₦airaland Forum

the guy go be like. yaaaap make I dress smart for this party ooo

Oga ooooooo

blood is thicker than water na. hummmm. medicinal marijuana thou

I think am the STC if it reaches FP

ask her @tontolet (instagram)

happy birthday to the dead woman. and RIP once again

she's pretty sha.

okay

chaaiii. I go make for this life oooo

Bekwarra:
Naso one girl carry her laptop come my room that time make I help am do assignment o. The girl no even dey my department. I rush go online, check all the soft copies of materials wey dey her system. I use two days do assignment as per say I wan do better job. After I don type finish I carry system dey go her hostel. As I don dey near na hin I call her say I don almost reach o. Naso the werey girl. Talk say "hey sweetheart I'm very sorry I'm in Daniel's place off-campus. He's sick and I've gone to help him cook. Can you please help me bring it tomorrow morning when coming to the faculty." I just stand there they look like mumu. Daniel na guy wey she tell me say na her toaster who just dey disturb her and she don tell am say dem no fit date. My creator will never forgive that girl.

sorry bro, I feel ur pain.

Bibline:
I also experienced one with PES 2012... "Non of your players would touch the ball throughout first half". I was like.... even if u be Konami... How my hand no go touch ball. Nain I ginger carry pad.. Dudes. I no touch ball ooo. The guy go pass around.. pass give in keeper... do own goal.. do pass 1, pass 2... repeat am.. till first half pass. I won cry that day

haha. that guy wicked ooooo. baba wahala niyen ooo

baaaad

the moment u taste naija osogbo weed for the first tym....... #u feel on top of the world

fernandoc:
The. Last one is funny. Imagine wizkid waking me up every morning with its ur buooy wizzzy!

abbi Terry G and Small Doctor....... dem go shout till they poooo (even gonna buy golden bell terry self. he go jingle till Jesus come the second tym)

SamuelAnyawu:
All Nigeria Uniform men are above the Law ...


"Do what I say, but don't do what I do" - Nigeria Uniform Men

u garrit guy

Damola00:
Ogun re o na juju.. Lol

ise aye ni, na juju

funny thou

tyson99:
Effect of too much weed

yeap. u GARRIT

Mercykayy:
Thank God i'm single.

heenheen. no marry ooo

15 yearz! OP u knw think wetin I dey think abi

u try sha

HND/BSc Dichotomy Removed.

At last, it is with excitement, capital joy amidst jubilation and celebration of over 20 years struggle of Nigerian Polytechnic students and graduates including the staff unions and heads of Polytechnic in Nigeria.

I am pleased to announce to the public that the COUNCIL OF ESTABLISHMENT which comprises of all the head of service of the 36 States of the Federation and the head of service of the Federation approved the removal of this long overdue dichotomy which hinder the career progression of HND holders in civil service in her meeting held in Minna Niger state capital during the week after an exhaustive deliberation, pro and anti deposition which ended with tie vote of 16 against 16 while the head of service of the Federation voted in support as presiding officer after the tie, to earn the Polytechnic sector the victory.

Making the vote 17 pro against 16 anti. Henceforth, This resolution automatically lift embargo on HND holder career progression in civil service as the holder can now rise beyond Deputy Director in civil service as well enjoy all sort of benefits/promotion to the topmost rank due to BSc holders in civil service.

It is on record that this same Council was the sole obstacle for this struggle since year 2005 when President Olusegun Obasanjo pronounced the removal of this dichotomy, the Council called the then president statement a mere pronouncement with out documentation and refused it adoption nor implementation.
It will be recalled that the last meeting of the council which was held at Ilorin kwara state capital witness heavy presence of Nigeria Polytechnic students which I personally led as the National Senate President of NAPS to the council in protest for the need for the council to reconsider her position on the said matter.
A position paper was submitted after the protest as demanded by the then head of service of Federation who was the chairman of the Council, unfortunately, the matter was completely discussed nor concluded at Ilorin until now in her next meeting in Niger state.

The Council often meets every 3 years, On behalf of the entire West Africa Polytechnic students and most especially the Nigeria Polytechnic students, I express sincere gratitude to the head of service of states and that of the Federation who stood for us and with us, the Federal Ministry of Education, the National Board for Technical Education NTBE, Council of Head of Polytechnic and Colleges of Technology COHEADS, Academic Staff Union of Polytechnic ASUP, past and present leadership of National Association Of Polytechnic Students NAPS and by extension the Nigerians Union of journalist for their support all through the struggle.

We look forward for immediate implementation by all state of the Federation, Federal government agencies and departments while I call on all Polytechnic student to join us as we Commence appreciation/celebration.

Aluta continua, Victoria Ascerta,
No retreat no surrender,
As long as we live, struggle continues.

Amb S A Lukman #AIG
Immediate past Senate President NAPS, Outgoing Regional President WAPSU

queendalyn:
Please, how do I comment on Nairaland?

smash your phone on a solid stone, after it d calibration spoit,.... yhoowaaa, una don comment be that.


another alternative way is that: fine a needle or safety pin, just dey use am touch ur phone, gbaaammm #lobatan

Pheals:
u feel him

I feel him die, he kill's it

Pheals:
u feel him

I feel him die, he kills it

Pheals:
Bro femi shift joor ... Feel that Dab

omo, this kid na baddest

mizzbouqui:
I think the relationship is dead and you might be tempted to cheat since your love for her is not that strong again, you should break up with her before its too late at least you are not breaking her heart, she is definitely still seeing the one who took her virginity, ladies doesn't forget the person they loss their viginity to like that

I totally agree with u, u ladies are just damn desperate

u really really try

Vanquay16:
Not familiar with Universities in Nigeria...what's the difference?

Maybe it's not good because the girls are ugly?

werey re ooo, see if they catch u heeenn. #lol

fellow nairalanders pls I need answer to this question, it's urgent pls

passionate88:
Muslims can't do that

they are nt so good at that, Bt if u are talking abt criticizing Christians , dey are 101% excellent

Ose ose baddo sneh