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samyfreshsmooth:
I was going to give her a harmless kiss na, theres nothing intense about it o

wait sef o...u dont want to accept my proposal and love but you dont also want me to show affection towards oda girls...

i dont understand you again o infact i dont understand gals in general...they're like d most complicated creatures on earth...

Who's talking 'bout that...anyways,u made us who we are...so,deal with it

Chumzypinky:
abi oo #teamVirgin

Yeah bby

samyfreshsmooth:
*Squeals in excitement* am here honey...what do u have 4 me...

P.S : if he (u know who) sees this,u're dead...don't say I didn't warn u

Hadampson:
see as i dey look u like spoilt....

gerawt man...and I can see u've been spitting incantations here and there,u that can't hurt a fly

samyfreshsmooth:
Gosh i almost hate daniel 4 dis crazy sentence he said : "u should thank ur star that u told me b4 tunde did if not it wuld have been over between us"

like seriously who does that?
he made it seem like he's doing daniella a very big favour dating her and dats wack

anyway sha like d same daniel said lemme let bygones be bygones since they've made up already


rachealfst i could kiss u right now for this episode u posted ( covers face in shyness....i cant believe i said dat out loud...jeez!!)

thumbs u yet anoda yet again

PS:abeg make tunde run mad (u can meet nl seer / juju man hadampson 2 help u with incantations can make him run mad) or better still just gve him small ebola

#frowns (I beleive u know why)

samyfreshsmooth:
Mehn this ur comment just pain me

oya,come...I have something for u

samyfreshsmooth:
thank you so much o high and mighty seer...

i knew the gods had crested and sealed our love even b4 i was born...

wetin sirorubebe and sunshine46 dy do now na Tunde and daniella love when d real man made 4 her is me just as d real man 4 daniella is daniel

nw i shall wait the d appointed time d gods have chosen 4 my sunshine to come to me....even if it means waiting 4 8yrs (if e just pass 8yrs i go jxt go marry anada gal o cos i gats preserve and continue my lineage as an only boy )

samyfreshsmooth,let Hadampson lead u on with his faulty horoscope ehn...Oly23,I hope u're not planning to conspire wt Sam,don't o ...

Really missed u guys,every one here and this story...lemme quickly go n cuddle up wt my boo (sirOrubebe) while I catch up wt d updates

sirOrubebe:
Sweetheart @sunshine46, coman testify -- did you enjoy the massage yesternight or nah?

'course I did hello dearie,I'm back...missed me?

sirOrubebe:
Bribing?... With a bottle of drink?

You can do better... I go shout o

No need to shout dear,I don hear am...samyfreshsmooth,ayam no longer understanding,are u bisexual And then,take that bottle of expired liquor away bfr I open my eyes

sirOrubebe:
Gerrarahia mehn! You when dey sh*t on your honeypie upandan since. Abi you want me to blow breeze mame fowl yansh open?

You be like Donald Trump -- changing women like boxers. Can't you see me and my boo? Even Obama and Michelle go jeaslous us

BTW, which barman you dey call? E be like say the residue of the alomo when you guzzle y'day dey play ping-pong for your skull

don't mind him...I'm so exhausted 2nyt ehn and then I'm in a not-too-good mood,got a heart-breaking news...mtchew...I wouldn't mind a massage tho

samyfreshsmooth:
lol ok o bro

#picks machete,hunting gun,3 table knives,bow wit just 8 arrows,sickle,rake,watering can,shovel,and bobo#
***on a mission to go find d yeye guy wey dey sell drink 4 the entire nl-literature section wey still give sirorubebe alomo and sunshine46 guinness beer**

He remains Hadampson nah...u don't need all these btw,simply boil water to 75 degrees,I'll tell u what to do with it

sirOrubebe:
I will do my best, trust me. Vacation soon, would even make a lot of sense.

And yes, "you know what" is the perfect consolation (you sabi book well well sha!)

Johnsown1:
Yes ur right,he shouldn't have come up with blackmailing, but i think that is the way he thinks that he can come closer to her.so that the lady will visit him and he will empty his heart for her.

He had better have a rethink

sirOrubebe:
i am sorry, hun.

But you know how it is hun, don't ya? You should be happy that God is blessing my handiwork (that leaves me sleeping like a log all the time) so we can get that "you know what"

Errmmm,it's fine...not like i'm nagging o,just want u to balance work and home...also,the "we both know what" is always a good consolation

samyfreshsmooth:
Wow wow woah!! i wasnt actually rooting 4 tunde sha, i was looking for some1 who really understands the story and who could convince me and i just found dat sum1

nice analysis bro...

tunde is a dork

i rep #samsun jare (Samy and sunshine46)

how fast can u change ur mind over issues...you were all #pamitun seconds back o,now it's #samsun ba...definitely u'd swap #samsun for #samlucy or whatever with a snap of ur fingers if anything ever comes up

Johnsown1:
First love never die,even though ur hurt many times

There is always an exception and this,clearly is one...I mean,d yeye guy is even handling it d wrong way. He wants someone he had so terribly wronged back and all he could come up with is to stalk and think of blackmailing Seriously,who does that? Whatever happened to maturity and being civil?

samyfreshsmooth:
yea tunde do all u have to to get the love of your life back....love is thinker than water..or isnt that hw d saying goes

i still rep team #pamitun

thanks 4 d dedication rachealfst but how about a personal dedication 2 me na....u have been thinking about it 4 2 weeks now o

What are u saying Have u been reading d story upside-down? #pamitun ko, #pamisam ni

sirOrubebe:
Up for most part of the night again?

Shoulda waited for me to bring you coffee in bed. It escaped me!

You've not been doing your homework well o

sirOrubebe:
Mawning. Trust you'd a nice sleep...

*yawns* eyes still heavy

samyfreshsmooth:
awwwnn but am willing to go back in time and uncheat the cheat i cheated bt then i cant....jxt overlook my cheating and give me a 2nd chance na....

ps: u shuld be glad i dont have anything to blackmail u with if not i for dey beg u how chuks dy beg choima 4 red ashes (op no vex say i dy derail ur thread o)

'For it is appointed for man to cheat once...after that,judgement' (my book of law)

sirOrubebe:
Pop it open, let's "shark"

...morning dear

samyfreshsmooth:
shuoooh is it ur heart.....is brake them use to do to my heart...and is brake u did-ed to my heart too wen u rejected me how nancy rejected jordan

Cuz u cheated

Hadampson:
What if i perform a miracle?? will u stil doubt it??

I have a ministry here in lagos.. Ayam a pastor a strong one to be precise..

That ministry go soon scatter

sirOrubebe:
Did you bring the wine while coming or Hamdampson actually served that to you?

Yeye Hadampson,all he knows is Alomo I brought it

Hadampson:
Ama God_sent

I doubt that

sirOrubebe:
Lol. Isorait Egbon. I was only kidding. I know how NEPA stubborn like Jammeh. E don tey when I dey find people when go do coalition with me make we go bombard their sense.

No. No abeg return the Alomo. I no dey drink am ni

Dear,come share ds Marks & Spencer mulled wine with me Jare don't mind Hadampson

[quote author=Hadampson post=53043247][/quote]Your angel are u Jesus or the devil?

Hadampson:
Is it bcoz of sunshine46?? if u drink am, she no go knw jawe, just drink small nah

Bros,no make me open eye for una o...if u know wat is good for u,take that thing back kiakia