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Wait! WTF is wrong with this People. How can your Goddam demostration stop isreal from attacking Gaza. This is Nigeria for fuvk sake. The best we can do is to pray for them. Pathetic

SenatorJames: That useless Facebook page will not see this type of story to post, other than those fake and photoshopped pictures named "Tourching and Inspirational story", "Say amen if you care" as if typing on keyboard equate caring.

Thats why I dont like such pages. They are full of bullshits

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year
old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who
managed to save several lives by donating
his organs to the hospital he was being
treated in shortly before his death.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2bl8bd/chinese_doctors_bowing_down_to_a_11_year_old_boy/

Hey. It's Poly (Many) ethene (Hydrocarbon, an Alkene. CH2=CH2,) Joined together in the process called polymerization! So the word should be Polyethylene bag scientifically!

mike404: YOU MEAN THEY ASKED YOU TO PUT ON DIAPER BECAUSE OF BOKO BOYS . OYIBO BU AGBARA NA EZIE

Hahaha. disperse I mean.

donphilopus: OP, can you pls translate this to the language we would understand?!

Ok. Just after finishing a test in the evening. As we were about to go to town, some to the hostel. Then military police and some soldiers came and told us to to leave the school, including the Staffs and local securities.
The whole incident relies on the fact the boys were approaching the school

Soldiers told us to diapers because Boko haram at the fence

These scammers has completely destroy our name
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2atarj/good_guy_nigeria/

TIL!

Nawa

What dafug happened on page two?
Nairaland should include voting system like reddit! So that's comments with huge down vote will get hidden. Seun take note

I saw the story on Reddit! HIV is a bad ass retro virus. The earlier treatment just keep the shit depressed. But once the medication is stop the virus resurface and this time it will mutate and become ARV resistance. Hmm. Omo wahala dey

0rex: You are welcome. That black smoke indicates that your engine is consuming fuel excessively. You need to have your carburetor serviced by a competent mechanic.

Ok boss. I'll do that ASAP. Thanks. Somebody just recommend new carburetor for the engine. I think I might just consider that. Once again thanks
I'm grateful

0rex: Does your engine run smoothly?
Do you see any colored smoke from your tail pipe either when the engine is idling or slightly revved?

I only occasionally see black smoke when revved a little. Thanks

adanny01: 1994 Honda Civic
Compact car
MPG: Up to 44 city, 51 highway
Horsepower: 70 HP to 125 HP
Other model years: 1992, 1993, 1995, 1996
Engine size: 1.5L, 1.6L
Available trims: CX, DX, VX, LX, Si, EX
Body styles
MPG (city / hwy)
Hatchback
Up to 44, 51
Coupe
Up to 34, 40
Sedan
Up to 34, 40

Thanks boss. I'm grateful!

The pics

adanny01: Are you sure its a 2004 model with carburator? Joker is supposed to be the 2 door 1994 model Honda Civic.

If you are sure its a carburator then you just need a good carburator mechanic to tune it.

Sorry boss, I saw 2004 but it's 1994 on the papers. But it's exactly the same picture you uploaded thanks.
Do you know the ideal consumption of it. Manual transmission

I was given Honda civic joker 2004 for the purpose of school shuttling, but it seems like it's consuming more fuel.
The engine is cuburatored and 16vavle is written on it.
My question is what is the ideal feul consumption of the car? So as to know where to start from.
Help young under graduate please!
Siena, ikenna351, car-doctor and all
Edit : it's manual transmission!

Hahaha. Yau Kuma hausa aka koma..?
Mazaje share Dan banza, Dan jaka ne

vowiski: You are absolutely correct, although Everything Samsung does is Copy technology. The Galaxy S5 is a mixture of Xperia Z2 and iPhone 5S, but I don't know who is responsible for their marketing.. They guy must be a genius..

Sales of the Galaxy S5 wasn't as impressive as Galaxy S4, they would try to correct the error with the new Galaxy F. I really have no idea why Samsung would stick to making phones in cheap plastic casing and still slam their phones with an embarrassing price tag.

On the issue of removable battery, I don't think Apple would be changing that.. lol and we can as well forget file sharing restrictions, Apple will never change their policy because of Africans..

Although, Android is more popular than iOS, iOS still makes twice more money than Android. Users of iOS are more engaging and are more likely t0 buy premium apps than android users.

What I do like however is their 4 inch display, I think a mobile phone should not exceed 4-inch display. I once used the Galaxy S4 and had to dump it because it made my pocket very crazy, yet we have people putting a 6-inch device across their face to make calls and they call that a "mobile" phone...

Samsung isn't that great, but their emergence as the top mobile vendor is better than allowing Google control the software with Android and Hardware with Motorola. The Motorola deal is Google's biggest mistake since the company started over a decade ago..

Well, I had a great discussion with you.. Nairaland would be much better if every thread isn't hijacked by trolls..

Google bought Motorola for patent !

deejayharry1: [b]forget reviews and listen to someone who happens to have both device in hand , the iphone 5s has a much better camera when closely look at, but slightly on par with the htc one... Forget jailbreaking, cydia only gives you an attempt to non restrictions, but hell to the yeah it is still restricted... Speaking bout being fast, the only apps fast on ios are the ones actualy integrated into it... I give this to ios... They have a way of integrating nice fast apps... An example of an integrated app is the phone default gallery, when i open the gallery on both the htc one and the iphone 5s together the iphone opens much faster, cos it was integrated well by default.. But i tried same with the app camera 360, and guess what, the htc was faster to open... I also tried a couple of other same downloaded apps on both devices and the htc came faster... Well google says their default apps are gonna be well integrated with the new android L so guess the androids are now gonna make use of their real full cores ... When it comes to the 64 bit actually it displayed itself while i was playing games... The iphone took on the amazing spiderman 2 flawlessly without any noticable lag whatsover... Then tried on the htc, it was also flawless but as a pre dev i noticed some unoticable lags... It wouldnt be visible to the normal naked eye but it was there.. So this is where the iphone's 64 bit comes in....the android future is going 64 , coupled with d android L and art runtime d android would become a beast... I see yall talking about ram and all... Ram handles multitasking and not speed... Someone was even saying an iphone with ram of 512mb was faster than a 2gb ram droid, ouch another sign of no idea.. Android murders the iphone when it comes to multitasking, these are what the rams are mearnt for....


Unless the iphone 6 would come with something greater than 64bit, im sorry to disappoint, but the speed would be the normal same old speed you are acquainted with... Thanks for your time, its really a privilege[/b]

Drops Hat

Settings of chain of Olympus?

Wahala dey

Demaejy: Just get this devive, i'm new to android. Please what's the next thing to do on it?

Dance azonto and ethigi

Defaramade: I use dx battery saver & yes it does help to save some juice but its efficiency depends on the user. Though ba3 savers won't extend a phone's ba3 life but they help to maximize the ba3 usage with some little manual tweaking & they also come with extra features which are really really useful.

Yeah. It's true. They cannot extend but help maximize if one cannot do it manually. I use dxtool box for other useful features

Any time a new Android user come on board always complains about battery life, such a noob will start asking how to squeeze more juice from his battery, and this is the point where numerous android battery savers come in to play.
What is Battery Saver?
From my own understanding, battery saver is an app that controls the device hardware and software power consumptions.
So what do power saver actually do?
From experience, after using several power savers, these apps tends to lower display brightness, switch wifi, data, bluetooth, gps, engage and disengage Airplane mode and finally some kills background apps and lower CPU clock.
Does these Apps work or not?
Well, Yes and No. Yes in the sense that if a user prefers things automatically and lazy, for example, leaving bluetooth, gps and wifi on, may drain battery quick. No in the sense that, if a can manage all these toggles from the quick action bar provided in android, then there is no need
Why I consider all these apps to cause more harm than good except on application?
All these battery savers runs constantly in device memory when the device is up, eating RAM and consuming CPU cycles, draining battery life in the process. All the toggles they do can be achieved by dragging the notification bar. The killing apps consume more juice because once application is killed, the process will restart shortly, there by consuming cpu cycles, and in the process preventing the cpu from idling and starting the extra frozen cores. Android is built to manage resources in its core, so no need to alter.
Power saver that actually works is Greenify?
This app hibernates all greenfied apps, just like iOS handle apps, so your ram and cpu cycles are safe.

Aleeyouchalawa: Subuhannallah....! Allah kasa mu gane! Amin amin

Ameen ya Rabbi. Annabi yache, 'Alumma na zasu kasu kashi saba' in da yen Kai, kuma kashi daya ne zasu shiga Aljannah

The Shia said sacrifice your blood for
Hussayn, Allaah ﷻ said “And make not
your own hands contribute to your
destruction” (Quran, 2:195)
The shia said curse the Prophet’s wives,
Allaah ﷻ said: “The Prophet is closer to
the believers than themselves, and his
wives are (in position of) their
mothers.” (Quran, 33:6)
The Shia said Curse be on the Prophets
Followers (i.e. companions), Allaah ﷻ
said “And the early forerunners – the
Muhajirin and the Ansar and those who
follow them in good: Allah is pleased
with them, and they are pleased with
him” (Quran 9:100)
The shia said call upon the Imaams,
Allaah ﷻ said ““And whoever invokes (or
worships), besides Allah, any other God,
of whom he has no proof; then his
reckoning is only with his Lord. Surely!
The Disbelievers will not be
successful.” [Quran 23:117]
The Shia said the Quran is not
complete, Allaah ﷻ said “…and most
surely, it is a mighty book. Falsehood
shall not come to it from before it nor
from behind it; a revelation from the
Wise, the praised One". (Qur’an
41:41-42)
The Shia said you are allowed to lie in
order to hide your faith (Taqiyyah),
Allaah ﷻ said “"Surely those who hide
from people the clear proofs and
guidance, which we clarified in the Book
(Qur'an), will be cursed by Allah and all
those who curse." (Quran 2:159)
The Shia said their Imaams knows the
unseen, Allaah ﷻ said “None in the
heavens or the earth knows the unseen
except Allah” (Quran 27:65)
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