I don't wanna say ds Pamilerin geh is thinking with her anus sef;not just yet...I'll await d nxt episode

samyfreshsmooth:

Dont u sleep at night ni

Ama night owl ...and why are u still up as well

sirOrubebe:
Lol. We don pass DAT stage since na Where you dey when e happen?

I feel like doing it again;renewal of vows *winks*

sirOrubebe:
Lol. We don pass DAT stage since na Where you dey when e happen?

I feel like doing it again;renewal of vows *winks*

ikombe:
Congrats to Daniel and Daniella on there engagement

Sunshine24

When will you and sirorubebe do the needfull

u don turn my name upside down,lil wonder I didn't get d mention...don't worry ehn,it's ds year...d month,day n date will be related to u soon

Oly23:

No no I did background check and found out that samyfreshsmooth is only after his gain I was just to be used as pawn!! I wise pass that na

*sighs in relief* tnx darl...*hi-fve*

twinkiet:
honey boo don't worry both of them can't harm you when I'm with you.... I miss kissing you already..... Let's go inside the room

If you want to grow old with your samyfreshsmooth,better lock him up in that room and make sure I don't set my eyes on him...

samyfreshsmooth:


Sirorubebe u see what i told u...shes now resorting to violence...

this is a typical case of guilt...its jxt like it happens in naija movies where d woman cheats on d husband with anada guy (dat loves her ) and when d guy decides to come clean to d husband she resorts to violence and threats....

hope u know love conquers all in these Naija movies,ur plans will not work

Hadampson:
No be bribe o na moni 4 job weldone

Dey carry person load for head,put ur own for hand

samyfreshsmooth:


Com'n is that the best excuse u culd come up with?

sirorubebe come and see...she cant even deny it and now shes trying to turn it around instead of coming out clean to u

:I HOPE U DO THE RIGHT THING U'RE SUPPOSE TO DO NOW THAT UVE FOUND OUT UR WIFE CHEATED ON U WITH UR RIVAL

ps: after we kissed she wanted us to go beyond dat bt i had to stop her cos i felt d kiss was enough prove......

I'm so coming for ur head and if u know whatis good for u,better get it ready on a platter...gosh! U're even telling lies

sirOrubebe:
Honey, I am disappointed *crosses hands*

Why let him kiss your cheeks at all? We are Africans! Only the Oyibo pole greet that way

I thought he would be matured enough to see it that way *in tears* believe me dear...I am sorry

samyfreshsmooth:

by me

Hadampson:
If u want me tew cum back nd kwontinue my job as an AMERICANA bartender accept samyfreshsmooth proposal

E be like say u don dey collect bribe from ds boy

Johnsown1:

Ok,the guy must be lucky to take pretty like u

yeah,he is

Hadampson:
Don't provoke me woman

U've not been told that provoking ppl is what I enjoy doing most?

samyfreshsmooth:


lol...am doing what i think, scratch that, what i know is rite

and dont bother ur self with amadioha cos the nl consultant and connector hadampson has spoken to d gods and am happy 2 announce u dat d response 4rm d gods abt us was positive

lets see hw u're gonna deny gving d kiss wen i have prove

those were harmless pecks on d cheeks o,I just dashed u wen I tot u were gonna cry d other time...don't coman pour sand-sand for my garri o...The bond btw sirOrubebe and i isn't Van der Waals ,it is strong covalent bond...so,don't be dalerudaleru...

samyfreshsmooth:


I neva thought i'd b saying this bro but i f-ing missed ur hillarious comments...

welcome back bro

and ermm i'd like to confess sumtin to u b4 sunshine46 does (am no tunde o )

"I kissed ur wife or better still she gave me 3 hot french kisses while u were away and i dont regret kissing her back"

Hahaha what 'm I gonna do wt u ds boy,now do I call u a snitch or that u just gave yourself away?...u wanna scatter our love abi...amadioha will not allow you

Johnsown1:

Sister the bible says that we should go into the world and multiply, so it is stated how many wives or children, so that's y i want to get as much as i can. Or else u want me all by urself

naaaah...as d slang goes,"I'm taken"

sirOrubebe:
Lol. I overheard all the plots and machinations between these three entities to exterminate my person...

I decided to keep mum because the character of my moniker seem to have eroded from their memories. I was waiting for the first move from the suicide bombress (Oly23), to show the stuff I am made of

they need to be reminded of who you are...I think Oly23 backed out already sef

sirOrubebe:
You know I did...
Welcome back. Have you been served a chilled drink yet?

No,we no longer have a bartender here...Hadampson resigned

Johnsown1:


What of me, sunshine

uncle,no be u talk say u wan fall in love with kaysa08,rachealfst and myself at d same time?...how mny hearts have u

samyfreshsmooth:

lol.... i know u aiint happy sha but i'll let it slide
twinkiet is d love of my lives now

gerarahere man,wen I have sirOrubebe to me...

samyfreshsmooth:

lol.... i know u aiint happy sha but i'll let it slide
twinkiet is d love of my lives now

gerarahere man,wen I have sirOrubebe to me...

samyfreshsmooth:


i doubt that....u aiint happy 4 me cos if u were u would have added d smile emoji to ur comment....

tell me d truth...if u aiint happy i could cancel it and be urs o

Are u for real now? Open ur eyes nah,d emoji is there...don't make twinkiet jealous now,okay? Now run along,go get ur bride

samyfreshsmooth:

it matters alot honey
ur answer could change everything u knw
so? are u happy 4 me?

Yeah,I am ...happy?

Bibi294:



Aunty wa... Where av you been? London I guess

Aunty keh shey I should start calling u mumsy too ...yeah,London,to see d Queen *winks*

samyfreshsmooth:

awwwwn....dats sweet.....so are you happy for me??

What does it matter ?

samyfreshsmooth:


Ahan hw can u say dat na.....i was gonna tell u as a surprise...infact the story is going to b dedicated to u and my new nl wife i.e the beautiful twinkiet.....(i know u must have heard d news cos news like dat they spread faster than fire on a land with dry shrubs)


lol so u didnt mean anything bah? u just wanted to drown at me rite
i think i might just add crazy to the complicated specie girls are....

oh and i wanna officially welcome back 4rm ur sabbatical...i missed u

Lol,yeah...twinkiet,hope to meet her soon...HML...I missed u too

Bibi294 bby,welldone girl...been away for a while,buh I'm back now...following indistractedly

samyfreshsmooth:


lol...this sentence is exactly the same text i used i 1 of the scenes of d story am working on........

ok if dat aiint wat u're talking about den what is it?

Hmmm,stories?...it slipped right,cuz I bet u were not gonna tell me...can't wait to read them tho...

and I wasn't really talking about anything *winks*

samyfreshsmooth:


I dont care if he does harm 2 me or even kill me...i'd die happy knowing i got 3 hot kisses from you

*throws hands up*...I give up then