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slevin1:
Vewy vewy funny indeed. Soon you'll meet a gal who seems so different.
You'll test her to ascertain her commitment and loyalty and she'll excell, leaving no doubts in ur mind that she's different.
Then u learn to love again.......
But she's not gonna break ur heart.

















She's gonna smash it up, take it to the highway and leave it in the middle of the road for a trailer to run it over.

Bro, you'll find the heart to love again. She just is not the one. Bleep as much as u want and drink as much as u want, it won't change the fact that loneliness knows u by name and one day it's gonna call it out in a loud voice.

Berlyn:
dont mind them.. They hardly gets that so when thst opportunity comes they start feeling fly

yanabasee:
Our northern brothers have a thing with human's life... They're not sympathetic at all..... They're the worst set of humans anyone would love to be around with....

yanabasee:
Our northern brothers have a thing with human's life... They're not sympathetic at all..... They're the worst set of humans anyone would love to be around with....

wilybebsy:
And your point is

junnyjake:
Buhari, no send una o.

he's gonna do whatever he wants to do and what's more unfortunate is the fact that all we can do talk about it till God decides to visit his case.


And all of you shouting Northern appointments should be aware of the fact that Buhari is only concerned about those his brothers in the far north - the Hausa Fulani, while those at the north-central are totally left out.


Or how could you explain why people from Taraba, Benue, Kogi, nassarrawa, plateau States are less literate than those from the far north. The most obvious reason should be the dominant religion in their region.

Even in the north, his bigotry champions, let alone his opinions about other zones of the country.

TANTUMERGO007:
I AM SORRY SIR

adegoody:
don't know what people enjoy in that game

temitemi1:
Northerns are evil!!

LuveU2:
She is a witch! Just look at her

I do hope this is who you mean? I am so envious right now!!!!!!!!! :’(

LuveU2:
Thank you. You are so pretty too.

ibson99:
yes that is one disadvantage of democracy, sometimes good people just cant convince enough people

Ofemmanu1:
I neither have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
Perhaps, you go and ask your father.
Ignoramus flat.head monkey.

LuveU2:
Thank you. You are so pretty too.

LuveU2:
She is very beautiful. You have more? pls notify me when u find another. Thank u

Chrisrare:
.......Most guys i know of confessed to me that they find light-skinned ladies very attractive and beautiful and would love to date them. I for one dont find black-skinned ladies attractive, cos there is nothing beautiful or attractive about black colour. Black colour connotes someone who's suffering and who spends much time toiling under the sun. Reason why many ladies have resort to bleaching. Though i dont support bleaching, but using a good cream that will bring out the yellow colour in you is advisable, and u'll look very beautiful, attractive and confident.
I just asked a lady recently on whatsapp why she diddnt upload her dp with her pix, she said she is getting dark cos she is now using a cheaper cream due to economy and doesn't want pple having her pix in their phones. Similar thing has happened to many ladies, when they start getting dark due to one reason or the other, they'll stop uploading thier pics on social media.

......I think by the year 2050, there will be very few black-skinned ladies, cos most ladies would have learnt how to tone there skin as they start growing up, without causing any harm to their body.

Poorboy:
Sunnywinter the shoe no pass u

foolinlove:
Just say:

"That's the point, why would I want someone like you?"

vanhayor:
Cos u offer d teacher
Am suspecting u
Cos u offer d teachers d goodies u can't of to d bros at home rite?
Am suspecting u

Adasun:
if two breakup lovers are stil in touch,either as friends or whatever,




is either they are stil in love or they where never in love.

ebubey:
Here are 10 signs that prove
you are proudly born and
raised in Jos, Nigeria.
The city of Jos, Nigeria, though small
and often forgotten, is one of the most
diversely populated cities in the country.
The residents of Jos range from the
indigenous tribes of Plateau State in
north central Nigeria to tribes from
many eastern, western and southern
states in Nigeria. Regardless of this
great diversity in the cultural heritage of
the residents, there are certain
characteristics that one will find
common in anyone who was born and
raised in Jos. Listed below are ten
signs that will prove accurate in
identifying a person who is from Jos.

1. People get confused during
a fast-paced conversation in
English with you because most
of what you are saying starts
with "Kai..." and ends with
"Toh...
You are set by default to begin and end
your statements with “Kai..” and
“Toh…” respectively. And it has never
occurred to you that these two words
are not even English words. Clearly this
is a normal way of speaking for you.

2. Even though you do not
understand or speak Hausa
language, you know that “An
fara!” (translated in English to
mean “It has begun!”) means
you need to start running in
whatever direction everyone
else is running.
By instinct, as soon as you hear, “An
fara! An fara!,” you run away. You do
not need to know why you are running.
You just run.

3. You roll your eyes in
frustration every time that
people from the western,
southern and eastern parts of
Nigeria refer to the indigenes
of Plateau State as "Hausa
people."
First, you laugh. And then you start a
lecture on The Various Indigenous
Tribes Existing Within Plateau State.

4. Market and terminus are
synonymous to you.
You understand that when someone
says, “I’m going to Terminus,” they
mean they’re going to the terminus
market, aka the main market.

5. You became friends with the
soldiers near your house or
school.
You figured it was probably a good idea
to be friendly with soldiers who would
be around for a long time and were
already frustrated from living such
difficult uncertain lives.

6. Ice blocks falling as rain is
perfectly normal to you.
You can still feel the blocks of ices
hitting against your head as you run for
cover. You still enjoy the look of
surprise on people’s faces when you tell
them, “We don’t have snow, but it rains
blocks of ice.”

7. During every major holiday
celebration, you wanted to go
to one of four places — Jos
Wild Life Park, Old Zoo,
Rayfield Resort and Solomon
Lar Amusement Park.
It was a cool thing to visit one or more
of these venues during holiday
celebrations including Eid celebrations,
Christmas, New Year celebrations and
Easter.

8. You still call every fast food
restaurant Mr Biggs.
Mr Biggs was once the most special
place anyone could take you.

9. NASCO biscuits played an
important part in your
childhood.
Through all the birthday parties, end of
school year class parties and other
childhood celebrations, NASCO biscuits
never failed to be present among your
goodies.

10. Despite all the negative
publicity, Jos is getting from
the media today, you still
remain a proud Josite.
You’re quick to defend the city you’ve
grown to truly love and appreciate,
especially when people judge it based
only on all of the recent chaos.


Mods please move this to the right section
Cc: lalasticlala
farano
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KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange]°• PunkyV lady what you talk in'
Males in tight pants are a blessing ta woman kind!
*•We can clearly eye up they booty [/color]