 2
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last
week I asked her what she wanted as a
present. "Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give ♍ƺ something with diamonds." That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.


DINNER
Sorry for the intrusion in the
continuous flow of our celebration but ℓ̊ would like to announce that we will have
our dinner this time. After the dinner, the
family would like to request everybody to
please remain for a while for presentation of gift, taking picture with Barongmj the celebrant.

Votes of Thanks by Mrs Barongmj IG

*Grab d mic 4rm DJIG* *helo tue tue* GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D evening all, is great to have you here. Here is d format/proceedure of 2day buffdae bash parrrry


1. OFFICIAL WELCOME BY THE MC: DJ IG 2. BIRTHDAY GIRL ENTERS AND DJ TO PLAY SONG 3. INTRODUCE BIRTHDAY GIRL AND ANYONE ELSE ON THE MAIN TABLE 4. MC TO SAY A JOKE TO WARM THE GUESTS UP 5. SPEECH ONE IS GENERALLY BY A FRIEND:………………………… 6. SPEECH TWO IS BY A CLOSE RELATIVE: …………………………….. 7. CROWD INTERACTION WITH FUN AND GAMES: BALLROOM DANCING COMPETITION. MC CALLS FOUR COUPLES. NORMALLY I MAKE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL CHOOSE THE COUPLES. 8. LIGHTING OF THE CANDLES ASSISTED BY:…………………… 9. BLOWING OF THE CANDLES BY BIRTHDAY GIRL 10. CUTTING OF THE CAKE BY BIRTHDAY GIRL 11. FEEDING OF THE CAKE ASSISTED BY: …………………………… 12. MC SUNNEPA SINGH TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND THE CROWD JOINS IN 13. HANDING OVER OF GIFT BY: ………………………. 14. LIGHTS GO OFF AND THE SLIDE SHOW STARTS PRESENTED BY:… 15. SPEECH THREE: …………………………………. 16. MC SUNNEPA SINGH TO SAY JOKE 17. SPEECH FOUR: ………………………………….. 18. CROWD INTERACTION: VUVUZELA BLOWING COMPETITION. MC CALLS FIVE MALES AND MAKE THEM BLOW.THIS IS A RIPPER….BIRTHDAY GIRL CHOOSES THE FIVE MALES. 19. PROPOSE TOAST: …………………………………… 20. BIRTHDAY GIRLS SPEECH: ………………………………. 21. MC TAKES THE CHORDLESS MIC TO A FEW GUESTS THAT ARE SEATED AND ASK THEM TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 22. VOTE OF THANKS: ………………………………………………….. 23. BLESSING OF THE MEALS DONE BY THE MC SUNNEPA 24. MC SUNNEPA SINGH TO ANNOUNCE SUPPER (BUFFET OR TABLE SERVING) 25. MC SUNNEPA SINGH ANNOUNCES FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO TAKE PHOTO’S 26. OPENING DANCE SONG: ………………………….. 27. NON STOP PARTY TILL CLOSURE WITH DJ IG


Cc. Hubsy 2 fill d line.

ray4000:
Lolz.....yes nah

Lol...Wa ba mi nibe, just knw dat ℓ̊ will always b more steps ahead of yhu.

Alfaray4000...yhu can't spoil my name in ɖɨs vallage coz all d babe knew dat ℓ̊ b beta pikin 2 dem.

Haters shld jump insyd pool...lol

ray4000:
Precious91 no go try am, sunnepa no be good person o *whisper* if u let am meet ur wife chai ur girl don go be that. Na olojukokoro

IghravweIG:
Gbayi, padi mi. I trust u.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡

Fraiser padi mi....yuu just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ peep.
Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ va nah?

giftiebrown:
my boss no vex, d engine don knock.....we dey look fr mechanic...mk una send okitaiji n Sunnepa17 to cum collect d goodies....

Lol....will send my boyz dere nw, d parrry must nt b delayed.

IghravweIG:
My people una Good afternoon o.. On behalf of my baby and the birthday celebrant. I want to thank u all for ur birthday messages. Pls the birthday bash is scheduled for 6pm. My padi Sunepa17 and the celebrant's beautiful sister Candicejay are the host. Pls make una turn up in time o. No African man time. cc Sunepa17(Host) Candicejay(Sister and Host). Emm, Oga Giftiebrown, the goodies never come o. abi the jet done crash.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ .....ℓ̊ will b dere

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw

Kaylexzy:
I'm holding my own right here bruh. We dey try. Lol

Lvlink:
No he wouldn't need that.

Dunt mind ɦɨʍ, even duo am lukin ƒօɾ Vasline is just 2 apply it on my heady or body....dirty mind..lol

Lvlink:
but he trickles' my Fantasy!

Lol...Na sօ օօօօ ....tell dem

Kaylexzy:
Lol.. Bruh, Wat I do na?

Aiit....issokay

Kaylexzy:
I'm Aii bruh. How ya end?

Cool jarey, urz?

Precious91:
hmmm.Issokay

Issorait in anticipation

giftiebrown:
ok i gt, yuu dey go et dinner fr Lvlinks house abi

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ....Ɣξαђ , we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ always eat dinner 2geda wif ♍ƺ , loveablechi nd հҽɾ hubsy.....alakoba..lol

ayGodsdelight:
I can make her my family friend nah... at least we all belong to the family of ocean 2

Lol

giftiebrown:
c as Lvlink don mk yuu fr frgt loveablechi...carry on ray4000,i dey feel yuu

Loveablechi will still 4eva remain my Angel..lvlinks is my family frnds oooo



Cc. Smartins1

ayGodsdelight:
expect enough request.... all this boys wey there eyes dey chook

Lol...hmmmm, sɦɛ is my family frnd ooo, includin yhu ayGodsdelight?

Precious91:
I no trust people in this village.This one you are picking and sharing.hian

Lol.....sɦɛ is safe around.
Just tell ♍ƺ were sɦɛ is anytym sɦɛ is cumin, ℓ̊ will use my private tinted glass 2 pick both of yhu....#Nofear

Lvlink:
husby? Abeg forget that thing, who husby don epp?


566B1A1A if you care!

Lol.....Chaii, baddest wifey.

ℓ̊ care baje baje coz we b family frnds....dunt accept ray4000 oo.

ray4000:
Luvlink no worry go check again me self don send msg so add down. No add sunnepa

Lolz...Jealousy...Thank God my sista no fall 4u abi ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ ƒօɾ use Jealousy kill հҽɾ.

ray4000:
For what. Theif, oloju kokoro, ole, arshawo, gbomo gbomo, boko haram, fulani hansman, alimongiri, ipob, olosho okurin

Lol....Kilode ooo, gboromi di eleru.

Dem send yuu 2me ni or nah ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ b precious?