₦airaland Forum

justi4jesu:
Good for yours abi.

Yes na

lirusehn:
. I wish yu neva included my name. Dirty boy

Hehehe

eleojo23:
Is that your own comment?

I'm here to catch people

Nigerian army In politics

Who the fuckkkkk wrote this for her

Now that BKH has chased all my Christian pallies... I got nothing to celebrate this Xmas... sad and uncool...
By the way.... Happy and joyful Xmas to all Christian all over the world.....

Hell No! Damn... I fuckiiinnngg can't.. spits

Oga Jona

Fart are the screams of your trapped poops
Loud farts are not so smelly because the contain more air and free flow while
silent farts contain little air so they come out with difficulties after passing poops, so the get frustrated and gives up the lethal smell

NASA’s New Horizons probe has activated
from hibernation in preparation for its 2015
encounter with Pluto. The spacecraft was
launched 9 years ago and had already
covered 3 Billion-Mile Trip toward Pluto but
it’s still 162 million miles away from its
destination.
Previously the new horizon has been
brought out of its hibernation mode 18
times since its launch atop an Atlas V
rocket in January 2006. The probe has
spent two-thirds of its time in space
hibernating to “save wear and tear on
spacecraft components and reduce the risk
of system failures,” according to NASA.
“Technically, this was routine, since the
wake-up was a procedure that we’d done
many times before,” said Glen Fountain,
New Horizons project manager, according
to NASA. “Symbolically, however, this is a
big deal. It means the start of our pre-
encounter operations.”

NASA team is now scrutinize the New
Horizon Spacecraft to examine whether the
devices and instruments are working
properly or not. The instruments include a
high-resolution telescopic camera and a
space-dust collector, NASA claimed.
Extended New Horizon’s mission is to
endeavor farther into the Kuiper Belt and
“examine one or two of the ancient, icy
mini-worlds in that vast region,” located a
billion miles beyond Neptune’s orbit,
according to NASA.
“New Horizons is on a journey to a new
class of planets we’ve never seen, in a place
we’ve never been before,” says New
Horizons Project Scientist Hal Weaver,
according to NASA. “For decades we
thought Pluto was this odd little body on
the planetary outskirts; now we know it’s
really a gateway to an entire region of new
worlds in the Kuiper Belt, and New Horizons
is going to provide the first close-up look at
them.”
The inquest still has more than 162 million
miles to travel before it reaches the object
formerly known as a planet, but is expected
to be close enough to observe it in January,
and have its closest approach on July 14,
2015.

http://www.bimzz.com/featured/nasa-spacecraft-slumbered-for-9-years-activated-for-its-2015-encounter/#

franksam2009:
seriously i no even knw wetin hausa people dey find for nairaland

So sayth the fucktardddd

simplemach:
And how was he compensated?

Follow this thread on reddit. I think they are talking of $40K a year

what a wicked world

killjoy:
been attending to matters of state u knw. married women cheating on der husbies since d tym of pharaoh. plus camp is always a Sodom n Gomorrah

if ur wife or gal is about to go for her national youth sex corp, u better give her pants made of titanium with ock odawize...

Confirm.....

Bro we can never get the answer here. All the people here are ignorant about it

Summoning @ killjoy where are thou

tit:
Dan duri!

Me yasa kika zageni? Bana chachan baki da mata Dan ba kukai ayi daku ba

trotsky2:
ok dat is bery bery good, we go mess am up next year walahi talahi. Allah is not pleased with him

Sure! If any of our people dare vote for him, He/She go know say we no dey joke. Enough of all this bullshit.....
Even the Devil is not pleased with him let alone the Almighty Allah.

trotsky2:
I don't like the fact that you are taking me for a joke, I'm dead serious here. We must send jona packing next year in order for peace to reign

No joking bro. I'm 'Deadlier' serious than you. Boko haram almost kill us at school on 1st Dec. this year. I spent three days at a woman's house during an attack. Our school car was shot during an attack as well. I can go on and on. So I really want Jonadunce back to otuke.

A nonono this is not gut. Jonathan must go back to otuke

if Russia and chad both deny the plane, then GEJ should just Hanover the shit to Nigerian Army

600k Oya give me the car

Feranmicharles:
ao va, cn u send me

Seconded

Get moar money

with time

MM and MM. My mind on my money, money on my mind.

olayemikaly:
[color=#990000][/color]. Which of d govt structures did they burn? Stop lying if u don't knw wot to say.

what the Bleep are you saying. our administrative block, Inec local government something and other numerous structures