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samyfreshsmooth:
lol...its seem u have some dark history with creeza....did he break ur or mayb some1 else's heart with his romance-filled words and actions??

oh i get it now: creeza is using his ____ 2 hurt ladies and u dont want him 2 tutor me so i wont b like him cos u CARE FOR ME that much

Are you for real now? ...Hello,Creeza is my friend and there's no dark,not too dark,tinted or light history with him. So,d sooner u snap out of your reverie,d better

samyfreshsmooth:
hahahahahahahahaha wait o so u cant even accept pms witout 1st asking 4 permission 4rm ur good sir eh??

please na lemme send u a pm...i wanna ask u sumtin and am sure as hell u wuldnt fancy me asking the question here...

ps: (i hope this helps) ama engineering stu and we dont usually have d time 2 act all lovey-dovey cos dats d thing 4 medcine and english-literature stu bt here i am damning everything and begging u permit me 2 send u a pm wen i culd jxt send u 1 without asking and later pray u reply

Okay,u've earned it...afterall,the last I checked,i've got an option to ignore if what u're gonna say doesn't go down well with me

sirOrubebe:
*Drops the bottle* There was nothing else and I really had to take something. This will be the last.

OK dear,that's a promise right?

oludare007,thanks for d update and mention

samyfreshsmooth:
Lmao...u're thanking me 4 letting u go? ....i thought girls find it romantic wen guys fight themselves just 4 them....hmmm e b like dis una love strong die o


and dont bother ur pretty self cos i knw creeza wuld tutor...his a master of d art,...and generous too

Well,don't say i didn't warn you

sirOrubebe:
Lol... Their catapults can shoot nothing but akara bombs

Let them keep trying, they'll keep falling. If anything, their amorous advances towards you only serves to remind me of how beautiful/amazing you are and how lucky I am to have what others want.

Ain't I beyond being lucky to have you?

sirOrubebe:
Thank you sir. For your efforts in spicing up this thread. Sunshine46, baby I am drinking this alone... Can't let you taste this 1. Shey you understand?

*frowns*...when did that start...Alomo?

samyfreshsmooth:
but mehn i can swear on my 18th ex favourite lingerie dat u'd be an extremely loyal bae 2 ur hubby or soon to b hubby

u can ward-off guys for africa with ur carefully chosen words and punchlines

it might appear as cowardice bt i gve up jare.....u can 4llow ur sirorubebe....maybe if i wasnt a hopeless romantic i wuld have been able 2 sway u with my words....(i think i have 2 visit d romance section mre often and beg creeza 4 tutorials on ROM212)....


Sincerely speaking though u're a very pretty lady bt lemme stop here b4 dem put me 4 nl-prison cos of thread-derailing...


u're a student or something? and can i please pm u

tnx for getting off my back btw,u seem to me a type that wears his heart on his sleeve; I don't have a close female NL acquaintance,would have 'dashed' u one (kidding )...ehn ehn,remind me to tell Creeza not to tutor u (don't ask me why)...and yeah,I'm a something I'm a student. About you pm-ing me, erm...errm *(sirOrubebe calls*) excuse me,pls (*dashes out*)

samyfreshsmooth:
see u mister...u dont knw who i be and what i can do 4 love o......
4 ur info i climbed an orange tree jxt 2 prove my undeniable love to my 18th ex...

dont worry sha as my love sunshine96 denied me i would feign my death 2 prove my love 4 her after which i would come and feign ur own death as revenge

OMG! u're so funny,orange tree kwa for ur 18th ex?...u for climb vegetable plant nah and it's sunshine46...u can't even type my name correctly and u love me?tsk tsk, I doubt that...

samyfreshsmooth:
SHISOS!!! see punchline

who knws d fasted way to go unconcious/faint

am going to faint ( ) myself if u dont ruff me back....am dead serious

Wake up to reality already jorh

sirOrubebe:
You know your intelligence is a huge turn on?

Kai! abeg shoup all these warm kisses there

You couldn't have NAILED that in a better way.

If it is you that guy wants to carry, he must think this is a Nollywood movie

ah swear,it beats me oh...they are firing catapults of separation left,right and centre. They don't understand this love is inseparable

Oh,how sweet I hope and pray tns end well for Dan and Daniella

Hadampson:
Sunshine46 you are 2 jealous.. Give him a chance 2 xplain what happened, u knows mayb he waz attacked

Thank you Jare,it's kuku not my fault

samyfreshsmooth:
LOL....whether u're as great a psycho as lucy abi kate or nat d fact still remains; I LOVE PSYCHO and like i said b4 "i have fallen inluff"

leave dat ur guy (wats his name again) and be mine...i promise 2 GIVE u d world

how can u give me d world when to my boo,I mean the world and for d record,his name is sirOrubebe

sirOrubebe:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/omsj.gif

Sweedie, calm down! Your mind is running at 75km/mins... Did someone insert a Ferrari engine into your system today? At least hear me out first.

The sweat is a combination of the hectic work and the great speed with which I dashed into this building to catch up with you... How can you even think I'd cheat on you?

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/giveup.gif

Ehn ehn,okay,mo ti calm down...I know u'd never cheat on me,dunno wat came over me but I didn't just act irrational,u aroused my suspicion...first,u were late,u dashed in all sweaty and then I perceived ds strange perfume

sirOrubebe:
*sneaks into seat, all sweaty* Sorry I wasn't here when the order was served....

Hope you enjoyed it?

#stands akimbo...All sweaty? Where have u been,just tell me where u're coming from?been out wt one side chick now,huh?...u won't talk abi...and to think I've been here anticipating ur arrival all evening,I didn't even take d order,all bcuz I wanted us to eat 2geda...even Hadampson must have lost count on d number of times I peeped through that window for any sign of u....and here u are all sweaty?...*breaks down*

samyfreshsmooth:
I jxt fell inlove :- :- :-


oh and dis issa nice story u gat here sir.....cant wait to see wat rose abi lucy abi kate abi cindy abi sunshine46 wuld do to federick or is it jacob

but why would my name just pop up like that nah,I ain't no psycho...well,at least not as much as Lucy is

sirOrubebe:
Lol. You can sabi remember things for Africa yeoh!

My day's been smooth. I am sure yours is going well too... Abi hunger dey fight you?

Let Hadampson just bring our order jare

sirOrubebe:
Yes, yes I know . Baba God must answer the prayer

He will,surely

Hadampson:
Ok here u go!! eazi dnt rush it o, itz very hot o

Oya take it back,we'll double d order after 6

sirOrubebe:
Nah... Nah nah... Never break a fast abruptly...

edakun, take it back first... She needs to complete that fast, abeg. My business needs prayers, so I can buy her an excelero on her b'day

Sunshine46 baby, no fex o. After you fast, I will tell him to multiply whatever you are getting and even supply the fruits you need... Shógbò?

#sighs...these things sure smells delicious,oh my,I'm salivating already but then ur wish is my command...I'm doing this for us,u know

sirOrubebe:
Nah... Nah nah... Never break a fast abruptly...

edakun, take it back first... She needs to complete that fast, abeg. My business needs prayers, so I can buy her an excelero on her b'day

Sunshine46 baby, no fex o. After you fast, I will tell him to multiply whatever you are getting and even supply the fruits you need... Shógbò?

#sighs...these things sure smells delicious,oh my,I'm salivating already but then ur wish is my command...I'm doing this for us,u know *winks*

sirOrubebe:
Yes... I know and I am not going to 'complain' again as long as you are having fun.

Just keep my seat beside you vacant... Anytime I get a reprieve from these tasks before me, I will sneak in and read with you...

Have a beautiful Monday hun

In your absence,your seat is always vacant bside me,why even ask (in your voice) ...hope ur day has been good

Hadampson:
O gbo sunshine46 what wil u like tew av?? nkwobi, isi_ewu, pepper soup, nd suya. just tew mention few

Chai! and I'm fasting o buh ur menu is irresistible...weeelll,I'll have what he's having and 2 plates of nkwobi to go wt it

sirOrubebe:
Lmao. Na for here una dey sell all those things? Please gimme a chilled bottle of Eva wine... I and alcohol are like Buhari and Fayose --- we can neffa agree.

By the way, have you asked my lady what she will take?

Thank you darl. Really? I should get my glasses and start reading then...

But the rate at which you're reading stories on this NL ehn... Afraid is starting to hold me o

swthrt,you should know I love to read stories a lot; interesting ones

sirOrubebe:
Lol. NLers yaff know us too mush o...

Anyways, thanks for the invite Hadampson -- this your name be like confusion o -- I will read from the first page when I'm less busy.

More fuel (abi na kerosene ) to your creativity.

Welcome hun,ds story is da hit,u'd love it