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Skydweller:
Stream 2 people come and see ooo. Who said it is not possible. It is. I am on my way to camp now. I got OYO.
How it happened..
Yesterday I saw a friend off to park. While talking in the park, an old woman walked up to us. She didn't look familiar but we sha greeted her. She said she had been listening to our conversations. And that she would like to help me. She said she work in NYSC headquatre, Abuja. When I heard this, my heard this my I was very happy and my friend was happy for this last minute help that came. The woman reached for her bag, picked her phone, and made that call. She demanded for my names and call up number. The call up number almost caused problem I no no am by heart. Suddenly I remember that NYSC texted it to us. I looked through my phone. Lo and behold, it was there. I called the number out. The old woman smiled and went on with the call.
She ended the call after some minutes. She told me, that I should go to my dashboard latter in the day to print my call up letter. My friend and I thanked her. As soon as the woman departed, I could no longer contained my joy. I bade my guy farewell. I ran like Usain Bolt to the nearest cafe. My dashboard didn't show. I went back in the night, it showed but nothing was there. I almost give up. Just one more click to my dashboard this morning and I found it. MY CALL UP LETTER. Yes. Oyo state. I printed it. I rearranged the bag i have scattered to live.

Then It happened. I woke up from sleep. All this while, I have been dreaming. Chai see waiting NYSC turn me to. Anyway, i am still looking. Good morning to you peeps.

Lolzzz...ℓ̊ almost bolive
Morning jarey

nathoneal:
You just reminded me of my fav OAPs in CoolFm

Joyce (my sweetheart) and N6 on the Cool night cafe

Do2dtun on radio graffiti

Daddy Freeze...

Nice one SunNEPA17...

but I like how peaceful and cool our community is, I wouldn't call it dull at all...

All eyes on May13th...

Gbayi pa brodalee..GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

LeoFish92:
Lwkmd..... More of these please

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡

2 dull jarey

abishaddy:
Lol....gud evening every 1. Dis place is indeed dull today.

,Y ɖɨs place dull nah....letz cheer up my bro nd sis, we sef go soon join dem ƒօɾ were dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ 2day @may21st.



A boy found a bag of money & called one FM radio station saying; Boy: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James, Plot 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi

Presenter:- You are such an honest boy! So, I believe you want to return the bag?
Boy:-No ooo, I dey craze? For what? I just want to dedicate a song to him................. Play me, MY HELPER OOO㰊


Let honesty reign. Dats what can help Nigeria and you,

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 1: (ENDING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: 1 DAY TO GO (STARTING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)



ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 16 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 24 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
it is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not- ANDRE GIDE.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
No man ever fails until he fails on the inside- W.F KUMUYI.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry - NNAMDI AZIKIWE (1947)

2) whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) TEACHER- behing every successful man there is a woman, class what do we learn from this?
JOHNNY- We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman

2) TEACHER- Why did you come late to school
JOHNNY- A man lost 1000 naira note at the bus stop
TEACHER- ohhh.... I see... Were you helping him to look for the money?
JOHNNY- No!! I dey craze?? Na me stand on top the money since...
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Thumps up bro

Journey Mercy 2 all otondo moving awt 2day...Almighty God will b wit ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ all IJN

,** Chicken wey run away from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup;

YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINY.

㠪* Today's newspaper na tomorrow suya wrap;

KEEP CALM NOTHING LAST FOREVER.

㠪* Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef;

JUST BE PATIENT LET THE GAME COME TO YOU. DON'T RUSH.

㠪* Akara & moinmoin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different;

HOW YOU START DOESN'T MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS HOW YOU FINISH.

㠪* If life show you pepper, my guy make pepper soup
from it;

MAKE SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF A BAD EXPERIENCE.

㠪* I get am before no be property;
STOP LIVING IN THE PAST AND START LIVING IN THE PRESENT.

**If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate;

DON'T OUTSTAY YOUR WELCOME.

**Craze no hard to form na the trekking be wahala;

EASIER SAID THAN DONE.

**No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans;

CALM DOWN, YOUR TEMPER WON'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

㠪*Every mallam with im own kettle, every northerner with im own radio;

EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

㠪*Frog eye no be open eye:

HAVING BIG EYES DOESN'T MAKE YOU CIVILISED.

㠪*Bring suya...bring suya, na cow body dey suffer am;

EVERY ACTION HAS A CONSEQUENCE.

㠪*E go better e go better na im make ibo man still dey kano;

WHEN THERE IS LIFE, THERE'S HOPE.

㠪*The difference between ipekere & plantain chips na packaging;

DONT JUDGE BASED ON APPEARANCE ALONE.

㠪*Escort me, escort me, na so slave trade take start;

SERIOUS THINGS SOMETIMES START LIKE JOKE.

**Pikin wey use agbada take start, abeg wetin e go
wear when e old;

SLOW & STEADY WINS THE RACE.

㠪*The water wey dem use make eba can never be
recovered back;

DONT CRY OVER SPILLED MILK...

Brothers/Sisters, COOL DOWN...

GOD KNOWS ALL, & HE ALONE IS IN CONTROL OF ALL THINGS BECAUSE HE IS GOD ALONE & ABOVE ALL THINGS. Good Evening,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hmmm, can yuu handle all?

GROOOVE:
my brother time no dey

GROOOVE:
married pple shey? Oya NL ladies show face
abishaddy ladycomfort candicejay rosey33 teemakagu northkendal tiwaladeboo honeybash barongmj dadizgirl goodgirl247
lyndalyn55 will u marry me? promise i'll be a good husband

Haba! Only yhu

Na sօ օօօօ . Preparation in progress...

gpstars:
hp u guys v started preparing bit by bit come may 21 we re all in camp

Correct ....loading indeed
Ah beg shey yhu fit help ♍ƺ fast forward it?

maccabi:
To those that still worries about not receiving any messages from nysc ++ no link for cul on his / her dashboard ...

Note : when u log in to ur dashboard right now u will see it clearly on ur dashboard same message u were worried to get on ur phone by nysc , I think nysc just updated that so u will know ur stands

Stream 2 .. Loading 20%

abishaddy:
Hi every 1,am new to dis stream 2 platform...d states I chose r,Niger, Akwa ibom, kd n Oyo

Wotz up damsel, welcum on board....nice 2 av yuu here...Akwa-Ibom and Kaduna in common

Wotz up Chidinma.....GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D monday morning 2 ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ all...ℓ̊ hope yhu all had a lovely weekend..
Morning is a wonderful blessing given by
God, it may be cloudy or sunny, but it is
an unwrapped gift. A gift that gives us
another start of what we define as LIFE.
Good Morning!

ukjerry:
yeah, we might.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ....GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

blikani:
hi... am stream 2. chose Abuja, Akwa ibom, kaduna, Enugu I jes hope all dese joining batch B gist isn't for real...

Wotz sup damsel, welcum on board.....akwa-Ibom nd Kaduna in common. No b gist my dear, nah big fart lie rummurs, may21st still stand jarey.. Btw, GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

Urw dear....just pretend as if ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ dunt (•͡.̮ •͡ ) it coz our hope is high in God 4 may21st.
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

Honeybash:
thanks jare but all dis rumours fit kill person

Beeni oo.....O se koko

Honeybash:
fasting and prayer now necessary

Welcum on board ma, nice 2 av yuu here, only Kaduna in common..we av 2 endure it ni jarey.
Btw, GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

Pinkyberry2:
stream two.. ABUJA, KADUNA, LAGOS, ENUGU... this delay is becoming frustrating.

dejiconde:
Am Deji, stream2 kwara, Ekiti, kaduna, edo

Welcum Sir...nice 2 av yhu here

ukjerry:
lol... yeah, I know.

but ever since she got her own apartment at V. I, person no wan kon here word for her oo

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡.... We might move 2geda duo if eventually nysc troway us 4 d same state

One of my frnd dat didn't pay received notificatn 4 stream2

roughdiamond:
Please did anyone among those who didn't pay receive the notification for Stream 2?

Na sօ օօօօ . My sista

Lyndalyn55:
me too oooooo

GROOOVE:
Oboy sunnepa17 whether this rumour correct or not our 4 choice for SOD stand ground gidigba

Na sօ օօօօ . Oga mi Grooove

daudae1:
STATES TO HOLD STREAM TWO CAMP ARE KADUNA,RIVERS, OGUN,DELTA,BORNO,ENUGU,AKWAIBOM,AND KWARA. ALL STREAM 2 MOST HAVE ATLEAST 1 OF THESE STATES ON THEIRB CHOICES,IF U HAVE ONLI ONE THEN AUTOMATICALLY THAT WILL BE YOUR STATE OF DEPLOYMENT. THESE STATES ARE THE ONES MOST CHOOSED BY PCM THATS Y DEY HAVE 2STREAMS..ASK YOUR SELF IF THERE IS NO MONEY HOW WILL FG BE PAYING STREAM 1 AFTER CAMP? SIMPLE REASONING....

all my states is dere..ℓ̊ choose Ogun, Akwa-Ibom, Kaduna nd kwara in dat order..ℓ̊ hope 4 Akwa-Ibom ooo.


ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ av spoken well jarey....#gbayi pa

Honeybash:
Pple like dis will give me HBP

My dear no give ya sef HBP ooo. Ɖɨs lyf is 2 small 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fink wot doesn't worth it.
Oya take ɖɨs chilled maltina 2 cool ur body

candiceJ:
Na wa for Nairaland o. I was banned for no reason. But its well.

Thank God ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ released, no mind dem jarey, rubbish anti spam, Na sօ օօօօ . Dem ban ♍ƺ sef 4 3days eailer just bcoz ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ quotes mention.

Honeybash:
you funny

Smile

cynthiaezebaby:
have any one in steam2 get call up no for the state he or she is posted?

Dunt undastand ur question Sir...kindly restructure it pls

Olasum:
With all this I am hearing, I am so scared. July is too far for God's sake, merge with batch B ke. I pray all this aren't true ooo, What's the possibility that batch B will also hold in July. Shey I won't leave this thread like this, with all this rumors, make person no get hypertension at young age oo

teemakagu:
Me I go just leave dis thread aswear.m.. very soon sef.... pple here only scare nd annoy u.... abegi!!!

Ah beg make unah no leave oooo, nah fake rumurs...Sir daudae1 has confirmed say nah big fart lie...may21st stand gidigba

daudae1:
You are a Fat Liar!! Notin like that!

#gbam