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Lovexme:
He's putting on a wrong pair of shoe, but it's none of my business.

thinking d same

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.
P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.
P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.

Hello Nairalanders, a friend of mine came to me in anger this morning that a soldier is disturbing his girlfriend and has been threaten her, he now said he want to go and warn him in d barrack that I should follow him and promised to talk in a polite way, but I told him to let make it tomorrow coz I don't want him to think am nervous.

xo please should I follow him or not? or what did u think he can do?



no insult pls, ur advice is kindly needed



thanks

Today, me and ma buddies are talking and joking, so we now end it up in arguing on this. I now decided to bring it here on #nairaland. so let here from u guyz

today me and my friend were arguing on this, so I decided to bring the question down here to hear ur own answer. so please let me hear from you all. tanx

kay29000:
I hoped they would at least drop a few diss tracks before ending the beef.

that was even my thought self

lolllllllllllllll....... ... laughing till I fall down from ma bed














eleyin gidi gaaaaaan oooooo

happy new year palz

Lexusgs430:
Now where do I start replying you ? True people make mistakes, it is alleged she was been paid between N300k - N500k a month (the latter for xmas). Hypocrites ? Assuming you are single, why don't you become someone's babymama ? And yes, I am happily having sex, but I use something called a condom, to avoid unnecessary stories. Do you have sex and do you use a condom ? Chris Brown himself, has asked people not to idolise him, so if you idolise him, you do so at your own peril.

I live has me and do things has me !!!!! Who do you idolise and why ?

I would not condone what the Adeleke's have done, but she wanted popularity and she has got it. What was she thinking when she was banging Davido ? She wanted to be his wife ?

If she feels like dating a celebrity is her quick passage to fame, she is getting all the negative attention she deserves.

Responsibilty is individualistic. She wanted to be a Billionaires son babymama, she and her family now have to pay the price, whatever the price is !!!!


NB : I hope you send a reply through !!!!!

guy, don't think it in that way, will davido won't marry before, and how sure are u that the innocent girl want popularity, or what u are trying to say now is that all those ladies giving birth for those celebrities are after there money? and I even know if u are d lady u will do more than what she is doing now. so stop criticizing the young lady.

this gonna be interesting ooo........... # don't even know who to blame self



















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##I blame pdp thou

madridguy:
Eleyi gidigan ooooo.

olee baje baje

Michellla:
guy: Where have you been all my life? me: Hiding from guys like you.
guy: i'v seen you somewhere before me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

lol, . eleyi gidi can look

1trillionlikes:
I don't suck boob...







































except they are two

lol......., #werey reeeee ooooo, ; D

libertyfather:
Nothing different, just the camera resolution

hahahah, werey re ooooo, guy u bad ooooo, so u no c any changes

Independa:
How do I get this 3g for 1k plz and which network /phone?

na glo network na, u go change ur phone imei

iamLeo:
my 3gb for 1k rocks berra for me

u garrit............... #wink

i guess she go like doggy style well well.................

misspicy:
I said it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2610827/dirty-secret-guys-wardrobe-18 that some guys are so dirty...imagine changing your boxers once in two days ...I pity you gurlfriend sef,how does she manage to allow that kin thing in her ******

so wot of me dat change mine once in a week nko ; D

i hear........................................

source:http://www.sunnytrends..com.ng/2015/12/photo-of-day.html

not funny sha..................................................but lemme just smile

she's beautiful thou

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false?

source: http://sunnytrends..co.ke/2015/11/how-to-know-if-your-mother-is-nigeria.html?m=1

diz really make my day, xo hilarious........... LOL

#gbaaaammmmm!!!!

How many Tigers can you see in this Picture ?

Rukkydelta:
I don't believe this

u have to...
because its real









ur crush have got a girlfriend....




xo what next?

u be like I go chop plenty meat today...