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I'm asking myself why I clicked on this topic.

I'm getting pretty interested in the MMM business and so I ran a simple Wiki search on the business.

Here's what I got.

klassykute:
10 years later
poooooooshhhhh grrrrrrrrrr gbummmmmm!!!!
me junior go and check what just hit that rock

junior... papa its DAT marriage oooo

lmaoooo

DLondonboiy:
Eyaaa

I would have said something to you....something that would probably make you cry...But your innocence...your innocence stopped me

lmao... because, same.

LePrezident:
By me of course

Lol, whatever you say.

LePrezident:
Isn't that true?

Lol. Taken by whom?

thesuave10:
NOELLA??!

please please who's this

LePrezident:
Steer clear of sunnywinter, she's taken.

?

jobnation:
MY PROBLEM WITH IGBO GIRLS *they too love money *some of them are too fat (orobo)
MY PROBLEM WITH HAUSA GIRLS *they too lie small small *they are taller than me

lmaooo... we're taller than most people

harnnarh:
i don't know how to vent my anger at glo,they really made me cry this evening.Their customer service is whack....i tried to subscribe with the last spare change i have for the month,the 1k subscription ish.You guys might think "she is is the social media freak that cant do without data plans",but am just a student trying to get data plans for her school work.I download videos related to my school work and materials,the wifi i use before is currently not working and its few weeks to exams.
that aside, i made mistake and dialed *223# instead of *123#,then they offerred me the most annoying plan ever! who am i going to call with 1k for 15 days?.They made things worse by refusing to pick my calls for more than 30 minutes.after picking self nko ?all they could do is nothing! they just added salt to my injury.
I dont know how to just vent my anger so i came to nairaland,you guys might take sides with them,but 1k no be joke oo.infact! they brought tears to my eyes.But why have a customer care that can do close to nothing? they should return my 1k ooo before what happened 3years ago repeats itself
Am just fed up.... i hate everything about this crazy country!

lol you can actually buy that exact same twin bash plan by dialling *777# and going to 'buy data' I found out after making a similar mistake

thesuave10:
NOELLA??!

lmao who's this?!!?

Vikings007:
I always lmao whenever I come across this pic.

lolol.. me too.

Photographs have emerged of armed French police confronting a woman on a beach and making her remove some of her clothing as part of a controversial ban on the burkini.

Authorities in several French towns have implemented bans on the burkini, which covers the body and head, citing concerns about religious clothing in the wake of recent terrorist killings in the country.

The images of police confronting the woman in Nice on Tuesday show at least four police officers standing over a woman who was resting on the shore at the town’s Promenade des Anglais, the scene of last month’s Bastille Day lorry attack.

After they arrive, she appears to remove a blue long-sleeved tunic, although one of the officers appears to take notes or issue an on-the-spot fine.

The photographs emerged as a mother of two also told on Tuesday how she had been fined on the beach in nearby Cannes wearing leggings, a tunic and a headscarf.

Her ticket, seen by French news agency AFP, read that she was not wearing “an outfit respecting good morals and secularism”.

“I was sitting on a beach with my family,” said the 34-year-old who gave only her first name, Siam. “I was wearing a classic headscarf. I had no intention of swimming.”

A witness to the scene, Mathilde Cousin, confirmed the incident. “The saddest thing was that people were shouting ‘go home’, some were applauding the police,” she said. “Her daughter was crying.”

Last week, Nice became the latest French resort to ban the burkini. Using language similar to the bans imposed earlier at other locations, the city barred clothing that “overtly manifests adherence to a religion at a time when France and places of worship are the target of terrorist attacks”.

The Nice ban refers specifically to the truck attack in the city on 14 July that claimed 86 lives, as well as the murder 12 days later of a Catholic priest near the northern city of Rouen.





https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/24/french-police-make-woman-remove-burkini-on-nice-beach

N.B: I'm a Christian, but I feel this is quite wrong. However, there was a ban in place, which she should have considered.

His girlfriend, Kasi Bennett, lawyer and model. Wonder what else he was looking for tho.

horpeyemmi66:


This Nigeria sha, Snow and Iced Rain are two different things...

If it isn't snow, it can NEVER be snow...

Abeg make I pass

please google 'hailstones'.

12. When his frustration has worked and you now want to marry, then he remembers he has to pay.

11. When he finds a new business he can get involved in.

10. When he remembers he has to go to the pension office.

9. When him and your mum decide they now want to join fitfam so they can live long.

8. When the person that took over his role comes to ask for some advice and help.

7. When your mother goes out and he does not know when she is coming back, he’s like:

6. When his fellow retirees come and visit him.







Association of bored gentlemen.

5. When he is bored and is looking for something to do.






“Maybe I should go and frustrate my children so they will marry on time.”

4. When you or your siblings ask for money, he’s like:






Are these ones okay at all?

3. When he starts asking questions about things in the house.






Oga this is how we have been doing things since oh don’t come and scatter it!

2. When you wake up and your dad is still around.




Then you remember he does not have anywhere to go because, he is now retired.

1. When your dad announces he will be retiring to the family.

joey150:
ha! Let's wait a year after this marriage and see where they stand.

That old oyibo man?? trust me it aint love..

Seen this script play out a hundred times already.

Nice smile.. Have a nice day!

lol thanks, you too... maybe it's love, maybe it ain't love.. anyhow sha

MidasTouche01:
So are u saying they are getting married for the sake of Love

i don't know.. i don't live with them. but if all she wanted was a green card she could have gotten someone to marry her as quickly as possible, or just applied and followed through till the end of the process.. that takes a lot less time than having a steady relationship with someone and eventually giving birth to one child, then another, then another...

joey150:
Green card things.. That oyibo man don old jor

they already have three kids together... do you really think it's all for a green card

Hi everyone.. throughout last session, I was cool with my space in the bedroom, but over this long holiday, i realized, in retrospection, that it really looked boring, bleak and lacking in imagination. So i made a decision that, this semester I'd do a few things to spruce up the way everything looks.. so i started a DIY research journey; only to discover that most of the ideas i found online were only practicable in a typical foreign dorm.. i even played with the idea of decorating with fairy lights and extra fixtures and furniture, but i attend a private university and they definitely won't allow that.

So I want suggestions; i want you guys to tell me what you've done that made your room look nicer; items you brought in (for aesthetic effect)... Every little bit of info will help, please.

And please, just ideas i can actually use in a normal room (fairly big, four occupants) thank you

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