Honestly, this has been quite an issue for me, at this point, I'm always checking out for IG thrift vendors... I know a thrift store, "The Ornate Thrift", they still have really reasonable prices, they even focus on personal service like buy what you specifically ask for.

thesicilian:

In a sane society, "every Tom, Dick and Harry" is entitled to an opinion.

Louder for those in the back!!!

Finding someone who you can confidently say you love... And are willing to spend the rest of your life with; while they are also willing to spend their life with you??
Personally, I think it's a beautiful milestone that one should be proud of and grateful for. An achievement? Definitely.

Throwback:
A special condemnation should be worded against the Buhari presidency for being deliberately and irresponsibly impotent against the terrorism that even the Fulani herdsmen have taken responsibility for.

Yes!!! Thank you

MissRaine69:
Why are you so tall?
The question is asked as if I actually had a choice in the matter.

Honestly. I just glare at them rudely without saying anything, or I reply “i don't know; why are you so short?"

Haters!! Shove it up your azz

24hoursreporter:


Have you been to the farm before bro? Do you know how many palmtree and palm wine tapper die annually? How haven't you seen a mechanized farming before?

Lol I misunderstood. I assumed he meant village farmers who don't use lots of heavy machinery; and about the palmwine tappers death? That's new to me. I thought the mortality rate was low because they all gained experience in tapping.. Plus I'm not a bro lol

Farming keh? I believe it's just stressful, not fatal

MISEDUCATIONS:
thanx love. one more year to break hearts loool

Lool. Be nicer this year oh.
And your new username is cool

Happy birthday

QueenSuccubus:



Seriously?

CONSENSUAL? Are u ok?

Likeeee, what kind of a sick statement is that??

Okay but this is honestly creepy af

This is Nigeria. Where famous lawyers, and by extension, their families.. are above the Law.


What an irony

I feel real bad for you. You'll get over it. Please don't allow this turn you into a bitter person. Get some new hobbies (especially those that let you channel and release anger, such as Taekwondo or other combat sports). Focus on your baby, get in shape (revenge body ish lol) get into a healthy lifestyle and don't binge eat due to sorrow ohhh.
Try finding new friends who you can strictly have fun with... Be happy you dodged a bullet by not marrying a cheating, irresponsible bastard... Focus on God in this tough time, not “God, why?" but “God help me know you better".... Take time to get to know your true self again... Allow the hurt and don't supress it.... I know it doesn't feel like it, but you're learning a lot from this, and will come out stronger and wiser.
Stay strong, girl. And motivate and train your child to grow up so great and as such an achiever that this his dad will forever regret abandoning him.
Don't cry. There's so much love around you. Look at your fam, your friends, and even me a stranger on the internet. Tap into it and forget your ex's toxic, poisonous love'. He never did deserve a responsible, steadfast, expressive woman like you seem to be.
You go girl!

barojana:
On behalf of the Nairaland Association Of Advocates Of Private Universities(NAAPU) whose Chairman, Board of Directors is OBVIOUSLY CodeTemplar with HigherEd as Our Company Secretary and TheVictorious asuustrike2009 and Gerrard59 as executive directors we hereby state clearly that the report of the Minister's child graduating from AUN is a welcome development.

This is an endorsement of the private higher education system and proof that our haters couldn't be more wrong in attributing our desire for private education as product of our inability to enter Public Universities.

The minister who though enrolled his child a year prior to his appointment is evidence enough that we were simply running away from something which the minister too was running away from.

Henceforth, any attempt to denigrate and assassinate the character of individuals who attended private universities would be met with a proportional offensive e-response.

Signed Barojana, Self Appointed Spokesperson NAAPU





Ayemii o is anybody looking for a spokesperson
CC Lalasticlala
Seun

Loool! High five.

swiz123:
Sound sultan is the concrete reason why i believe that nothern celebrities are weed-smoking nonentities

But he's Yoruba

Houseofglam7:
She said BUBBLY BABY and not hubby!
@Op, come and kneel down here

Thought I was the only one who noticed oh

Tamarapetty:
Romantic boobs?? 'romantic' ?

My sister.. The tin weak me ohh

That feeling when you find out your friend has been Don Jazzy's cousin all along. From nairaland nice one Gabriel

ElsonMorali:


Awwww... Ok, no probs. Maybe i'll teach you the little i know. Lol.

Have a great week ahead though.

Lol okay. You too!

ElsonMorali:


Lol. I understand. That means you don't go home often. And here I was hoping you'd brush up my Hausa for me. Lol.

Lol that won't be possible. I don't speak Hausa well myself.

lefulefu:

d tin no weak u?

E weak me die

ElsonMorali:


If only I was sure I could go this Christmas too maybe we could take a road trip together but Alas! I'm not sure. Lol

You go home often? Or just once in a blue moon.

Just once in a blue moon oh. And as for this Christmas, I'm not even sure I'll go. Lol

donstan18:


Ngas/Angas

Seems it's a dialect meant and spoken only in Plateau state? Just browsed about it.

Both spellings are correct. Angas is mostly said by outsiders though.

donstan18:


Hausa?

Lol nope. Ngas.

donstan18:


Are you Yoruba?

I'm a Plateau girl.

awwfar:
you dey mind dem? saw one of my highschool friends couple weeks ago,dude that used to be darker than night itself..inshort a burnt offering... he is now looking whiter than normal whites with lips pinker than female teen's room.I'm not sure he bleached, I think he shed his skin cos the changes ain't just normal .

Lmaoooooooo

Ask for directions from Oba Akiolu

ElsonMorali:


Yeah. So sad. Been wishing to go back though. Hopefully I'll find the time to make that trip soon.

The little Hausa I learnt has escaped with Amala and Ewedu. Lol.

Lol! Don't make me laugh abeg. I hope you can go visit soon. I was gonna go during this holiday but I think Christmas is better.

ElsonMorali:


Yeah. I spent a year there despite the fact that the place wasn't connected to the nation's power grid.

Very nice and serene place. Used to go to FRSC in Langtang for CDS.

The period I spent there counts as one of the most memorable moments I've ever spent.

Thought I'd settle down in Jos after service but...

Aww yeah. Almost everyone who served there has such beautiful memories, yunno. It's so terribly sad, all the destruction that terrorists brought to Plateau

ElsonMorali:


Served in Tunkus, Mikang LGA.

Oh that's nice